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Lissa
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 60
UK

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Quote by Mal
I've always been told that girth is as important as length. I think a girl would rather have a 7" truncheon than a 12" pencil anyday.

Me, me, me..........................I would biggrin
I haven't got a 12" pencil, but I have got a felt tip!! lol
Mal
cool
PMSL
For some bizarre.....................and slightly disturbing unknown reason.................I am now thinking of fuzzy felts redface
Quote by Tool
I've always been told that girth is as important as length. I think a girl would rather have a 7" truncheon than a 12" pencil anyday.

Me, me, me..........................I would biggrin
We'll be up for this...................as long as it's a decent distance from us to make the ride worth it wink
Quote by hornyinslough
Yep tell me who it was and I will P.M the bloke and tell him to stop insulting other members and that in future the word isnt fat, its BBW. :smug:

And he should replace whore/hore with what :twisted:
How about................stunning lady so far out of his league he shouldn't even presume to send her a terribly written, hugely insulting pm?
Some guys are total knobs, really they are mad
I hate 'porn for women'.............you know, with a supposed story and stuff...............just give me the money shots any day biggrin
Trouble is, most porn is still heavy on the girl-on-girl action, and that really does nothing for me at all. rolleyes
Best one I've ever seen is the Dogging dvd Pete's dad lent us. In fact, that's the DVD that got us started in this lifestyle..................but that's a whole different story wink
How famous is the person above you?
Ok I stole this idea but it seemed to work and got some fun comments... So
Rules:
Basically, each person posts how famous they think the person above them is..A little comment is also welcome!
1 = never heard of them
10 = very famous - for good or bad reasons
I received the wonderful sum of £20 as my bonus last year.
I gave it, along with a matching £20, to a guy selling the Big Issue and wished him a Merry Christmas. The look on his face meant more to me than a £200 bonus would have done.
We're hoping to be there, weather permitting rolleyes
Anyone else going?
Quote by PoloLady

Yep, knew it!
Drew, don't you hate being so predictable?
biggrin :D :D

If you knew it and it was so obviously predictable - why didn't you just go and look for the right answer instead of waiting to find out? dunno
rotflmao
I did!
Quote by Drewxcore
i'm waiting with baited breath lol

I said largest, not highest population x
Yep, knew it!
Drew, don't you hate being so predictable?
biggrin :D :D
Whats your point? The question said whats the largest city in the world, he gave me a list of populations....thats not what the question was asking. Now run along and maybe i can do what Mallock said and ignore all the bullshit x
PMSL.
Yes Drew, whatever you say Drew. Oh..and it's
Largest City by Land Area - Mount Isa
From:
Located 1829 km from Brisbane, 883 km from Townsville and 356 m above sea-level, Mount Isa proudly claims to be the largest city in the world; a fact born out by its accreditation in the Guinness Book of Records. The argument is that the city extends for 40 977 sq. km, and that the road from Mount Isa to Camooweal, a distance of 189 km, is the longest city road in the world
Quote by Drewxcore
i'm waiting with baited breath lol

I said largest, not highest population x
Yep, knew it!
Drew, don't you hate being so predictable?
biggrin :D :D
Quote by felixx1416
1 SEOUL South Korea 10,231,000
2 São Paulo Brazil 10,009,000
3 Bombay India 9,925,000
4 JAKARTA Indonesia 9,373,000
5 Karachi Pakistan 9,339,000
6 MOSKVA (Moscow) Russia 8,297,000
7 Istanbul Turkey 8,260,000
8 MEXICO (Mexico City) Mexico 8,235,000
9 Shanghai China 8,214,000
10 TOKYO Japan 8,130,000
11 New York (NY) USA 8,008,000
12 BANGKOK Thailand 7,506,700
13 BEIJING China 7,362,000
14 Delhi India 7,206,000
15 LONDON UK 7,074,000
16 HongKong China 6,843,000
17 CAIRO Egypt 6,800,000
18 TEHRAN Iran 6,758,000
19 BOGOTA Colombia 6,422,000
20 Bandung Indonesia 5,919,000
21 Tianjin China 5,855,000
22 LIMA Peru 5,681,000
23 Rio de Janeiro Brazil 5,613,000
24 Lahore Pakistan 5,143,000
25 Bogor Indonesia 5,000,000
26 SANTIAGO Chile 4,788,000
27 St Petersburg Russia 4,678,000
28 Shenyang China 4,669,000
29 Calcutta India 4,399,000
30 Wuhan China 4,040,000
31 Sydney Australia 4,031,000
32 Guangzhou China 3,935,000
33 SINGAPORE Singapore 3,894,000
34 Madras India 3,841,000
35 BAGHDAD Iraq 3,841,000
36 Pusan South Korea 3,814,000
37 Los Angeles (CA) USA 3,694,000
38 Yokohama Japan 3,426,000
39 DHAKA Bangladesh 3,397,000
40 BERLIN Germany 3,386,000
41 Alexandria Egypt 3,339,000
42 Bangalore India 3,302,000
43 Malang Indonesia 3,173,000
44 Hyderabad India 3,145,000
45 Chongqing China 3,127,000
46 Ho Chi Minh City Vietnam 3,015,000
47 Haerbin China 2,990,000
48 ANKARA Turkey 2,984,000
49 BUENOS AIRES Argentina 2,965,000
50 Chengdu China 2,954,000
51 Ahmedabad India 2,954,000
52 Casablanca Morocco 2,943,000
53 Chicago (IL) USA 2,896,000
54 Xian China 2,872,000
55 MADRID Spain 2,823,000
56 Surabaya Indonesia 2,801,000
57 PYONGYANG NorthKorea 2,741,000
58 Nanjing China 2,678,000
59 KINSHASA Congo (Zaire) 2,664,000
60 ROMA Italy 2,648,000
61 Taipei China 2,640,000
62 Osaka Japan 2,598,000
63 KIEV Ukraine 2,589,000
64 YANGON Myanmar 2,513,000
65 Toronto Canada 2,500,000
66 Zibo China 2,484,000
67 Dalian China 2,483,000
68 Taegu South Korea 2,449,000
69 ADDIS ABABA Ethopia 2,424,000
70 Jinan China 2,403,000
71 Salvador Brazil 2,331,000
72 Inchon South Korea 2,308,000
73 Semarang Indonesia 2,221,000
74 Giza Egypt 2,221,000
75 Changchun China 2,192,000
76 Havanna Cuba 2,192,000
77 Nagoya Japan 2,171,000
78 Belo Horizonte Brazil 2,154,000
79 PARIS France 2,152,000
80 TASHKENT Uzbekistan 2,142,000
81 Fortaleza Brazil 2,139,000
82 Sukabumi Indonesia 2,137,000
83 Cali Colombia 2,128,000
84 Guayaquil Ecuador 2,117,000
85 Qingdao China 2,101,000
86 Izmir Turkey 2,081,000
87 Cirebon Indonesia 2,080,000
88 Taiyuan China 2,051,000
89 BRASILIA Brazil 2,016,000
90 BUCURESTI Romania 2,016,000
91 Faisalabad Pakistan 2,008,000
92 Quezon City Philippines 1,989,000
93 Medan Indonesia 1,988,000
94 Houston (TX) USA 1,953,000
95 Abidjan Côte d’Ivorie 1,929,000
96 Mashhad Iran 1,887,000
97 Medellín Colombia 1,885,000
98 Kanpur India 1,879,000
99 BUDAPEST Hungary 1,825,000
100 CARACAS Venezuela 1,823,000

Nice one, Felix!
Now watch Drew try to tell you you're wrong wink
I am only interested in single guys, as my partner is strictly a watcher..................but I don't do one-on-one meets.
Quote by keeno
Over the years I have avoided all my works Christmas dos. I think it is fair to say that a most companys I have worked at that the only thing I have in common with my colleges is that we work at the same place. sad
I have discovered that when I am asked that honesty is always the best policy. I smile sweetly and say "It's bad enough working with you during the day let alone spending my leisure time with you." biggrin Because I smile they assume I'm joking, how little they know.

Yep, I am 100% with you on this one :thumbup:
I can't think of anything worse than spending an evening socialising with the people I work with, the majority of whom have all the charm, wit and intelligence of a bunch of radishes!
Quote by AlexnHannah
Would just like to wish my wife a very happy anniversary. 21 yrs ago today she pulled me to one side and straightend me out.
lol :lol:
Thank you Hannah, been fantastic, feels like 21 days
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
Looking forward to the next 21 and more after them.
Love you Hun.
Alex.

What a lovely thing to read today. biggrin
My sincere congratulations and best wishes for the future.
Pics you can have Winchy.....................til you're sick of 'em wink
Just booked the ferry......................£42 return Dover to Calais, benefits of riding a bike.
As for the toboggan run......................I'm gonna do it even if Pete wimps out biggrin :D
David Eddings's Belgariad and Mallorean.
I love those books....................but I don't think there would be enough money in the world to do them justice :cry:
Quote by winchwench
I've not read Hogfather yet- and will wait for the heads up from you guys as to wether its worth seeing the TV version when I get (hopefully) the tape given to me!

Having watched the first part tonight I can honestly say......................I LOVED IT!
Death was just fantastic..........that was the one thing I was worried about...............would Death look and sound right. HE is, after all, my favourite character biggrin
There is intelligent life out there in the universe....................and they are far too intelligent to want to come anywhere near an uncivilised, xenophobic, war-mongering world like ours. biggrin
Quote by winchwench
As far as Austria goes, if you're on a bike you HAVE to ride the Grossglockner Hochalpenstrasse- the highest mountain pass in Europe. It's a toll road, and they even have a bikers section on the website
You really, really don't want to miss this- its gobsmackingly spectacular!

Wow, Winchy!
Just been checking that link out this morning.................we're going! Sorted our hotel out there and everything.................not that we really want to ride the road THAT much!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Sassy-Seren

So have you planned your holiday yet, and where are you going?

:shock:
Not booked a holiday as such but I'm doing a charity trek in Morocco next Oct ( online sponsor forms will be posted at a later date wink )
Got a bike rally in Feb in Anglesey ( I must be mad! :shock: )
You're not doing the Dragon Rally? :shock:
You ARE mad. biggrin :D :D
When people start thinking about their summer holiday biggrin
We were checking out ferry prices the other night.................looks like it's touring Northern France, Germany and Austria for us next year................woohoo!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
So have you planned your holiday yet, and where are you going?

Aw, Pete sweetie kiss
And you'll get one of those for real at Avebury wink
Riding the bike at this time of year with it all decorated up as Rudolph, in our Santa suits, and seeing the smiles on people's faces..........young and old. Just bringing a few moments cheer to strangers...............it's a fantastic feeling biggrin
Blimey, so many things I wish I could do.
Sing, dance, play any kind of musical instrument....................but most of all I would love to be able to draw.
I can't ever imagine Pete not wanting me to shag someone, but if for some reason he felt he didn't want me to, then I wouldn't.
There are millions of other cocks out there, but there's only one Pete biggrin
A friend sent me this link yesterday...................just click on each day in turn.
Some of them kept me amused for ages redface
I think for a lot of people just the thought of the meet is enough to give them their thrill. I've suffered from time-wasters too, but I have also had some fantastic meets through this site.
Keep your chin up, and keep trying.......................don't let the arseholes ruin it for you biggrin
On a serious note for once, I used to have a fairly high-powered job. It meant commuting by train every day, as I don't drive a car. I was leaving home at and getting home at It got to the stage where I hardly knew the kids.
I threw it all in, took a job with half the pay, and was as happy as Larry.
Commuting is bloody hard work, you have my utmost sympathy!
Quote by Jags
Get back on the A roads. :P

Excellent idea, Jags.
Leave the interesting roads to us two-wheeled lunatics lol