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URGENT Attention Please This is Little Brother Speaking
STOP PRESS…. I have to report that last night there was a major fire in the house, whist this did not effect the housemates, its has ruined the controls to the house and the LB watching areas, and made the house an unstable area to live in. Dickectives are looking into the report that this was arson or caused by a build up of bodily gases in the house that has leaked into the cooling area, via Eagersluts holes, this may be causes by marmalades constant apple eating.
We have carefully studied the books and its has been agreed that we do not have the finances to continue the 10 weeks in the house, due to the high demands for fine wines and food and sexual toys and to rebuild these areas. Plus Blonde is sulking so much missing her evicted buddy, red wants to run off to other pastures. The remaining men are on their last legs from Libras constant demands. She also requested to leave so she can taste some of Roberto’s cooking, im sure that’s what she meant lol.
We have considered all options and have agreed that’s the remaining housemate may now leave the house, to either return to their full time job and lifes or may join the Pololady with her millionaire finance team, and live in the life of luxury they have grown to expect.
They may take the bouncy castle with them and any toys and personal belonging they have gathered in their time in the house.
A bus will be with you at 4pm sharp and will be making a detour to the secret hideaway before making its final stop at the railway station.
Dave the bush has been sold to the local garden centre, at least they will water you. Tanglewood and Essexlady will receive redundancy payments.
At exactly 6pm tonight the house will be blown up by KBUK and he’s crack explosive team consisting of Midlandsman and MikeC.
The committee would like to thank you all for your input into this thread and hopes you have had as many laughs as we have in doing it. The committee are now taking a long hard rest, and using the remaining budget to fly to the Bahamas and take a well earned rest and to sit back in the sun and watch all parties return to their daily lifes.
LITTLE BROTHER HAS NOW LEFT THE FORUMS …………………………..
STOP PRESS…. I have to report that last night there was a major fire in the house, whist this did not effect the housemates, its has ruined the controls to the house and the LB watching areas, and made the house an unstable area to live in. Dickectives are looking into the report that this was arson or caused by a build up of bodily gases in the house that has leaked into the cooling area, via Eagersluts holes, this may be causes by marmalades constant apple eating.
We have carefully studied the books and its has been agreed that we do not have the finances to continue the 10 weeks in the house, due to the high demands for fine wines and food and sexual toys and to rebuild these areas. Plus Blonde is sulking so much missing her evicted buddy, red wants to run off to other pastures. The remaining men are on their last legs from Libras constant demands. She also requested to leave so she can taste some of Roberto’s cooking, im sure that’s what she meant lol.
We have considered all options and have agreed that’s the remaining housemate may now leave the house, to either return to their full time job and lifes or may join the Pololady with her millionaire finance team, and live in the life of luxury they have grown to expect.
They may take the bouncy castle with them and any toys and personal belonging they have gathered in their time in the house.
A bus will be with you at 4pm sharp and will be making a detour to the secret hideaway before making its final stop at the railway station.
Dave the bush has been sold to the local garden centre, at least they will water you. Tanglewood and Essexlady will receive redundancy payments.
At exactly 6pm tonight the house will be blown up by KBUK and he’s crack explosive team consisting of Midlandsman and MikeC.
The committee would like to thank you all for your input into this thread and hopes you have had as many laughs as we have in doing it. The committee are now taking a long hard rest, and using the remaining budget to fly to the Bahamas and take a well earned rest and to sit back in the sun and watch all parties return to their daily lifes.
LITTLE BROTHER HAS NOW LEFT THE FORUMS …………………………..
SORRY
due to a technically fault we have been unable to keep in contact with you for the last few days!...
please find in the dark room fresh supplies of wine, starwberries and come squirty cream. . your weekly supplies will be ready shortly.
please can i reminde house memeber that evictions are due soon. and i will but the poll up tomorrow evening
thank you
little brother
due to a technically fault we have been unable to keep in contact with you for the last few days!...
please find in the dark room fresh supplies of wine, starwberries and come squirty cream. . your weekly supplies will be ready shortly.
please can i reminde house memeber that evictions are due soon. and i will but the poll up tomorrow evening
thank you
little brother
Attention Housemates
Todays eviction will be SteveG
Steve you have 30 mins to say your goodbyes - IM COMING TO GET YOU
Hope you had a great time in the house, and thank you for taking part.
BLOND IM SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The cupboards have now been restocked with all manner of goodies, cause im in a great mood you can have champagne again....... more toys, rude foods and lots of beers
You need to hvae a salad today as its so warm or there provisions for a BBQ
there is lots of sun cream and aftersun for you
a box of apples for marmalaid
Back later all you PRETTY people xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Todays eviction will be SteveG
Steve you have 30 mins to say your goodbyes - IM COMING TO GET YOU
Hope you had a great time in the house, and thank you for taking part.
BLOND IM SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The cupboards have now been restocked with all manner of goodies, cause im in a great mood you can have champagne again....... more toys, rude foods and lots of beers
You need to hvae a salad today as its so warm or there provisions for a BBQ
there is lots of sun cream and aftersun for you
a box of apples for marmalaid
Back later all you PRETTY people xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Good Morning house mate,
as the poll stands SteveG and Marmalaid are equal leaders in the Eviction race!...
so i will leave the poll going on till this evening to see if it changes.
HOT water is now one.. it will be switched off in 60 mins time.
Rach do i dare let you back i n the house to collect it..lol.....
Little Brother
as the poll stands SteveG and Marmalaid are equal leaders in the Eviction race!...
so i will leave the poll going on till this evening to see if it changes.
HOT water is now one.. it will be switched off in 60 mins time.
Rach do i dare let you back i n the house to collect it..lol.....
Little Brother
Quote by Marcuso
house mates are required to write an 100 word essay on sexual fantasy that incl a mod or chat room op
Little Brother
OMG.....I'm crap at writing just 100 words.....what margin of error we got on that one LB???
Im sure with your dirty mind you will have no worries about describing a sexual fantasy about a mod or chap room op, but remember you can only pick one lol
Right thought id update the rules a little!..
as you ACTUALLY seemed to enjoy the kipnapping (what a think to do... as if i would dream of such a thing
).. i have decided to put you all up for eviction :twisted: :twisted: ..
and while you are all waiting for your fate to be deicded here is the next task..
as the Yorks munch is a school theme, we have deicided to expand that feel into the House..
house mates are required to write an 100 word essay on sexual fantasy that incl a mod or chat room op but Stg, & Bilko you can not fanaise about yaslef!
house mates will be awarded with a special gift if they pass
Little Brother
as you ACTUALLY seemed to enjoy the kipnapping (what a think to do... as if i would dream of such a thing
).. i have decided to put you all up for eviction :twisted: :twisted: ..and while you are all waiting for your fate to be deicded here is the next task..
as the Yorks munch is a school theme, we have deicided to expand that feel into the House..
house mates are required to write an 100 word essay on sexual fantasy that incl a mod or chat room op but Stg, & Bilko you can not fanaise about yaslef!
house mates will be awarded with a special gift if they pass
Little Brother
Quote by PoloLady
Pololady if you would like to return the housemates...
Return them... RETURN THEM!
I have been trying to kick the dirty fuckers out for the last couple of days!
Its ok, they all seem to have had loads of fun with your marines and they are regaining there energy and coming back now. Thank you for tiring them out, we have had a nice peaceful few days lol.
Blonde
The task stands but you are allowed to choose anyone from the site, as you have insider knowledge lol.
Rach
We are glad you got your clothes back, please come visit any time.
Tanglewood
As you feel you do not really know any of the mods or chatroom ops you have better get to know them very quickly so that you can write your essay lol
Good Afternoon House Mates
Sorry we are late posting today but we were waiting to see if you wanted us to continue or not. The replies that we have received all want the SHBB House to continue, so we are going to try and keep things going.
Yesterday you were given loads of luxury items so we did not feel you needed any food items today, other than alker Seltzer maybe, so we have left some in the Kitchen for you all.
Little Brother would like each member of the House and any other members that are taking part (that includes the Bush, the Prop Man, The Nurse, which is either MikeC or Sarah and the Olive) and anyone else who would like to take part to describe in 100 words a sexual fantasy that includes a Mod or Chat room Operator.
Also could house mate please PM Jiggle with your nominations for eviction? Eviction this week will be on Saturday. Please have your nominations into Jiggle by tomorrow night at 7pm. Eviction will take place on Saturday night at 9pm.
If housemates complete the given tasks then all housemates will be given a free pass this weekend, so that they can all go out and play.
We would like all housemates to have fun tonight so we have made sure the there are plenty of frest batteries for the toys, the dungeon has hd a good clean and some new toys have been added for your enjoyment and Eager Slut we have even unplugged some of your holes, but we are not telling you which ones, you will have to go and look for them.
Sorry we are late posting today but we were waiting to see if you wanted us to continue or not. The replies that we have received all want the SHBB House to continue, so we are going to try and keep things going.
Yesterday you were given loads of luxury items so we did not feel you needed any food items today, other than alker Seltzer maybe, so we have left some in the Kitchen for you all.
Little Brother would like each member of the House and any other members that are taking part (that includes the Bush, the Prop Man, The Nurse, which is either MikeC or Sarah and the Olive) and anyone else who would like to take part to describe in 100 words a sexual fantasy that includes a Mod or Chat room Operator.
Also could house mate please PM Jiggle with your nominations for eviction? Eviction this week will be on Saturday. Please have your nominations into Jiggle by tomorrow night at 7pm. Eviction will take place on Saturday night at 9pm.
If housemates complete the given tasks then all housemates will be given a free pass this weekend, so that they can all go out and play.
We would like all housemates to have fun tonight so we have made sure the there are plenty of frest batteries for the toys, the dungeon has hd a good clean and some new toys have been added for your enjoyment and Eager Slut we have even unplugged some of your holes, but we are not telling you which ones, you will have to go and look for them.
Good Morning Housemates
Sorry been at an urgent meeting with regards to the house and the Kidnapping
Pololady if you would like to return the housemates, please supply a location and I will arrange a bus to come and get them.
I have filled your fridge remaining housemates with all manor of luxury items, including oysters, and champagne, chocolate, ice creams, fruits and basic food items.
We are concerned that the budget for the house is now running very low due to the demands you have been making so these may be the last luxury items you will receive.
Furthermore some housemates do not seem happy since the kidnapping and we are thinking of ending the SHLB house.
Would all housemates and guests in the house, please PM Little Brother and let them know your thoughts on this please, we can make next week GRAND PARTY WEEK and then finish the thread or continue with nominations etc.
We are waiting to hear from you
Sorry been at an urgent meeting with regards to the house and the Kidnapping
Pololady if you would like to return the housemates, please supply a location and I will arrange a bus to come and get them.
I have filled your fridge remaining housemates with all manor of luxury items, including oysters, and champagne, chocolate, ice creams, fruits and basic food items.
We are concerned that the budget for the house is now running very low due to the demands you have been making so these may be the last luxury items you will receive.
Furthermore some housemates do not seem happy since the kidnapping and we are thinking of ending the SHLB house.
Would all housemates and guests in the house, please PM Little Brother and let them know your thoughts on this please, we can make next week GRAND PARTY WEEK and then finish the thread or continue with nominations etc.
We are waiting to hear from you
ATTENTION KIDNAPPER
Little Brother is very confused
Rachel was actually not in the house, having left in week one.
You have a naked marms! well thats unusual
Sarah was replacing RHG until her return this week
You choose to leave, Marcusco, Mischief, Eager Slut, Bi Welsh, Blonde, SteveG, and the props man and Dave the bush, and Essexlady head of security.
We feel that the remaining housemates will be adaquate at this time, and will consider your demands when they are posted, what is a thread kidnap worth nowadays!. In the meantime have fun little hostages, lets hope the PMT has passed.
We are currently studing the CCTV footage of this escape and Essexlady is asking can she have nos 2, 6 back please as they looked very very tasty!
Little Brother is very confused
Rachel was actually not in the house, having left in week one.
You have a naked marms! well thats unusual
Sarah was replacing RHG until her return this week
You choose to leave, Marcusco, Mischief, Eager Slut, Bi Welsh, Blonde, SteveG, and the props man and Dave the bush, and Essexlady head of security.
We feel that the remaining housemates will be adaquate at this time, and will consider your demands when they are posted, what is a thread kidnap worth nowadays!. In the meantime have fun little hostages, lets hope the PMT has passed.
We are currently studing the CCTV footage of this escape and Essexlady is asking can she have nos 2, 6 back please as they looked very very tasty!
Little Brother has mounted a full and successful rescue attempt. None of the housemates has been harmed apart from alittle bit of shock at the swiftness of the rescue.
little brother will get back to you
Little brother NEVER negotiates with kid-nappers!
Multi millionaire sponsors and US forces are never a match for Proper Preparation and planning.
little brother will get back to you
Little brother NEVER negotiates with kid-nappers!
Multi millionaire sponsors and US forces are never a match for Proper Preparation and planning.
little brother does not negotiate with Hi-Jackers!
little brother has simply followed the clues that the bumbling US marines left scattered all over the Big Brother house to the even more secret location where the hostages are being held.
After inserting into a covert OP ( observation point) Little borther begins to carry out surveillance, identifying the housemates, and, more crucially the targets. He finds a number of "Hunky Marines" wandering idly about comparing the size of their weapons and decorations awarded for numerous brave and fool hardy operations of little merit. The rest are ironing their uniforms and polishing their boots........ after all it's no good being proficient at your job if you don't look pretty doing it!
Little brother has set a co-ordinated ring of Claymore anti- personnel mines around the permiteter of their camp, set to detonate by trip wire. After selecting a H&K Mp5 he straps on his respirator, and crawls over to the door of the prison. Stopping only to prime a few whizz bangs, he pops the catch on a window and throws in flare.
The Hunky US marines are both visibly confused, and distressed by the sudden loud noise and flashes, and begin to panic and run amok. Whilst this is occuring, the little brother housemates are rounded up and moved towards the exit, where Gemini Rigid Raiders are waiting on the shores of the island to liberate them.
Slowly the hunky US marines begin to regain whats left of their sense and notice that once again they have had their technological superiority, and nice shiny uniforms, easily over come by the virtue that is stealth, forward planning, and guile. They hear the engines of the rigid Raider and begin to rush towards the shore where they notice a small craft zipping across the waves. WHat they fail to notice is the trip wires to the claymores.
BOOM
Big Brother has Got back to you!
lol
little brother has simply followed the clues that the bumbling US marines left scattered all over the Big Brother house to the even more secret location where the hostages are being held.
After inserting into a covert OP ( observation point) Little borther begins to carry out surveillance, identifying the housemates, and, more crucially the targets. He finds a number of "Hunky Marines" wandering idly about comparing the size of their weapons and decorations awarded for numerous brave and fool hardy operations of little merit. The rest are ironing their uniforms and polishing their boots........ after all it's no good being proficient at your job if you don't look pretty doing it!
Little brother has set a co-ordinated ring of Claymore anti- personnel mines around the permiteter of their camp, set to detonate by trip wire. After selecting a H&K Mp5 he straps on his respirator, and crawls over to the door of the prison. Stopping only to prime a few whizz bangs, he pops the catch on a window and throws in flare.
The Hunky US marines are both visibly confused, and distressed by the sudden loud noise and flashes, and begin to panic and run amok. Whilst this is occuring, the little brother housemates are rounded up and moved towards the exit, where Gemini Rigid Raiders are waiting on the shores of the island to liberate them.
Slowly the hunky US marines begin to regain whats left of their sense and notice that once again they have had their technological superiority, and nice shiny uniforms, easily over come by the virtue that is stealth, forward planning, and guile. They hear the engines of the rigid Raider and begin to rush towards the shore where they notice a small craft zipping across the waves. WHat they fail to notice is the trip wires to the claymores.
BOOM
Big Brother has Got back to you!
lol
Good Morning House Mates
Right its Sunday once more and as we feel nice today your request for a BBQ is granted:
You will find supplies of:
Bacon
Sausages
Beef Burgers
Chicken
Rice
Ribs
Bananas
Tin Foil
Squirt Cream (lots of)
Strawberries
Fruit Punch (very alcoholic)
beer
Wine
Everyone is invited that has been in the house this week, or visited the house, so its a huge party time.
Please dont forget to give the Bush (daveJ) plenty of supplies too
The Bouncy Castle has been re-erected and there is copious amounts of oil for you to use
Have fun and enjoy
Right its Sunday once more and as we feel nice today your request for a BBQ is granted:
You will find supplies of:
Bacon
Sausages
Beef Burgers
Chicken
Rice
Ribs
Bananas
Tin Foil
Squirt Cream (lots of)
Strawberries
Fruit Punch (very alcoholic)
beer
Wine
Everyone is invited that has been in the house this week, or visited the house, so its a huge party time.
Please dont forget to give the Bush (daveJ) plenty of supplies too
The Bouncy Castle has been re-erected and there is copious amounts of oil for you to use
Have fun and enjoy
Quote by KcKat:kiss: :kiss: for ES!
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: for KcKat too!!
Sun has gone in here... damn it! Oh, well will take myself off the park anyway.
Snogs all round
:kiss:
:bounce: :bounce:
Oooooooooh!!
A few more of those and we can have a party :twisted: :twisted:
Little Brother likes the idea of Jags and KcKat and Tune Essence having there own little party that they have set aside the water bed just for your use today as special treat and if you want any of the house mates to join you, then ask away
Eager Slut
Your request to do ALL the house work naked has been freely granted. We have left an assortment of cleaning products in mingers corner with a pink feather duster as well.
Also as for the bush, that was davej, we know that sometimes gets deperate for a watering but dont think he wanted that kind
:lol: :lol: even though it was funny watching
Oliveoyl
Little Brother would love for you to give the house mates massages all weekend. Libra needs some extra loving attention today. Please be gently with her.
Eager Slut will need lots of massage after he has finished the house work and he will deserve a good going over
Davej
We can see that you are thriving so well as the rustling bush in the SHBB garden as your leaves and branches are growing sooooo big :shock:
Your request to do ALL the house work naked has been freely granted. We have left an assortment of cleaning products in mingers corner with a pink feather duster as well.
Also as for the bush, that was davej, we know that sometimes gets deperate for a watering but dont think he wanted that kind
:lol: :lol: even though it was funny watchingOliveoyl
Little Brother would love for you to give the house mates massages all weekend. Libra needs some extra loving attention today. Please be gently with her.
Eager Slut will need lots of massage after he has finished the house work and he will deserve a good going over
Davej
We can see that you are thriving so well as the rustling bush in the SHBB garden as your leaves and branches are growing sooooo big :shock:
Attention Housemates
Only the contestants can choose who is up for eviction, you may only sewlect from that list who you wish to leave.
Sarah im sorry but on moday you may ask as it your first week for cream, but its the discretion of LB what they choose to supply for you, there are a lots of new toys purchased from the barge yesterday and as marmalaid the stud muffin says hes for ever ready! and trust me he is, just supply him with apples and watch him go and go and go............................
Only the contestants can choose who is up for eviction, you may only sewlect from that list who you wish to leave.
Sarah im sorry but on moday you may ask as it your first week for cream, but its the discretion of LB what they choose to supply for you, there are a lots of new toys purchased from the barge yesterday and as marmalaid the stud muffin says hes for ever ready! and trust me he is, just supply him with apples and watch him go and go and go............................
Good Day Housemates
Sorry its seems all the little brothers are busy today and this one is not feeling that great.
You have been supplied with
a cooked chicken
toilet rolls
a beef joint
Various wines and beers
some potatoes
Various veg
Bread and rolls
Butter
Some tampax
Two hot water bottles
a quiet padded area for PMT sessions
some pain killers
various breakfast cereals
milk
sugar and chocolate
Trifle
cakes
cheese and ham
pickles
A takeaway curry for tonight for your eviction celebrations for housemates and for the people camping outside
some bush feed for davej
These supplys are for the weekend, we hope you have a great weekend.
Sorry its seems all the little brothers are busy today and this one is not feeling that great.
You have been supplied with
a cooked chicken
toilet rolls
a beef joint
Various wines and beers
some potatoes
Various veg
Bread and rolls
Butter
Some tampax
Two hot water bottles
a quiet padded area for PMT sessions
some pain killers
various breakfast cereals
milk
sugar and chocolate
Trifle
cakes
cheese and ham
pickles
A takeaway curry for tonight for your eviction celebrations for housemates and for the people camping outside
some bush feed for davej
These supplys are for the weekend, we hope you have a great weekend.
TANNOY ANNOUNCEMENT
Good Morning House Mates
This Morning could all house mates please stay in the bedroom for an hour. This is because of the mess that has been caused in the last few days.
We are sending in an Industrial Cleaning Crew to clean up from the mess caused by Polo Lady and Tune Essence.
Even though over the past two days it has been very amusing watching the House Mates running from the toilet because of the effects of the laxative in the curry and the shower from the itching powder, we think it is time to clean up.
Last nights game of Eager Sluts Joisting was hysterical, but as running was impossible because of the mess from the laxative curry we now have to clean up.
The whole place is now stinking like a males toilet that has not been cleaned in a month.
The cleaning crew will be leaving the bin bag full of farts though because tonight at 9 we have been tipped of that there could be a security breach and we may need as much ammunition as possible.
Could Nurse Sarah please go to the dormitories and attend the housemate’s sore bottoms, as now that the effects of the laxatives have now worn off, it seems the housemates are walking around as if they have been riding horses for a week. Little Brother has left plenty of soothing bottom cream for you to use.
Food for today will consist of:
Bread
Eggs (Cause house mates need something to bind them)
Bacon
Sardines
Large stocks of toilet roll (very soft toilet roll)
Little Brother has also supplied a very large Bouncy Castle for the housemates to use today. Blonde Please do not go on the bouncy castle with your boots on.
House Mates if you use the bouncy castle as a mass orgy please place the duvets on the castle first to stop chaffing and burning. Nurse Sarah already has her work cut out today dealing with the sore bottoms and also she may be in demand tonight after the marines have been with Polo Lady.
Also as a treat today McCloggie has set a barge outside the House and we have opened a large hatch for the housemates to buy new toys and porn from him. The only currency that you have though is Gold Fish so if McCloggie wants more then House Mates will have to use their imagination to get what they want.
As Tanglewood and DaveJ and Nurse Sarah have been working so hard they are allowed full use of the Barge and Little Brother will foot the bill.
Have Fun today House Mates and please watch out for any security breaches.
Good Morning House Mates
This Morning could all house mates please stay in the bedroom for an hour. This is because of the mess that has been caused in the last few days.
We are sending in an Industrial Cleaning Crew to clean up from the mess caused by Polo Lady and Tune Essence.
Even though over the past two days it has been very amusing watching the House Mates running from the toilet because of the effects of the laxative in the curry and the shower from the itching powder, we think it is time to clean up.
Last nights game of Eager Sluts Joisting was hysterical, but as running was impossible because of the mess from the laxative curry we now have to clean up.
The whole place is now stinking like a males toilet that has not been cleaned in a month.
The cleaning crew will be leaving the bin bag full of farts though because tonight at 9 we have been tipped of that there could be a security breach and we may need as much ammunition as possible.
Could Nurse Sarah please go to the dormitories and attend the housemate’s sore bottoms, as now that the effects of the laxatives have now worn off, it seems the housemates are walking around as if they have been riding horses for a week. Little Brother has left plenty of soothing bottom cream for you to use.
Food for today will consist of:
Bread
Eggs (Cause house mates need something to bind them)
Bacon
Sardines
Large stocks of toilet roll (very soft toilet roll)
Little Brother has also supplied a very large Bouncy Castle for the housemates to use today. Blonde Please do not go on the bouncy castle with your boots on.
House Mates if you use the bouncy castle as a mass orgy please place the duvets on the castle first to stop chaffing and burning. Nurse Sarah already has her work cut out today dealing with the sore bottoms and also she may be in demand tonight after the marines have been with Polo Lady.
Also as a treat today McCloggie has set a barge outside the House and we have opened a large hatch for the housemates to buy new toys and porn from him. The only currency that you have though is Gold Fish so if McCloggie wants more then House Mates will have to use their imagination to get what they want.
As Tanglewood and DaveJ and Nurse Sarah have been working so hard they are allowed full use of the Barge and Little Brother will foot the bill.
Have Fun today House Mates and please watch out for any security breaches.
Tune Essence from the comments we received over the weekend and from PM's im afraid a lot of people disagree with you and support this thread, they feel it makes good reading and by the number of views, i have to agree with them.
May I suggest YOU JUST DONT BLOODY WELL READ IT, as its not compulsory and you don't have to post threads, we are not standing over you with a electrode. What is it that makes you daily post a comment and add to this thread!
One of the Seven LB commitee members
May I suggest YOU JUST DONT BLOODY WELL READ IT, as its not compulsory and you don't have to post threads, we are not standing over you with a electrode. What is it that makes you daily post a comment and add to this thread!
One of the Seven LB commitee members
Just a little reminder that House Mates need to nominate two members of the house for eviction.
Please PM Little Brother with you choices. The two people with the most votes will be put up for eviction and SH members will vote to choose through a poll who will be evicted.
Vix
Brilliant Idea on naked leap frog
Please PM Little Brother with you choices. The two people with the most votes will be put up for eviction and SH members will vote to choose through a poll who will be evicted.
Vix
Brilliant Idea on naked leap frog
Blonde
As Marmalaid made the Fried Egg Sandwiches this morning, you can be let off cooking today. As for wearing the stillettos last night on the Assault course, please do not apologies the viewers and Little Brother and the Secret Committee found if highly amusing and very sixy watchin gyou climb the Assault Course in those very sexy boots.
As for an upto date list of House Mate these are:
Blonde
Steveg_NW
Marmalaid
Eager Slut
Libra+Love
Mischief
RHG
HardnLusty
VIX
Marcuso
Bi-Welsh
Sarge Bilko
Please can we have your nominations in please
Also you will find the stilts that you asked for over in mingers corner. you will find two pairs so that you can have a girls versus boys race.
Enjoy
As Marmalaid made the Fried Egg Sandwiches this morning, you can be let off cooking today. As for wearing the stillettos last night on the Assault course, please do not apologies the viewers and Little Brother and the Secret Committee found if highly amusing and very sixy watchin gyou climb the Assault Course in those very sexy boots.
As for an upto date list of House Mate these are:
Blonde
Steveg_NW
Marmalaid
Eager Slut
Libra+Love
Mischief
RHG
HardnLusty
VIX
Marcuso
Bi-Welsh
Sarge Bilko
Please can we have your nominations in please
Also you will find the stilts that you asked for over in mingers corner. you will find two pairs so that you can have a girls versus boys race.
Enjoy
Good Morning House Mates
Today is a beautiful day outside, so the day will be taken up with naked games in the garden.
Some suggestions are:
Naked Twister
Naked Charades
Naked Hopscotch
Naked Volley Ball
All games are to be Girls versus Boys, the losers of the games are to pamper the winners to their hearts content.
Deliveries have now been made, and are in the kitchen, the supplies include:
Bread
Eggs (for the fried egg sandwiches, which as Blonde requested will be cooked by her)
Alka Steltzer (for Housemates after they have eaten Blondes fried egg snadwiches)
1 Volley Ball Net and Ball
Chalk (to make hopscotch)
Charades Board Game
Copious amounts of suncream
Marmalaid:
Please look on the map of the house and you will find the toilets very easily, but to make it even easier Little Brother and The Secret Committee have agreed to let you have your Sat Nag back. Please find the toilets quickly as the smell is becoming unbearable.
Could all House Mates please rememeber that it is that time of the week again when NOMINATIONS are due. Please PM Little Brother with your nomination for eviction by tomorrow 8pm the latest. This is so that the viewers can have 24 hours on who they want to see evicted.
Have a good day House Mates and report on your antics
Today is a beautiful day outside, so the day will be taken up with naked games in the garden.
Some suggestions are:
Naked Twister
Naked Charades
Naked Hopscotch
Naked Volley Ball
All games are to be Girls versus Boys, the losers of the games are to pamper the winners to their hearts content.
Deliveries have now been made, and are in the kitchen, the supplies include:
Bread
Eggs (for the fried egg sandwiches, which as Blonde requested will be cooked by her)
Alka Steltzer (for Housemates after they have eaten Blondes fried egg snadwiches)
1 Volley Ball Net and Ball
Chalk (to make hopscotch)
Charades Board Game
Copious amounts of suncream
Marmalaid:
Please look on the map of the house and you will find the toilets very easily, but to make it even easier Little Brother and The Secret Committee have agreed to let you have your Sat Nag back. Please find the toilets quickly as the smell is becoming unbearable.
Could all House Mates please rememeber that it is that time of the week again when NOMINATIONS are due. Please PM Little Brother with your nomination for eviction by tomorrow 8pm the latest. This is so that the viewers can have 24 hours on who they want to see evicted.
Have a good day House Mates and report on your antics
Quote by blonde
Little Brother, Good Morning..............
What is a Boot Camp ??? Do we all have to wear Boots ??
Will my thigh high black ones do ???................ and is that all we are allowed to wear ??
Blonde
Little Brother and the Secret Committee and the viewers would love to see you in your thigh high black boots. But, we are a little concerned at how you intend to complete the Assault Course that Tanglewood is building.
Sarge Bilko, coudl you please take charge of the said Assault Course and show the other House Mates how it is done.
Also Little Brother and Teh Secret Committee has awarded the Water Bed to Vix tonight for just having such an arrange of boots!. Vix you may use the bed as you wish and you also may share the bed with who you wish ;)
Keep up the good work House Mate
Keep up the good work House Mates
DAY TWELVE IN THE SHBB HOUSE
More poems please, LB is very pleased with the efforts so far.
Today you have been given
Steak
Chips
Salmon
Bacon
Eggs
and Orange Juice
Lets have a party night. Tonight theme is Boot Camp. Tanglewood the Props man has to build an assault course for you, the housemates are required to open the secret room, inside they will find various uniform and army, sailor, and RAF uniforms for them to dress in. Photos would be appreciated.
Please include DaveJ somewhere in the assault course.
Nurse Sarah will you please be on stand by for any emergency thats may occur.
We have built a glass panal into the wall for tonight only so that Pololady and Tune outside the walls can give us a full report on what they may see happening. The Housemates cannot see you.
Extras in house are:
DaveJ a Brush
Sarah the nurse
Tanglewood the propsman
Pololady and Tune the protestors (are there any others!)
Essexlady Security
The Gnome
More poems please, LB is very pleased with the efforts so far.
Today you have been given
Steak
Chips
Salmon
Bacon
Eggs
and Orange Juice
Lets have a party night. Tonight theme is Boot Camp. Tanglewood the Props man has to build an assault course for you, the housemates are required to open the secret room, inside they will find various uniform and army, sailor, and RAF uniforms for them to dress in. Photos would be appreciated.
Please include DaveJ somewhere in the assault course.
Nurse Sarah will you please be on stand by for any emergency thats may occur.
We have built a glass panal into the wall for tonight only so that Pololady and Tune outside the walls can give us a full report on what they may see happening. The Housemates cannot see you.
Extras in house are:
DaveJ a Brush
Sarah the nurse
Tanglewood the propsman
Pololady and Tune the protestors (are there any others!)
Essexlady Security
The Gnome
