It's a sort of generic noun, now, isn't it? Sort of "wanky newbie".
As in:
He/she sounds like a right wibber.
That's a bit wibby.
Do you think he's wibbing?
What a load of wibbish..... etc.
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Kniphofia
Over 90 days ago
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For those who've got interested in this notion but not tried it, I am told, by Someone Who Ought To Know, that NEARLY all women who've had babies can do it (with care and patience), and NEARLY all women who haven't, can't (depends on size of hand, lubrication, etc, of course).
As to what it actually feels like (as opposed to how enjoyable it is).... again, I am in no position to judge. But I am told: "very full!"
As to what it actually feels like (as opposed to how enjoyable it is).... again, I am in no position to judge. But I am told: "very full!"
Actually, have to say.... since the Sarge's admirable rant, there DO seem to be rather fewer posts that, when opened, contain such interesting notions as Pray For My Sick Kitty, I'm Eating A Nice Fried Egg, What Can You See Out Of Your Window, and Guess What I've Got In My Handbag.
I know the guidance on the Cafe says "for posts not related to Meetings or Dogging".... but one might hope they would bear at least some relation to nookie. Well done Sarge, I say. Stout Feller.
I know the guidance on the Cafe says "for posts not related to Meetings or Dogging".... but one might hope they would bear at least some relation to nookie. Well done Sarge, I say. Stout Feller.
Hello Naughty Nymphos:
Trembly wifelets: you tell me why I like em! There's no implication of sadism or such. Perhaps I just prefer sex not to be too matter-of-fact, however experienced people might be. That edge of excitement and anticipation is wonderful, I think. If I stop getting a bit nervous and trembly meself, I WILL feel jaded!
Slappers: I just mean drunk noisy women.... lager loutesses. Not referring to their sex lives, at all.
Trembly wifelets: you tell me why I like em! There's no implication of sadism or such. Perhaps I just prefer sex not to be too matter-of-fact, however experienced people might be. That edge of excitement and anticipation is wonderful, I think. If I stop getting a bit nervous and trembly meself, I WILL feel jaded!
Slappers: I just mean drunk noisy women.... lager loutesses. Not referring to their sex lives, at all.
I am always quite amused when I see ads for VVVWE men..... I always think, "oh, more beginners".
Once upon a time I'd have asked the Fairy Godmother for a bigger dick. Now I know that what I REALLY want is slightly smaller hands.
So far I've never met a woman who didn't blow up like an ammunition-dump after about a minute of really quite gentle fisting. It does, I'm afraid, rather prove that size DOES matter.
But what the hell. It's always nice to be in a club and watch some strapping geezer with a ten-inch todger hammering away like a lunatic with no visible results, and then just quietly step in and open the lady's floodgates.
Once upon a time I'd have asked the Fairy Godmother for a bigger dick. Now I know that what I REALLY want is slightly smaller hands.
So far I've never met a woman who didn't blow up like an ammunition-dump after about a minute of really quite gentle fisting. It does, I'm afraid, rather prove that size DOES matter.
But what the hell. It's always nice to be in a club and watch some strapping geezer with a ten-inch todger hammering away like a lunatic with no visible results, and then just quietly step in and open the lady's floodgates.
Not exactly "caught in the act".... dibbed-in by his vengeful ex-missus, whom he dumped for something younger and presumably less malicious.
"It was terrible," she sobbed, wiping away her tears with one of our £50 notes.
"I had to do bumpity-bump with dozens of well-endowed men, and all my beloved hubby gave me was loads of money."
On other News of the World pages: Charlotte Church: Wouldn't You Like To Shag It?.... Posh: Doesn't She Look Shaggable?..... Our Naughty Lady Readers: Half Dream About A Threesome.
"It was terrible," she sobbed, wiping away her tears with one of our £50 notes.
"I had to do bumpity-bump with dozens of well-endowed men, and all my beloved hubby gave me was loads of money."
On other News of the World pages: Charlotte Church: Wouldn't You Like To Shag It?.... Posh: Doesn't She Look Shaggable?..... Our Naughty Lady Readers: Half Dream About A Threesome.
I'm new to the SH site, but have been swinging for yonks....
If there are any (especially Midlands-based) newbie couples out there..... or maybe single girls.... who would like a guide/advisor/minder, I'd be very happy to help, if I can. Maybe introduce you to some of my favourite places/people. Maybe save you some of the mistakes I made....
By all means PM me.... Much as I enjoy trembly nervous new wifelets, I'm a gentleman.... There is no participation necessary. Stay anonymous, if you like.
(Edit: should perhaps have mentioned it, but hadn't thought I was fanciable to guys. Sorry, I'm not bi. Nothing against it, just doesn't ring my bell).
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If there are any (especially Midlands-based) newbie couples out there..... or maybe single girls.... who would like a guide/advisor/minder, I'd be very happy to help, if I can. Maybe introduce you to some of my favourite places/people. Maybe save you some of the mistakes I made....
By all means PM me.... Much as I enjoy trembly nervous new wifelets, I'm a gentleman.... There is no participation necessary. Stay anonymous, if you like.
(Edit: should perhaps have mentioned it, but hadn't thought I was fanciable to guys. Sorry, I'm not bi. Nothing against it, just doesn't ring my bell).
Mike (ad 346899)
Cave man. Call him Ug.
Ug fucks off to kill a few sabre-tooth tigers. Comes back, finds other caveman/men shagging Cavewoman. Gets cross. Ug kills Caveman B with big-bastard club. Realises Cavewoman is full of spunk. Not good. Gets immensely and unreasonably sexually aroused. Ug pumps spunk into Cavewoman to displace previous spunk-deposit, thus avoiding chance of bringing up bastard Cavekid.
Survival of genes...... common to most animals.
Pigeon-racers use this all the time: racing cock-bird is taken out of cage, other cockbird put in with hen (pigeons, like humans, are lifetime mates). Cock-bird forced to watch as he sees hen-bird having her feathery arse fucked off. Cock-bird is taken to Normandy, but rushes home in a panic. Shags female. She wins both ways (don't they always?)
Also (in human terms) nice to stand back and watch your beloved at it.... see fine expression on her face as she encounters merciless thrusts; enjoy spectacle in peace and tranquility without use of mirrors. But by-the-way.....
Basically all this is a very old biological genetic thingy.
There are lots of more learned versions of this story. Look em up on Google, via universities..... but that's it, in a nutshell. That's why all blokes (even if they don't EVER admit it) have a fantasy about seeing their wives get hammered. It's physically very very exciting..... but it's straightforward biology, not perverted pyschiatry.
Ug fucks off to kill a few sabre-tooth tigers. Comes back, finds other caveman/men shagging Cavewoman. Gets cross. Ug kills Caveman B with big-bastard club. Realises Cavewoman is full of spunk. Not good. Gets immensely and unreasonably sexually aroused. Ug pumps spunk into Cavewoman to displace previous spunk-deposit, thus avoiding chance of bringing up bastard Cavekid.
Survival of genes...... common to most animals.
Pigeon-racers use this all the time: racing cock-bird is taken out of cage, other cockbird put in with hen (pigeons, like humans, are lifetime mates). Cock-bird forced to watch as he sees hen-bird having her feathery arse fucked off. Cock-bird is taken to Normandy, but rushes home in a panic. Shags female. She wins both ways (don't they always?)
Also (in human terms) nice to stand back and watch your beloved at it.... see fine expression on her face as she encounters merciless thrusts; enjoy spectacle in peace and tranquility without use of mirrors. But by-the-way.....
Basically all this is a very old biological genetic thingy.
There are lots of more learned versions of this story. Look em up on Google, via universities..... but that's it, in a nutshell. That's why all blokes (even if they don't EVER admit it) have a fantasy about seeing their wives get hammered. It's physically very very exciting..... but it's straightforward biology, not perverted pyschiatry.
