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Kojak
2 weeks ago
Straight Male, 63
0 miles · South Yorkshire
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Wouldnt be able to do it in mine. However, the bonnet is fine. Just have to clean it afterwards.
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Quote by splendid_
because I am.

I agree Spendid. I think you are too.
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Quote by Dawnie
I prefer men to be hairy....

Rules me out then. :cry:
I've not much hair to be honest..especially on my head..hence the profile name. I love it. Never have a bad hair day, saves £100 a year on haircuts, can swim quicker and get to the bar quicker. As for down there, i'm trimmed and have a smooth sac.lol No complaints from the ladies. wink
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Hi
Is there room for one more tonite?
I can be vouched for by the Yorkshire lot. lol
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Thanks Spendid. Sent a 'ticket' off to them. Fingers crossed.
Happy New year by the way. Hope you are well
mike x
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Quote by Steve
goodness me that was quick Mallock, steve.... wink
x x

Thats what I thought :shock:
Thankfully I'm not always that quick :rascal:
Flipping Heck (posh for foookin hell)..It was quick.
Where do I find admin?
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I'm thinking of changing my profile name. Unfortunately, what i'm after has been taken. BUT...has not been used/logged on for 73 weeks. Is there a certain period of time that the profile name becomes available again if the previous owner soesnt log on?
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Can you put our names down slutty please. Thanks babes xx
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I feel a stranger too. I find its very 'clicky' in here. Just my observation.
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Quote by Sara_2006
another option is start with a swing site and perhaps socials and munches is the way to go to see and chat to peeps to try to find out if swinging is for you

I would have said that too. At least you can suss others out first.
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Just seen this.
Happy birthday babes. Hope you are well.
mike xxxxx
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Quote by Wakeycouple
u cant help being 50 mike

pmsl. not quite 50 ju... lol You still love me
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I'd shag you for a ticket! lol

.....and thats from mr dandsswing. :lol:
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Quote by Wakeycouple
oops yes it does sorry xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx confused

Specsavers comes to mind. lol
Blind as a fooookin bat.
xxxx
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Quote by AtomCom2001
I had met this amazing woman (from this site i have to say) and was just getting down to a good oral session when my mobile rang. We just laughed and left it.
confused: What would you have done? :?:

Glad you said you left it because if you hadnt and you answered it....she cant have been that amazing. lol
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Quote by Hungrypussy69
The water aisle in Tesco.

and that one :notes:
I couldnt possibly....far too much explaining to do! redface
I'll have to start going back to Tesco's instead of shopping on line. lol
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Quote by Hungrypussy69
Side tracking a little bit....can a 'non-member' attend a munch. A non-member being one as described above.

They wouldnt be able to post in the LMU forum to add their name to the munch thread and express interest.
If it was done by a full member on their behalf and other members going to the munch knew who they were?
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Side tracking a little bit....can a 'non-member' attend a munch. A non-member being one as described above.
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Quote by dekntan
because your a single looking for a couple maybe ???? :welcome: btw

Beat me too it. lol
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If you go on this car site, theres a section in the forum on photography. I go on a lot.

Also...below is a website you may find of interest. Its not a forum though.
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Ey up you two.
Hope you are both well. Happy birthday to you both.
Thanks for the invite, but cant make it. Have a good party and be good....As if lol
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Apart from looking like me lol folks have said I look like Bruce willis or Stone Cold Steve Austin (Wrestler). I wish I had Bruce's money and Austin's physique. :lol:
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Quote by H-x
Anyone seen 'Deathrace 2000'? that has to rank up there, 'Face Off' was equally dire, 'Zoolander' I didn't even make it to the end.
I thought Fight Club was fab, I thought Vanilla Sky was Tom's best film but then I never got the whole Tom-mania, I prefer actors who can act biggrin
H.x

DeathRace 2000. Bloody brings back memories.
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Quote by sexonlegs5
hiya can you put our names on the list please been a while since weve been to a social, very shy you know ..lol thankx xxxxx

Hiya you 2. It'll be good to see you again.
You are already down on pg9.
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My mum once caught me bashing the bishop when I was younger. That was so embarrasing........Probably cause I was 41 at the time lol
Only kidding....I was 13 ish. We didnt speak for a couple of days.
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