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I was just going to say that having being here awhile I've noticed that everytime there is a surge of new members invariably a thread about crap posts, spelling and grammer etc etc etc comes up because most of the regulars are fed up with trawling through what they consider to be trash. To the regulars who've known the board since way back when, yes it is all trash, but to others and the newbies it's not. They're finding their way around and being social.
I think guidance is the key and Mal has made a positive start at attempting to alleviate the problem.
I was just going to say that having being here awhile I've noticed that everytime there is a surge of new members invariably a thread about crap posts, spelling and grammer etc etc etc comes up because most of the regulars are fed up with trawling through what they consider to be trash. To the regulars who've known the board since way back when, yes it is all trash, but to others and the newbies it's not. They're finding their way around and being social.
I think guidance is the key and Mal has made a positive start at attempting to alleviate the problem.
My eldest boy and I were talking about gut instinct just yesterday. He's what they call a "sensitive". Had his imaginary friend till around the age of 7.
Being an indecisive Libra I do tend to go with my gut instinct on most things. If I'm troubling over a discission I light a candle and hand the problem to the Gods (meditate). I always get my answer.
Being an indecisive Libra I do tend to go with my gut instinct on most things. If I'm troubling over a discission I light a candle and hand the problem to the Gods (meditate). I always get my answer.
Quote by Colts23
I'm a bit of a town clown. I so loved the view from one appartment I lived in, in South Africa.
27 Floor lounge window over looking the the city and the bay. God I loved those lights shimmering on the water at night.
and you left that to come to the uk 
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:doh: :P well there is always a reason :P ......just make sure the one in Fiji has the same view, just lower down, with no one else in the bay :twisted:
Lower down in the wall, or a window on a lower floor hun?
Quote by Colts23
Venus In Keywords
Fire Signs
(Aries, Leo, Sagittarius) ardent, dramatic, demonstrative, initiator
Earth Signs
(Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn) luxurious, possessive, steady, focused
Air Signs
(Gemini, Libra, Aquarius) experimental, poetic, intellectual, versatile
Water Signs
(Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces) idealistic, sensitive, sentimental, spiritual
supposedly thats the info on what you are,,,,tried finding the sex one, but only love versions available, :P
I'm a fish!!
I read that as water-sports :shock: :doh: :gagged:
I'm a bit of a town clown. I so loved the view from one appartment I lived in, in South Africa.
27 Floor lounge window over looking the the city and the bay. God I loved those lights shimmering on the water at night.
Use to stand at my window looking out at other windows wondering about other peoples lives. Now that is sad!
27 Floor lounge window over looking the the city and the bay. God I loved those lights shimmering on the water at night.
Use to stand at my window looking out at other windows wondering about other peoples lives. Now that is sad!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by marmalaid
did you know that the average person spends 9 hours a day in bed, that's 3285 hours a year, so if the average life expectancy is say 80 years old, that would be 262,800 hours of a lifetime spent in bed which is approximately 7 years.......
Well if im going to spend that long in bed i really need some company.....and would be delighted to meet some new friends who can share in that 7 year innevitability...
Is this first come first served and do I get to stay the full 7 years?
If yes, can I take you up on that offer one day when I'm old and alone in my bedsit in Fiji?
Isn't that where Lister wanted a smallholding?
Okay, after that "intelligence" thread I'm loathe to ask....
Who is Lister?
:mrgreen: Quote by cutepackage
did you know that the average person spends 9 hours a day in bed, that's 3285 hours a year, so if the average life expectancy is say 80 years old, that would be 262,800 hours of a lifetime spent in bed which is approximately 7 years.......
Well if im going to spend that long in bed i really need some company.....and would be delighted to meet some new friends who can share in that 7 year innevitability...
Is this first come first served and do I get to stay the full 7 years?
If yes, can I take you up on that offer one day when I'm old and alone in my bedsit in Fiji?
due to ice's observation, i will rectify my earlier comment......wow, you are fantastic, and i would love to share my bed with you for at least seven years in fiji or a park tent or anywhere...........xxxxxxxxxx better...?
And they wonder why I'm jaded?
Quote by cutepackage
did you know that the average person spends 9 hours a day in bed, that's 3285 hours a year, so if the average life expectancy is say 80 years old, that would be 262,800 hours of a lifetime spent in bed which is approximately 7 years.......
Well if im going to spend that long in bed i really need some company.....and would be delighted to meet some new friends who can share in that 7 year innevitability...
Is this first come first served and do I get to stay the full 7 years?
If yes, can I take you up on that offer one day when I'm old and alone in my bedsit in Fiji?
Since arriving on SH and sleeping my way through the crowd my views on relationships have got more and more distorted.
To the extent that I've "sabataged" myself and I'm definately NOT relationship material now.
Also realised that I'm more "hungry" than most men can keep up with. So those images of a lonely bedsit are kinda too bright right now.
Which is why I work so damn hard. Now way in hell will it be some lonely bedsit!
I'm thinking maybe Fiji
To the extent that I've "sabataged" myself and I'm definately NOT relationship material now.
Also realised that I'm more "hungry" than most men can keep up with. So those images of a lonely bedsit are kinda too bright right now.
Which is why I work so damn hard. Now way in hell will it be some lonely bedsit!
I'm thinking maybe Fiji
Have to admit to watching and enjoying BB. At least they're more entertaining this year.
Only one person deserves to win BB in my opinion. I don't believe BB should be won by the pretty boy or the one we like the most because they're so nice looking or in-love with a house-mate etc. BB is a game and the only person playing that game is Makosi.
Only one person deserves to win BB in my opinion. I don't believe BB should be won by the pretty boy or the one we like the most because they're so nice looking or in-love with a house-mate etc. BB is a game and the only person playing that game is Makosi.
Quote by marmalaid
What I found in my monogomous and far too lengthy relationships was that he reserved oral on me for birthdays, motherday, chrismas etc. When that happened then yes, bj's on him became a chore
I don't think I know any men that dislike giving cunnilingus (is cunnilingus a noun? Can you give it? Is cunnilingus a verb, should you perform it?)
Trust me to settle down with the one man who does, huh
No more settling down :evil:
No more settling :twisted:
A WHSmith receipt for a book I bought on 30/4/07 but still have to collect - The Definitive Book Of Body Language
Argos Card
Chapmans Natuaral Products Loyalty Card
Citibank Credit Card - Max'ed out
Diamond Credit Card - Max'ed out
Virgin Top up card - (haven't a clue why, I'm not with virgin)
Debenhams Card
Debenhams Gift Card
National Insurance Card
2 Library Cards
NHS Exemption Certificate
Intenet Banking Card
Tiffs Hairdressers appointment card
My Lawyers business card
My accountants business card
A Doctors appointment card
The Laser and Aesthetic Clinic card
Another Tiffs appointment card
Another Laser and Aesthetic Clinic card
8 first class stamps
Quote by duncanlondon
I know how you may feel. I have been haunted for 25 years by a former lover. She sends a card every xmas to my family, never mentions me in it.
That kind of thing?
Hey, I send an ex birthday and christmas cards every year, have done since I left SA, 8 years now, and I call him every year on his birthday. His mum even came out to visit me last year August. I hope he doesn't feel I'm haunting him :shock: 