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Kit
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 66
UK
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Now this brings to mind a demand made by our son last weekend 
Son -Mum, you know I am 16 now?
Kit - yes, what did you want son?
Son - well you know Dad was going to do a BBQ today?
Kit - yes son
Son - I am not a boy anymore, I am a man!
Kit - what's, that got to do with BBQ'ing?
Son - I want to do it, men always do the BBQ
Kit - lol, better ask your dad nicely then lol
there then follows the amazing scenario of Kat proudly 'teaching' son to BBQ and as if that wasn't enough they even insisted on photos being taken to record the event :shock: :shock:
Kit - that was a nice BBQ, well done
Son - I am a man and men always do the best BBQ's
Son -Mum, you know I am 16 now?
Kit - yes, what did you want son?
Son - well you know Dad was going to do a BBQ today?
Kit - yes son
Son - I am not a boy anymore, I am a man!
Kit - what's, that got to do with BBQ'ing?
Son - I want to do it, men always do the BBQ
Kit - lol, better ask your dad nicely then lol
there then follows the amazing scenario of Kat proudly 'teaching' son to BBQ
and as if that wasn't enough they even insisted on photos being taken to record the event :shock: :shock: Kit - that was a nice BBQ, well done
Son - I am a man and men always do the best BBQ's
ummmmmm, back seat of a coach on the M4 
Recently had a really horny session amidst the bluebells and in view of a nearby road :twisted:
On the verandah in Spain at dusk, as the sun set and the guy from the next villa was out watering his garden
On the roof a guest house in Portsmouth whilst every one else was out - or so we thought. Afterwards we realised that the roof was very overlooked by the top flats opposite
Recently had a really horny session amidst the bluebells and in view of a nearby road :twisted:
On the verandah in Spain at dusk, as the sun set and the guy from the next villa was out watering his garden
On the roof a guest house in Portsmouth whilst every one else was out - or so we thought. Afterwards we realised that the roof was very overlooked by the top flats opposite
Quote by MrFC
There was one lady i used to see regularly & when she gave me a blow job she would keep sucking a long time after i'd cum & because my cock was in a very sensative state it would make me laugh uncontrollably. I really couldn't help it it was automatic. Hope that helps
I stopped when he was cumming
after being questioned closely, he did say something about 'being on the edge of hysteria'
Now, what I would like to know is .............
are hysteria and cumming inextricably interconnected for you guys?
Depends how good the joke was :lol2: :lol2:
F***k off Mr Bum
This is a serious question
Quote by prags
There was one lady i used to see regularly & when she gave me a blow job she would keep sucking a long time after i'd cum & because my cock was in a very sensative state it would make me laugh uncontrollably. I really couldn't help it it was automatic. Hope that helps
I stopped when he was cumming
after being questioned closely, he did say something about 'being on the edge of hysteria'
Now, what I would like to know is .............
are hysteria and cumming inextricably interconnected for you guys?
Quote by Tania
I saw a beautiful film recently on DVD called 'Inside I am Dancing'. It is the story of two disabled young Irish men. The film is brilliant yet it never got the critics acclaim because of its subject. Many people are naturally scared of things they cannot understand and disability is one of these things.
I have seen that film too Tania (highly recommended) and agree with your point about people being scared of things they don't understand. However, as one with an 'invisible' disability, I would say that a disability is only what you make of it and your success as an individual is reliant on how you 'educate' others.
Believe me, I know this is no easy task and I expect that JBW and others have much to say on the subject.
However, getting back to JBW - all I can say mate is, however old you are
and whatever you feel you need to make your life whole - go with your gut instincts and don't let the b******* grind you down!!! Now, this may seem a bit of a strange question, but I post in all seriousness
Imagine my dismay if you will..................
there I was, horny as hell and and feeling that I had done me bestest and Kat is cumming....................................... and then he bursts into fits of giggles as he cums :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Now, is this normal or am I doing something reaaaaaaaaaaaaallly wrong? or is Kat just weird?
or is he just a f****** b******
Imagine my dismay if you will..................
there I was, horny as hell and and feeling that I had done me bestest and Kat is cumming....................................... and then he bursts into fits of giggles as he cums :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Now, is this normal or am I doing something reaaaaaaaaaaaaallly wrong?
or is Kat just weird? or is he just a f****** b******
oooooooooooo ES - this brings back a long forgotten memory
When Kat was about 18 and we were courting, back in his army days
He came to visit me one afternoon and well, promptly fell asleep I was a bit bored and thought I would while away the time practicing my artistic skills on his back with a felt tip pen.
Kat wakes up - OMG I am late for work and rushes off to join a footy session with all the hunky squaddies.
Kat comes back later that evening very flustered and cross with Kit - whaddya do that for????? I am in sooooooo much trouble now with the Sar'nt and have had the piss ripped out of me by my mates all afternoon!!!!!!
It was a very hot day and footy took place without shirts
One 'Guard' later, Kit was forgiven sort of!
Tee, hee - thanks for reminding me ES
now where's me felt tips?
When Kat was about 18 and we were courting, back in his army days
He came to visit me one afternoon and well, promptly fell asleep
I was a bit bored and thought I would while away the time practicing my artistic skills on his back with a felt tip pen.Kat wakes up - OMG I am late for work and rushes off to join a footy session with all the hunky squaddies.
Kat comes back later that evening very flustered and cross with Kit - whaddya do that for????? I am in sooooooo much trouble now with the Sar'nt and have had the piss ripped out of me by my mates all afternoon!!!!!!
It was a very hot day and footy took place without shirts
One 'Guard' later, Kit was forgiven sort of!
Tee, hee - thanks for reminding me ES
now where's me felt tips?
Quote by Sexysteph
Kitkat you may well be coming up to 43 but you act like a 23 year old - it MUST be the effect of the gorgeous sexy Kit responsible for this
Steph
Noooooooooooooooooooooo, please don't make me be responsible for him :scared: :scared:
Hi Tommy and welcome,
ummm, did you say 'rugby player'?? :inlove:
Quote by meat2pleaseuerrm, you forgot red thongs HR and laybyes :twisted:
Eagerslut has no more room in his brain, its full of sluttish thoughts and sexIts not possible
and painted toe nails/fingernails, and his unique brand of humour and his new tat
So what you mean, HR, is despite making people think he has no room in his brain for anything other than sluttish thoughts, etc, etc, ES does have a lot of room spare he tells no one about - that's what spies do, make you think they are simple, when they are really damn smarter than most! Well done ES.
This is the opposite of what i meant, because it was a joke
. Eagerslut will know this and many others. He is far from simple Eagerslut has many talents
BTW ES - sorry for blowing your cover
Sorry if you missed this bit HR - I was joking, and I think KitKat was spot on, anyway! Wasn't she?SHE??????? now I am really worried about you Jim :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Someone said that no one listens to me - no thought I might be listening either!
sorry jim, in another thread and wasn't listening to ya
sorry Jim was off in my pm box and not listening to you either
Quote by smokerjimerrm, you forgot red thongs HR and laybyes :twisted:
Eagerslut has no more room in his brain, its full of sluttish thoughts and sex
and painted toe nails/fingernails, and his unique brand of humour and his new tat
So what you mean, HR, is despite making people think he has no room in his brain for anything other than sluttish thoughts, etc, etc, ES does have a lot of room spare he tells no one about - that's what spies do, make you think they are simple, when they are really damn smarter than most! Well done ES.
This is the opposite of what i meant, because it was a joke
. Eagerslut will know this and many others. He is far from simple Eagerslut has many talents
BTW ES - sorry for blowing your cover
Sorry if you missed this bit HR - I was joking, and I think KitKat was spot on, anyway! Wasn't she?SHE??????? now I am really worried about you Jim :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by JudyTV
Im with Kit, Sarah and GenHertsCpl, Its one of those things that are part of the joys of sex to me.
BJs, (Giving and receiving) Cunnilingus and all forms of oral sex are bliss. In fact if I was made to choose one single sexual practise above all else that I could not give up then oral sex would be at the top. I put it before penetration.
Judy
oooooooooooooh Judy!
Quote by loveblock
in discussions in newspaper articles etc, many women state they are afaid that they may loose the man in thier life if they dont give him blowjobs, so many do it just to keep him and dont enjoy it is this true, are you ladies blackmailed, or do you enjoy it?.
I don't enjoy it
I loooooooooove it :twisted:
