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Kojak
2 weeks ago
Straight Male, 63
0 miles · South Yorkshire

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Quote by Freckledbird
Shag.
What? :giggle:

rotflmao
shag..........what about the rest of the hour? lol
Quote by jaymar
I think a nice bit of erotic photography is far hornier than full on 'pork sword' or 'kebab' shots as they have been known to be called :silly:
I like to have my bits photographed with my underwear on with the viewer using imagination for the rest... the playing/meets are for the full viewing (or an invite to my private gallery of course! :giggle: )

Have to agree with this.
Not heard of the 'pork sword' or 'kebab' description before. lol
Quote by PaulnOlive
Ty sarah babes by the way just to tell ya i been pervin cams and profile to check one of the claimed side effects from the multitude of drugs they given me this being impotence. whey hey i am fine in that department for the moment lol
Paul

welcome back m8ty.
Quote by Playmatesforu
We have recently rejoined SH after a summer break and didnt know about the munch!! We are on with a new name now but was known as Harveyholmes!!
Hope we can be added to the reserve list but understand if we can't!!
Sure there are a few of the peeps with their names down who will vouch for us!!
Keeping everything crossed!! lol
Sue and Steve
xxxx

Harveyholmes dunno Never heard of you. lol
I (Mike) have only met them once at a mini social and they are a lovely couple.
Please send my regards to them both and hope Paul gets well soon.
Quote by bi_couple_1
Hey dont knock out county lol, at least our farm animals are free of FOOT & MOUTH..!!!!
lol

rotflmao
Quote by Benson11
biggrin hi there, :D
we'd love to come if at all possible, :happy: been to quite a few munches and they just get better all the time xxxx :silly:
:cheers: thanks tom and jerry xxxxx :cheers:

It'll be good to see you both again.
we both do...no white bits on us...only the whites of our eyes. lol
I love getting my tackle out. :lol:
Es Trenc beach is brilliant. We go on everyday when we are in Majorca.
I've got one of my dream cars (TVR Cerbera), and had it for nearly 5 years now. Unfortunately, the firkin clutch has gone yet again. Cant get one, or at least the 'uprated' one, as their is a shortage of driveplates. Well pi$$ed off. mad
Golf...how aweful lol
When I was 16, I went round a local course in 97...well pleased. 25 years later, went round another course in 160. mad redface It was aweful weather though, so thats my excuse.
........think i'll stick to shagging :lol:
Because of all the replies I had when I originally posted this item lol I thought i'd update you all because I know you are all very interested in the outcome. (Yeh right).......I have now had a total of £400 back. So get phoning. :lol:
Quote by Mallock2006
Its also frustrating for many women/couples to view a guys profile and see nothing but cock shots dunno

I was going to say the same.
Quote by fabioplum
.....bones not boners!
I had to wait until my late 30's (luckily) until I broke my first bone. It was my wrist which I did by blocking a ferocious shot whilst taking my turn in goal whilst playing football. A year later I broke my toe by sticking my foot in front of a ferocious shot whilst playing football......:cry:
I'd like to know who on SH has the most breakages to brag / moan about.

Pack football in. Its dangerous.
Its been in the news recently, but for those who havent seen it...see below..

Advise is....contact the mortgage providers, and request the difference back between the amount in the mortgage offer letter, and the amount charged. Simple. I've just contacted my mortgage providers that i've used since 1996. Already got £195 back from only 2 of them. The others are being looked into.
Hope this is useful to you all.
Quote by tina1
I hate hairy spuds!!
I like balding men though cool

lol Thanks babes kiss
Had mine done years ago....had to have it done twice!!
Dont ask.
We've had BT for years with no probs. However, just got a BT hub and the speed dropped to 500 kbs. Finally got it resolved after 8 days and hours on the phone with India.