welcome to the world of slightly off key singing, fuzzy edges and grey rules
we have had a look at your profile and we think you're gonna have a ball - very yummy indeed
we lurve yr tatts
Dont forget everyone its world AIDS day
so plz be careful and play safe
We haven't voted because we can't see a category we can genuinely vote for
but our preference is MFM
why is there not a 'we are a cpl and our pref is...' option?
Happy Birthday me sis hope u have a good day love ya lots n lots xxxxx:rose::cheers:
Now we don't want anyone to think that we are in any way Anti-Christmas - we're not - we love Christmas - it's fabulous,
BUT
Any form of decoration in public places should be banned before 1st Dec (and we would include the inside of any shop or other premises that encourages the public to enter) and offenders would be forced to wear a full set of reindeer antlers attached by piercings to their genitals or nipples (which ever is most sensitive)
No one should be putting up Christmas decorations at home till 18th December or the last day of school (whichever comes latest), on pain of having there sprouts inserted rectally (6 per day for the whole 12 days of Christmas).
The purchasing of wrapping paper and Christmas cards would be illegal before mid-november and anyone found with a "stash" would have all the items burnt around the stake to which they should be tied.
These measures are in no way suggested to diminish the joy of Christmas, or even to limit it in any way whatsoever - they are put forward to encourage us to remember that Christmas does not start till 24th December, and that the entire Christmas/New Year period does not last 3 months but 8 days - which is surely a long enough period to celebrate anything on an annual basis
Don't bother with a cat.
It will never produce enough meat to make the investment worth it
- damn difficult to skin for a BBQ
- too tough to roast
- and not enough meat for a chop
- or even a good old casserole
naw - don't bother with a cat - try a hamster, as they at least can be done KFC style
Kissing is an absolutely essential part of any play meet.
We'd go so far as to say that the first kiss must be right - if it's not then we simply don't play.
We just cannot understand for the life of us what on earth people who don't kiss can get out of any kind of sexual play. Kissing is very much part of the whole - steamy passionate sex - and without kissing it's just a mechanical act.
- and we just ain't interested in a mechanical act - we might as well just have a wank and watch each other (not that we're dismissing that cos we've done it, but it isn't what we signed up for)
Confirming for us 2
soooooooooooooooooo excited xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
oooooh yes
let us add our very best to the many hearty and heart felt congratulations this super couple deserve
CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU BOTH
welcome to the site
please feel free to stop by and chat to us in the BBW room - we're normally in there most evenings - and even if we're not there we're sure you'll be given a warm friendly welcome by all the regs
it is the friendliest room on site after all
and a big hello to you too
and to you 2 pervs
have fun
stay safe
mwaaaaaaaaaaah
a wise man once said to me
"it is easier to ask for forgiveness after the act,
than ask for permission before it"
of course he was divorced and living in a bedsit whilst his ex-wife continued living in their former family home (with most of his earnings) - not saying that is right or wrong, just the way it was for him then.
what a bloody good idea
we love it
Sadly West Wales has much in common with our area - North Wales - in as much as there is a dirth of clubs and venues for swingers.
However we are given to understand that South Wales (Cardiff/Swansea) has a fairly robust swinging scene and you should maybe look out for South wales chatrroms or forums where you can get more detailed advice.
There is a new swinging club on the North Wales coast if you want to look it up, though tbh we do all our socialising at venues in the north west region of England - lotsa good munches etc over that way - have a look at the LMU forum.
Whatever way you choose to go best of luck and welcome to the forums and to the site
Until quite recently we would have travelled quite some distance (and we have) from our home here in North Wales, but the experience of our last couple of "meets" has really soured us to the idea.
2 no-shows!! FFS - what's the point in making the arrangements and then just not turning up - no explanation and no call or message - just not turning up! At £100 a pop for fuel hotel & meals it's a real piss take - Oh, how we wish we could name the bastards in the forums - if you wanna know just let us know and we'll tell ya in chat or by mail.
Anyway that's a totally different rant
To keep on topic we would now say that we would definitely NOT travel any further than 90 mins. Any more than that and it starts to be an overnighter and we'll only commit to them with people we know very well indeed.
Fortunately 90 mins puts us in reach of Liverpool, Chester and Manchester as well as a good chunk of Chesire and south Lancashire.
Previously we've had people travel from the south coast (of England) and London and all parts of Yorkshire/Humberside as well as Scotland to meet us. But then again, why wouldn't they? After all, they get to meet us and have one hell of a breakfast.
Or maybe they travel because they want to see the joys of the UK's finest National Park - Snowdonia, where the mountains tumble down to meet the sea.
Hope there's something there that helps.
thx for a great night to HnS was lovely seeing old friends and meeting new friends
dirtydiane i hqave such a headache its unreal but plz let me know how to make the vodka jelly lol
thx to everyone for the kisses and hugs you know who u r lol
xxxxxxxxx
Have you ever read Rudyards Kiplings poem "If"
we highly reccommend it to you now
although written during the Victorian era and therefore heavily biased towards a male dominated society it is not beyond the wit of most to interperate it with a more gender friendly message.
Throughout my life it has been a source of inspiration and a great reassurance in times of doubt
we hope this is of some genuine help
with apoligies to the original,
and thanks to our hosts for very memorable night
It's lonesome away from your kindred and all
By the disco at night where the wild swingers call
But there's nothin' so lonesome, so dull or so drear
Than to stand in the bar of a pub with no beer
Now the barmaids are anxious for the quota to come
There's a faraway look on the faces of sum
The wife’s gone all cranky and the DJ’s gone queer
What a terrible place is a pub with no beer
Then Trixie rides up with her dry, husky throat
Her breasts on the bar, she pulls a wad from her coat
But the smile on her face quickly turns to a sneer
When the barmaid says suddenly: "The pub's got no beer!"
There's Irish on the verandah, for his partner he waits
But RWL is inside drinking wine with his mates
He hurries for cover and he cringes in fear
It's no place for a Celt round a pub with no beer
Then in comes the WooHoo, all covered with flies
He throws down his mattress, wipes the sweat from his eyes
But when he is told he says, "What's this I hear?
I've trudged 230 miles to a pub with no beer!"
Pity poor Laff, for the first time in his life
He’s gone home cold sober to his darling wife
He walks in the hotel; she says: "You're early, me dear"
Then he breaks down and he tells her that the pub's got no beer
hiya all,
(well all who manage to read this post and actually reply!)
We find ourselves free for some spicy/saucy fun this weekend (saturday pm thru till sunday am - we don't want to waste a alot of time travelling so if you're in North Wales this weekend - wether you live here or are holidaying along the coast & mountains, AND you can host - give us a shout.
You never know this could be your lucky number 13 .......
hiya trixi
could you please add us to your list of very very keen reserves
many thanks
laff n chilli
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