Me, personally, no.
Plucked chicken springs to mind :shock:
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Lissa
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 61
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Quote by allguy
mmm well i mail and rarely get a responce for my mail or interest for all the mails that go out i am never rude or discurtiouse. but i very seldom get a reasponce even to say thatks for mailing or hi even no thanks ... it wouldnt harm to respond to be freindly , would it?
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If you suffered the crap that a lot of women on here get in their inbox EVERY day, you might see things differently. My profile states quite clearly what I am and am not interested in, but I still get PM's from single guys suggesting a one-on-one, or phone sex, or a private cammimg session .If they can't be arsed to read my profile why should I be arsed to reply?
Quote by Jon
P.S. I love dancing with ex-commandos, I am really looking forward to dancing with you one day Jon. Like I did in Belfast in 1985.
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I've never danced with you, and am very unlikely to - I don't even dance with women so you have no chance, Oh - and we do not refer to ourselves as Commandos either, rather as Bootneck, Marines or more correctly, Royal Marines.
Bootnecks and Matelots.............................oh the fights in Union Street in Plymouth in the early 80's :shock:
:D :D :wink: There seems to be a bit of an antagonistic air tonight.
So this thread is just for happy thoughts.
Here's mine
On Friday Pete, myself and six of our friends are off down to Devon for a long weekend of hooning round on our bikes, piss-taking and good food.
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
So what are your happy thoughts?
NO negative ones, or I'll get my crossbow out..........................and i'm a bloody good shot
So this thread is just for happy thoughts.
Here's mine
On Friday Pete, myself and six of our friends are off down to Devon for a long weekend of hooning round on our bikes, piss-taking and good food.
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
So what are your happy thoughts?
NO negative ones, or I'll get my crossbow out..........................and i'm a bloody good shot
Another reason why I wouldn't meet couples................Fred and Rose West.
Just because they are a couple is no guarantee that you are going to be safe. If the unthinkable happens you have two people to fight off. Yes, I'm sure the vast majority of couples are lovely, decent people, but the only way to guarantee total safety is not to meet anyone.
Just because they are a couple is no guarantee that you are going to be safe. If the unthinkable happens you have two people to fight off. Yes, I'm sure the vast majority of couples are lovely, decent people, but the only way to guarantee total safety is not to meet anyone.
Quote by allguy
any rome for one more sounds a gas. is that devon and cornwall?
Bugger, no, sorry..................8 of us in an 8 berth chalet. :cry:
Yeah, Devon and Cornwall. Staying at Bideford Bay. Plan to do a round trip to Lands End one day, then a run over the moors and Porlock Hill another day.
As a straight female I would never go with a couple, straight or otherwise, for two main reasons
1.... lets face it, the average guy has enough trouble satisfying one woman, let alone two of them
2....I just wouldn't be comfortable with another woman there, and me ripping her legs off and beating her to death with the soggy end because she inadvertantly grabbed my tit probably wouldn't go down too well either :D :D
Seriously, though, I really can't see the appeal of joining a couple, unless it's a couple of guys
1.... lets face it, the average guy has enough trouble satisfying one woman, let alone two of them
2....I just wouldn't be comfortable with another woman there, and me ripping her legs off and beating her to death with the soggy end because she inadvertantly grabbed my tit probably wouldn't go down too well either :D :D
Seriously, though, I really can't see the appeal of joining a couple, unless it's a couple of guys
Quote by Serendipity
I'm back
What have I missed?
You've been gone FAR too long, don't do it again!!
Lovely to see you back, sorry to hear about what happened though, I hope you got it sorted in true Lissa style :wink:
Getting my botty spanked by 'Dipity.....................now I KNOW I'm back :D
You don't believe in capitals, grammar, spelling or punctuation though! :D :D
Yes, I'm a bitch :D
Seriously though, try making a bit of an effort with your posts and you might get on better. Most people will just sigh, cringe or give up halfway through a badly-done post.
(I'm back, Darkfire....................I'm back )
:D :D Yes, I'm a bitch :D
Seriously though, try making a bit of an effort with your posts and you might get on better. Most people will just sigh, cringe or give up halfway through a badly-done post.
(I'm back, Darkfire....................I'm back
) 
Thanks peeps..................got a tear in my eye here
Long story short, had a really unpleasant event several months ago. Someone with an axe to grind posted a link to one of my dogging posts on a vanilla site we use. :shock:
Caused all sorts of really nasty upsets as you can imagine. But, I've decided bollocks to 'em. Those who were our friends before the shit hit the fan and have stayed our friends are TRUE friends. Those who no longer speak to us were never really friends in the first place. I'm not gonna sit at home hiding anymore.......................I'm back and I'm bad!!!!
:D :D :D :D
Long story short, had a really unpleasant event several months ago. Someone with an axe to grind posted a link to one of my dogging posts on a vanilla site we use. :shock:
Caused all sorts of really nasty upsets as you can imagine. But, I've decided bollocks to 'em. Those who were our friends before the shit hit the fan and have stayed our friends are TRUE friends. Those who no longer speak to us were never really friends in the first place. I'm not gonna sit at home hiding anymore.......................I'm back and I'm bad!!!!
:D :D :D :D
Quote by punx_69
Bugger..a bit late to say hi to Lissa and can I still pass myself off as a newbie, even tho' I was drinking in the bar last night? If I can..hello
Looking to say hi to everyone, have some fun and have a bit of craic! :cheers:
Wotcha!!
If you survived a night in the Virtual Bar...............you'll do fine
God..............WTF am I doing up at this time of the morning on a sunday?
Quote by RidingMountains2
Come out Come out Wherever you are!!!! :twisted:
Ok then i will come and say Hello.
Well hope you are all having a cracking weekend. am a bit blue as my house mate has just gone off skiing for 2 weeks without me... the lucky lucky b*****d!
So like any forum... who's who, do's and don't's?
Hi RM2
Sorry I missed you yesterday................but a belated hello and welcome!
Who's who? Right, I'm Lissa, the other half of Pete, who although he has a profile on here NEVER gets a chance to post cos I'm always on the PC
Do's and Don't's!
Do post on the forums, join in with the general silliness and serious debates, and build up a rapport with people.
Don't go into the virtual bar unless you plan to end up wide-eyed and legless.............or should that be the other way round :D
Above all..................have fun!
Quote by jesster
How can i get the lid off my marmite jar ????
Havent long got up, went to have some marmite on toast with my coffee and shock, horror, my marmite lid is jammed on solid :lol:
Hammer and chisel?
Pnuematic drill?
Whatever it takes really..............not being able to have your Marmite is a serious problem!
Ok all you Newbies and Shybies................once again my other half is off doing overtime 
...............so I'm all yours until 1pm.
Anything you want to ask but were afraid to, or anything you want to chat about................go for it.
I'm in a REALLY good mood today, so I'll be even nicer!
...............so I'm all yours until 1pm.Anything you want to ask but were afraid to, or anything you want to chat about................go for it.
I'm in a REALLY good mood today, so I'll be even nicer!
Peenut.
My partner and I don't do 'Swinging' in the way you describe it. Pete is strictly a voyeur. We both enjoy the Dogging, because he gets to watch me in action, but I certainly DON'T shag 'All comers'. If I fancy a shag with one or more of the guys I will, but not always. Some might get a blow job, some might get wanked, some might get no hands on participation at all. I make the decision!
As for your quick shag comment about it being more dangerous......................sorry, but what the fuck is that supposed to mean? 'It can be with , etc etc?' So what? Swinging, Dogging, Quick Shags.................they will all be with someone who is likely to be 'attached etc'.................so why is one more acceptable or otherwise than the other?
My partner and I don't do 'Swinging' in the way you describe it. Pete is strictly a voyeur. We both enjoy the Dogging, because he gets to watch me in action, but I certainly DON'T shag 'All comers'. If I fancy a shag with one or more of the guys I will, but not always. Some might get a blow job, some might get wanked, some might get no hands on participation at all. I make the decision!
As for your quick shag comment about it being more dangerous......................sorry, but what the fuck is that supposed to mean? 'It can be with , etc etc?' So what? Swinging, Dogging, Quick Shags.................they will all be with someone who is likely to be 'attached etc'.................so why is one more acceptable or otherwise than the other?
Quote by sandyballs
Hi Lissa
Introducing myself - Will
Loved your web site. :shock:
Born and bred in Warwick but moved down here to the seaside - damn sight warmer of an evening and of course that lovely sunshine- but not today
Hi Will!
I was born and bred in Warwick too....................fancy that!
Like you................I also escaped
Hope you have fun on here
Quote by bigmac99
hello Lisa,
Introducing myself and partner James and Sharon,
Very new to the site and never swung before.
We are really looking for advice in our quest for a bi-female to join us for some naughty fun. As a pair of 3some virgins we need someone who can settle our nerves as well as being comfortable in our company.
Love you piccie on the motorbike!
Hi James and Sharon, welcome to SH
The best advice I can give you is to post in the forums, get yourself known, and build up a rapport with people. If you are looking for a bi-fem, be patient, they are extremely sought after. I don't know any of the Bi-fems on here personally, but do know some quite well from their posts, are they are lovely ladies. If you are honest about being nervous, they will take this into account. I really think your best chance is by becoming known on here, and then getting an invite to one of the social events, where you can meet people in a no pressure environment, and have the chance to see if you all click.
I wish you both all the very best of luck.
Well, what a surprise this all is :shock:
I don't know Steph personally, and I may not always have agreed with her opinions, but I would defend to the death her right to have them.
She was always there with a helpful post to newbies, and I'm sure there are a great many people on here who will miss her tremendously.
I don't know Steph personally, and I may not always have agreed with her opinions, but I would defend to the death her right to have them.
She was always there with a helpful post to newbies, and I'm sure there are a great many people on here who will miss her tremendously.
