Quote by Jags
It's horrible - you are going to remove it aren't you? Cos I could be forced into removing it for you.
I'm forcing you Jags
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Quote by JudyTV
I am aware that the item below has been said before but I have had two sets of really good news today, so I am extremely happy. One is about a friend who is recovering from a bad personal violent assault. The other is about a visitor who is coming later this week so this is for both of you and for anyone else who can take solace from it. Today is a good day for me :P .The old ones are often the best.
No man or woman is worth your tears. The only one who is, will never make you cry. If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart. Hearts can break, but circles go on forever. Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't . If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them. I'd be at the bottom to catch them. Don't frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile !
Judy
Judy - this is worthy of 'Poets corner' so pop it in there hun and have a big hug from me for brightening my day
Quote by Sean007
Hi Kit and G and H, thank you for the welcome and the quick response.
I see my secret plan to attain hits to my ad was not so!
Kit my I return the compliment - are those black buttons on the skirt ?
To be honest with you I am unsure what I am looking for. Eyes meet across a glass of wine, nervous conversation initially, and then……………..
My pic is actually interactive; if you click on my bum you can actually rotate it to get a front view
Sean
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I didn't try it - honest! ummmm, is that allowed?
yep, black buttons
Quote by safeinmybubble
Just a small shout out from a regular guy who like many others hid in the proverbial trees peeking out and watching with wonder. Well, I've lowered my guard and have joined the ranks of liberated netizens... Who knows, I might even get myself a personalized avtar soon
Hi and welcome
well, you won't be safeinyourbubble any more then will you?
Better get a new nic too :twisted:
Quote by smokerjim
Oh Dino - Pink Champagne over here please, no idea what made me fancy some of that
Errrm, what are you going to try doing tomorrow then Dildo
OMG - I am sooooooo lovin' this thread
Have you any useful advice to offer Dino? ( For this thread, "useful advice" refers to suggestions of the calibre of The Laird's, Nomad Soul's, etc. To have your drinky here, you have to earn it ---- advise or confess!Well, I thought you would all realise that I was going to give him advice about his planned 'effort' tomorrow - surely being pro active with advice is more useful than closing the stable door after the horse has bolted
Two pink champers over here please Dino
H'Red, I understand Dildo has his weeks schedule all worked out for him :twisted: So you can go off and enjoy yourself knowing that he will be vacuuming and chopping all week and special arrangements have been made for him to be kept busy all week
Now Dildo - what was it you said about blimps and battlements?
and special arrangements have been made for him to be kept busy all week Now Dildo - what was it you said about blimps and battlements?
Quote by the_Laird
I tried mate
Thanks Dino, it's appreciated.
The special person who offered has delivered my much needed TLC in quite spectacular fashion
To You............you special person you :twisted:Now that's much better Laird
Quote by Kit
I'm drinking Coke, I'm eating Revels, watching TV, listening to no music, I have a Coke glass, packet of Revels, TV remote control, pen and phone on my computer desk!!
The curtains are closed, the neighbours are quiet, as they usually are, kids are asleep and the wife is in Barcelona. I have just changed into my dressing gown, I've not been circumcised, haven't shaved the bollocks for a while, I prefer having a tash but no beard and my favourite film was Braveheart.
I prefer English..........no, British girls, can't tie a bow tie, have never used but may do one day, have no favourite singer, I cry every time something sad/funny is on television and I log into the chatroom once a month to make sure I don't have to go through the hell of registering again.
I have had an out of body experience but forgot to post in that thread when it was on the first page, but I will do if it pops back up, I am pleased we are hosting the Olympics in 2012, I don't know of any hotels in Poole and finally, a belated Happy Birthday for last Thursday Reese - sorry I missed it on the day!!!
Edit: Also wallowing in oodles of hugs, snogs and kisses (and the promise of lots of sex) from Kit!!
(That is what you meant wasn't it Kit??) Nope! but now that you mention it :twisted:
Right - that should answer a few questions and keep my post count down for a while!!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
More of the same tonight!!!
Awwww, Mr. Bilko - you didn't mention any hugs so have some from me and then add them to your post :shock: 
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I'm drinking Coke, I'm eating Revels, watching TV, listening to no music, I have a Coke glass, packet of Revels, TV remote control, pen and phone on my computer desk!!
The curtains are closed, the neighbours are quiet, as they usually are, kids are asleep and the wife is in Barcelona. I have just changed into my dressing gown, I've not been circumcised, haven't shaved the bollocks for a while, I prefer having a tash but no beard and my favourite film was Braveheart.
I prefer English..........no, British girls, can't tie a bow tie, have never used but may do one day, have no favourite singer, I cry every time something sad/funny is on television and I log into the chatroom once a month to make sure I don't have to go through the hell of registering again.
I have had an out of body experience but forgot to post in that thread when it was on the first page, but I will do if it pops back up, I am pleased we are hosting the Olympics in 2012, I don't know of any hotels in Poole and finally, a belated Happy Birthday for last Thursday Reese - sorry I missed it on the day!!!
Edit: Also wallowing in oodles of hugs, snogs and kisses (and the promise of lots of sex) from Kit!!
(That is what you meant wasn't it Kit??)
Right - that should answer a few questions and keep my post count down for a while!!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
More of the same tonight!!!
Awwww, Mr. Bilko - you didn't mention any hugs so have some from me and then add them to your post Quote by x-man0223
thats what i came on here to see, sexy avatars :P :P :P :P :P
Talking of which Dino, didn't you promise me something???? :twisted:
Fee
XXi did fee
but i aint done em yet 
tonight, i promise and you can choose tomorrow 
.xxxxx:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I'll look forward to it
Fee
XX
i think we all are!!!
Ooooooooooh, do you want to be on the judges panel too????? I'm sure if you ask Dino nicely, he'll oblige In answer to your question Davie,
, I think it has something to do with curiousity and challenge :twisted:
My son recently wore his Kilt for a ball and I just had to ask him if he was being a 'true' scot (hey, I was worried for him ) and he replied 'nope, I am only half scottish!'
He did say that he spent most of the night avoiding kilt flickers and cameras.
Ummmmmm, can I join H'red and Sarah please?
, I think it has something to do with curiousity and challenge :twisted:
My son recently wore his Kilt for a ball and I just had to ask him if he was being a 'true' scot
(hey, I was worried for him ) and he replied 'nope, I am only half scottish!'He did say that he spent most of the night avoiding kilt flickers and cameras.
Ummmmmm, can I join H'red and Sarah please?
Quote by 3someinpreston
lol! Mrs 3someinpreston needs something more sturdy - she broke her rabbit! so we'll keep the advice in mind!
:shock: Jeez, you's two better get on the 'Perv' thread
What I meant was for her to use it to sneak into the GFZ at the weekend without letting Mr3somein Preston know what she was up to
she won't worry about broken rabbits when she gets in there :twisted: :twisted: Quote by Kit
Hmmm, let me think now ..........................................................................
OK, I've thought - black stockings, black leather thong and I'm all yours :twisted:
Off for a lie down now
Can I just clarify - this was what I like to see on a male partner :twisted: Not on me :shock:
Quote by Jags
Been waiting for a while to hear from my sister.
She has just contacted me to say all is fine.
Hugs to all who are still waiting for news from loved ones and hugs to all who have endured the same agonies as me for the afternoon and evening.
Kit
xxxxxx
Snogs to you my sweet Kit. I texted Kate earlier too.
Even had a chat with my favourite Will tonight. Don't forget we all have a date??
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: am I supposed to know about this? Is Kat in need of a slap?
