In this case we happen to agree with your decision not to proceed with the meet - but not neccessarily for the reasons you might think.
We agree because the guy had not been straight with you right from the start.
We do (and have) met guys with wives/GF's and in every case the guy has been upfront about his attachment elsewhere. Our point of view is that such a relationship (and any possible consequences of meeting people from this site, or even just being a member of this site) are 100% entirely and completely the guys problem.
We do not meet guys who have initialy contacted us as single, and then let slip that they are in anyway attached, or vica versa.
This may seem a confusing logic - somehow condoning a deceit on the part of a guy, whilst disapproving of a deceit when it is purported to us. And we suppose it is. But, we are not here as couples counsellers or to give relationship advice to guys, and so we do not judge their relationships outside of their interaction with us. So, provided the guy is (so far as we can tell) honest with us, then we consider anything else very much their problem, and not any of our business.
We do not push this as a criteria for others to follow when choosing a playmate - we are all different in our tastes & judgements, and it would be wrong of us to say that this is the correct way to do things - it's just our way.
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Laff_n_Chilli
Over 90 days ago
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we mostly use the standard reject button when we're not interested in someone that has been in touch - BUt for the true numpty that messages us - especially if he or she or they happen to be the 45th one that day we save these 2 fine examples of replies
please feel free to copy them for your own use
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OOOOOOOOh whoooopeeee
another message from a no-hoper with so little on his profile that it would be hard to imagine - well imagine anything actually!
no pics and no detail but can't host = probably a married guy looking for a quickie
so why on earth you think we should be even remotely interested in meeting with you is beyond us.
best of luck elsewhere on the site
laff n chilli
ps - this has been a copy n paste (can't be arsed) message brought to you by lazy fekkers dot com
and
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Hiya XXXX
thanks for your message
lots of single guys complain that they never get a reply - not even a polite thanks but no thanks
And the reason for that is that so few of them actually read a whole profile to see if they are what we are looking for
we suggest you buck the trend and first read your profile - then read ours - then compare - then you'll know not to waste your time contacting us again - and more importantly we won't have to waste ours replying
best of luck elsewhere on the site
laff n chilli
PS - this has been a copy n paste (can't be arsed) message of rejection brought to you by lazy
We even occasionally tailor them for persitant offenders just for our own amusement
laff n chilli
please feel free to copy them for your own use
1
OOOOOOOOh whoooopeeee
another message from a no-hoper with so little on his profile that it would be hard to imagine - well imagine anything actually!
no pics and no detail but can't host = probably a married guy looking for a quickie
so why on earth you think we should be even remotely interested in meeting with you is beyond us.
best of luck elsewhere on the site
laff n chilli
ps - this has been a copy n paste (can't be arsed) message brought to you by lazy fekkers dot com
and
2
Hiya XXXX
thanks for your message
lots of single guys complain that they never get a reply - not even a polite thanks but no thanks
And the reason for that is that so few of them actually read a whole profile to see if they are what we are looking for
we suggest you buck the trend and first read your profile - then read ours - then compare - then you'll know not to waste your time contacting us again - and more importantly we won't have to waste ours replying
best of luck elsewhere on the site
laff n chilli
PS - this has been a copy n paste (can't be arsed) message of rejection brought to you by lazy
We even occasionally tailor them for persitant offenders just for our own amusement
laff n chilli
Sorry to tell you but all that stuff about the hot tub is rubbish. Any effects of such relaxation is at best a short-lived temporary fix.
The only way to ease your aching muscles and prevent that tiredness stretching out for more than a few days is an ice cold bath. This has the affect of preventing any damaged or swollen muscles becoming worse and thus decreases recovery time significantly.
It's perhaps not what you want to hear, but the old adage about medicine is true - if it tastes foul its probably doing you good.
And if you're enjoying it - well the opposite is the case.
The only way to ease your aching muscles and prevent that tiredness stretching out for more than a few days is an ice cold bath. This has the affect of preventing any damaged or swollen muscles becoming worse and thus decreases recovery time significantly.
It's perhaps not what you want to hear, but the old adage about medicine is true - if it tastes foul its probably doing you good.
And if you're enjoying it - well the opposite is the case.
not greedy are ya mrs lol see ya saturday we cant wait and IM soooooooooooooo excited xxxx
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I have watched this thread with some interest.
I can't help being reminded of an episode of 'Yes Minister' or was it 'Yes Primeminister', in which a reform of the eductaion system was discussed. In the end the reforms were shelved to avoid political embarrasment, but many of the arguments both for and against seem to have surfaced here.
I would urge all parties that have read or added to this thread to find themselves this episode and watch it.
Yes, it is fictional, but it is my firm belief that it closer to the truth than we would wish to believe.
Happy viewing
Laff
I can't help being reminded of an episode of 'Yes Minister' or was it 'Yes Primeminister', in which a reform of the eductaion system was discussed. In the end the reforms were shelved to avoid political embarrasment, but many of the arguments both for and against seem to have surfaced here.
I would urge all parties that have read or added to this thread to find themselves this episode and watch it.
Yes, it is fictional, but it is my firm belief that it closer to the truth than we would wish to believe.
Happy viewing
Laff
:crazy:Should you wish to use this site and the combined wisdom of its amazing members as guidance for your 'career' in swinging then we would suggest that you start with a more detailed and above all truthful profile.
If you're really a couple then at least have a couples profile.
Providing advice to a single fella maskerading as a couple on how to introduce his wife to swinging is a pointless task for all concerned and we have better things to do with our time.
If you're really a couple then at least have a couples profile.
Providing advice to a single fella maskerading as a couple on how to introduce his wife to swinging is a pointless task for all concerned and we have better things to do with our time.
and here's us thinking all you single girls had it easy
for what it's worth (probably not a lot) you're not alone, but we would encourage a positive attitude and treat this as a learning experience - now you know at least 2 of the sad no-hopers to keep away from.
best of luck in the future
for what it's worth (probably not a lot) you're not alone, but we would encourage a positive attitude and treat this as a learning experience - now you know at least 2 of the sad no-hopers to keep away from.
best of luck in the future
well its not us - we have shrep - whatever that is??
but we don't think that havng or not having shrep helps at all - the whole shrep system is really nonsense
however - if some think it's a good measure of people then good luck to them - we don't agree
PS - we're a proffesional couple and suitably qualified to call ourselves such should we wish to - BUT we don't. We think of ourselves as simple working class folk because that's our heritage and our state of mind - and we don't care if that labels us - because we're proud of it.
but we don't think that havng or not having shrep helps at all - the whole shrep system is really nonsense
however - if some think it's a good measure of people then good luck to them - we don't agree
PS - we're a proffesional couple and suitably qualified to call ourselves such should we wish to - BUT we don't. We think of ourselves as simple working class folk because that's our heritage and our state of mind - and we don't care if that labels us - because we're proud of it.
there is a theory about the 13th disciple
it is said by some that the 13th was mary magdelene - and that the catholic church for reasons of their own wrote her out of this role during bible translation over a number of years.
there are supposedly old papyrus scripts in existance which postulate this theory but they are subject to so much interpretation and ambiguous translation that it is unclear wether or not they are accurate
in the end history is written by the winners and so it would seem are legends/fables and other stories loosely based on some truth and/or lies
it is said by some that the 13th was mary magdelene - and that the catholic church for reasons of their own wrote her out of this role during bible translation over a number of years.
there are supposedly old papyrus scripts in existance which postulate this theory but they are subject to so much interpretation and ambiguous translation that it is unclear wether or not they are accurate
in the end history is written by the winners and so it would seem are legends/fables and other stories loosely based on some truth and/or lies
Some of you lovely forumites are regular readers of The Daily Mash and to those I apoligise, but I just couldn't resist reproducing this article here.
To the rest I hope you enjoy this little bit of mischief as much as we did - and lets all really appreciate the last sentence!
"AFTER a near perfect performance at the Super Bowl on Sunday, Madonna has been unveiled as the new brand ambassador for feminine leakage pads.
Millions of viewers around the globe watched in awe as the 72 year-old Queen of Pop defied the laws of gravity and decency as she power-danced like a crazed nursing home hooker in spandex.
Dressed in black thigh high boots and a tiny dress, the veteran of vogue thrilled her audience with frequent glimpses of her flawless, hardened gusset which she waved from side to side like a sinister and menacing totem of war.
Gynaecologist, Dr Linda Graham, said: "At her age, you'd expect Madonna to be leaking fluid like an annoying, drippy tap.
"But she magically appears to have the pudenda of a 22 year-old, with not a prolapse or wizened vulva in sight. I am sure there are millions of pensioners out there who want to know her secret."
A spokesman for Tena Lady said "Our product is undergoing a revival, thanks to an ageing population and the magical qualities of herbal tea.
"Now inspirational women like Madonna are breaking down social taboos and making it more acceptable to encounter elderly genitalia in the public domain"
To the rest I hope you enjoy this little bit of mischief as much as we did - and lets all really appreciate the last sentence!
"AFTER a near perfect performance at the Super Bowl on Sunday, Madonna has been unveiled as the new brand ambassador for feminine leakage pads.
Millions of viewers around the globe watched in awe as the 72 year-old Queen of Pop defied the laws of gravity and decency as she power-danced like a crazed nursing home hooker in spandex.
Dressed in black thigh high boots and a tiny dress, the veteran of vogue thrilled her audience with frequent glimpses of her flawless, hardened gusset which she waved from side to side like a sinister and menacing totem of war.
Gynaecologist, Dr Linda Graham, said: "At her age, you'd expect Madonna to be leaking fluid like an annoying, drippy tap.
"But she magically appears to have the pudenda of a 22 year-old, with not a prolapse or wizened vulva in sight. I am sure there are millions of pensioners out there who want to know her secret."
A spokesman for Tena Lady said "Our product is undergoing a revival, thanks to an ageing population and the magical qualities of herbal tea.
"Now inspirational women like Madonna are breaking down social taboos and making it more acceptable to encounter elderly genitalia in the public domain"
If there's no spark of lust (our in kiddie parlance fancying someone) then quite simply there is no possibility of sex - and even then the first kiss has to make my groin tingle - a not unreasonable requirement in our opinion given that we're planning to indulge in something that will be very intimate and hopefully not a little pleasurable for all involved
that's just the way it is
that's just the way it is
Jeeeeeeez
wait till you're approaching 50 as rapidly as laff - not chilli cos I'm taking a year off for every year over 45
He's as grumpy as an old man, but as bouncy as a puppy, as set in his ways as a statue, and as gentle and loving as any man had ever been
(enough of the praise - he'll be getting a big head - and back to the topic)
Age has put some ppl off meeting us - we know cos they've said so - and some ppl even say as much in there profile, but all we say is that your loss is our gain. Just means there's even more of us to go around for those who aren't blinded by their age-ist attitudes.
wait till you're approaching 50 as rapidly as laff - not chilli cos I'm taking a year off for every year over 45
He's as grumpy as an old man, but as bouncy as a puppy, as set in his ways as a statue, and as gentle and loving as any man had ever been
(enough of the praise - he'll be getting a big head - and back to the topic)
Age has put some ppl off meeting us - we know cos they've said so - and some ppl even say as much in there profile, but all we say is that your loss is our gain. Just means there's even more of us to go around for those who aren't blinded by their age-ist attitudes.
We have always found that face/body painting "competitions" work out well.
some cheap face paints and 6/8 brushes - depending on the colours you want to use and numbers of guests involved.
start with easy stuff - paint on faces and backs - then boobs/chests and on to any loose dangly bits that might be exposed by this point (or even standing proud !!)
a good shower can also be fun once you want to wash it all off - and maybe start again.
some cheap face paints and 6/8 brushes - depending on the colours you want to use and numbers of guests involved.
start with easy stuff - paint on faces and backs - then boobs/chests and on to any loose dangly bits that might be exposed by this point (or even standing proud !!)
a good shower can also be fun once you want to wash it all off - and maybe start again.
Earlier this evening I was in the chatrooms
During this time I wrongly maligned "latounge"
This was a case of mistaken identity - I had mistaken her for another person to whom my rant should have been directed.
I would like to take this opportunity to apologise unreservedly (and in the most humble and grovelling fashion) for my error.
I am truly and deeply sorry for the offence I caused and hope that "Latounge” can find it in her heart to forgive this foolish idiot for that unprovoked and viscous outburst. I will fully understand if you cannot – in truth I’m not sure I would be able to in your position – but I stand ready and willing to make whatever amends you see fit.
Once again I offer you my fully unreserved and total apology for my clumsy misdirected attack.
Laff
PS - Chili had nothing to do with any of this and she has chastised me for my moronic behaviour.
During this time I wrongly maligned "latounge"
This was a case of mistaken identity - I had mistaken her for another person to whom my rant should have been directed.
I would like to take this opportunity to apologise unreservedly (and in the most humble and grovelling fashion) for my error.
I am truly and deeply sorry for the offence I caused and hope that "Latounge” can find it in her heart to forgive this foolish idiot for that unprovoked and viscous outburst. I will fully understand if you cannot – in truth I’m not sure I would be able to in your position – but I stand ready and willing to make whatever amends you see fit.
Once again I offer you my fully unreserved and total apology for my clumsy misdirected attack.
Laff
PS - Chili had nothing to do with any of this and she has chastised me for my moronic behaviour.
