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DAY ELEVEN IN THE SHBB HOUSE
This weeks Tasks for the remaining Housemates
who are:
VIX
RHG
MARMALAID
MARCUSO
LIBRA+LOVE
SARGE BILKO
MISSCHIEF
STEVEG_NW
EAGER SLUT
HARD
BI_WELSH MINX
BLONDE
This weeks task is:
To write a poen about your time in the house and your experiences with your fellow housemates and post it please
You will be asked shortly for you nonimations for this weeks evictions candidates
We hope you enjoyed your weekend passes and made the most of your time away from the house and thank you for all returning yesterday at the correct time
Red will be leaving the house for an personal problem and wont be back for 10 days, she will still be open to eviction in her absence.
Would DaveJ please post about his experience as BUSH in a poetry manner
Tanglewood your task will be set as prop builder later in the week, in the meantime we suggest you clear away your tent and fix a few broken things from around the house!
The gnome has now been sent away to a incident councelling session after his encounter with Marmaid and will be received GUM treatment at the same time.
This weeks Tasks for the remaining Housemates
who are:
VIX
RHG
MARMALAID
MARCUSO
LIBRA+LOVE
SARGE BILKO
MISSCHIEF
STEVEG_NW
EAGER SLUT
HARD
BI_WELSH MINX
BLONDE
This weeks task is:
To write a poen about your time in the house and your experiences with your fellow housemates and post it please
You will be asked shortly for you nonimations for this weeks evictions candidates
We hope you enjoyed your weekend passes and made the most of your time away from the house and thank you for all returning yesterday at the correct time
Red will be leaving the house for an personal problem and wont be back for 10 days, she will still be open to eviction in her absence.
Would DaveJ please post about his experience as BUSH in a poetry manner
Tanglewood your task will be set as prop builder later in the week, in the meantime we suggest you clear away your tent and fix a few broken things from around the house!
The gnome has now been sent away to a incident councelling session after his encounter with Marmaid and will be received GUM treatment at the same time.
Tannoy Announcement
Good Morning House Mates
Little Brother and the Secret Committee hope that you all had a good weekend.
Little Brother apologies to all the house mates for calling them to the living room and then not setting the next task, but there was a slight technical problem in the delivery of the set task.
The delivery person got stuck in another one of Eager Sluts holes, but unlike the last delivery person, he is refusing to deliver the task until he is well and truly satisfied.
So, Little Brother would appreciate if House Mates could please go to the far right of the garden and satisfy the delivery person fully, so that we can then set the next task.
Today's supplies have been delivered are include:
Egg's
Bacon
Sausage's
Fresh Home Made Bread
Alka Seltzer (for those that need it to recover from the weekend)
Copious amounts of Toilet Roll
Cleaning Products (so that Marmalaid can clean up after his food fight, that custard has just about got everywhere)
Eager Slut, your holes(in the garden) are in the process of being filled in as they are causing to much disturbence in the smooth running of this thread.
Have fun today and please report on any antics that happen.
Good Morning House Mates
Little Brother and the Secret Committee hope that you all had a good weekend.
Little Brother apologies to all the house mates for calling them to the living room and then not setting the next task, but there was a slight technical problem in the delivery of the set task.
The delivery person got stuck in another one of Eager Sluts holes, but unlike the last delivery person, he is refusing to deliver the task until he is well and truly satisfied.
So, Little Brother would appreciate if House Mates could please go to the far right of the garden and satisfy the delivery person fully, so that we can then set the next task.
Today's supplies have been delivered are include:
Egg's
Bacon
Sausage's
Fresh Home Made Bread
Alka Seltzer (for those that need it to recover from the weekend)
Copious amounts of Toilet Roll
Cleaning Products (so that Marmalaid can clean up after his food fight, that custard has just about got everywhere)
Eager Slut, your holes(in the garden) are in the process of being filled in as they are causing to much disturbence in the smooth running of this thread.
Have fun today and please report on any antics that happen.
Tannoy Announcement
Can Marcuso Please come to the Diary Room.
Marcuso you have requested a two day pass so that you can attend a certain party. Little Brother and the Secret Committee have decided that they will agree to this, on the grounds that all DUCK TAPE , ROPE, and any other binding material is left at the SHBB house. Also you must agree that you will return to the SHBB House immediately on Sunday morning and report any antics ;)
Liiba+Love
As you are all being given a special leave of absence pass tomorrow, Little Brother has deciided that you can put up with cold water today as extra hot water will be supplied tomorrow.
Breakfast rations have already been duly delivered, these are the only rations you will be receiving today, so all House Mates should have made them last.
Have fun today House Mates
Can Marcuso Please come to the Diary Room.
Marcuso you have requested a two day pass so that you can attend a certain party. Little Brother and the Secret Committee have decided that they will agree to this, on the grounds that all DUCK TAPE , ROPE, and any other binding material is left at the SHBB house. Also you must agree that you will return to the SHBB House immediately on Sunday morning and report any antics ;)
Liiba+Love
As you are all being given a special leave of absence pass tomorrow, Little Brother has deciided that you can put up with cold water today as extra hot water will be supplied tomorrow.
Breakfast rations have already been duly delivered, these are the only rations you will be receiving today, so all House Mates should have made them last.
Have fun today House Mates
TANNOY ANNOUNCEMENT - DAY EIGHT
Good Morning Housemates
As tension runs high in the house over tonights eviction, wel will introduce our own rampant knome cam over the weekend to capture some live footage from the house.
Your fridge has been stocked with: -
Various veg
soup
Cheese and pickles
Fresh Bread
Rennie for those that ate blondes cooking and some more toilet rolls
The House Nurse Sarah will be available in the medical room for one hour today at 7pm should any of you require her "services"
As you completed this weeks task your release passes for saturday will be issued to you shortly.
Plus later pictures from last nights curry tent night................... watch this forum
Don't forget to watch SHLB live eviction tonight......... will they leave happy or screaming and kicking
Little Brother
Good Morning Housemates
As tension runs high in the house over tonights eviction, wel will introduce our own rampant knome cam over the weekend to capture some live footage from the house.
Your fridge has been stocked with: -
Various veg
soup
Cheese and pickles
Fresh Bread
Rennie for those that ate blondes cooking and some more toilet rolls
The House Nurse Sarah will be available in the medical room for one hour today at 7pm should any of you require her "services"
As you completed this weeks task your release passes for saturday will be issued to you shortly.
Plus later pictures from last nights curry tent night................... watch this forum
Don't forget to watch SHLB live eviction tonight......... will they leave happy or screaming and kicking
Little Brother
Voice of Little Brother
Libra+love as Little Brother today is a woman (its changes there are 7 of us), trust me im all for fun lol but not all in one day and we will have Essexlady after us for distracting her staff.
Nurse Sarah yes you may visit again on friday for one hour at 3pm
Tanglewood what LB had in mind was a long triangle tent covered in bright materials, with silks and cushion in side and a low table, more like a Bedoin tent with candles, very romantic and sexy, NOT A RED INDIAN TEEPEE
Blonde you are not required to cook which is why i gave you a jar of ready made curry sauce....... and you cooked yesterday, what are the men making i wonder.
Libra+love as Little Brother today is a woman (its changes there are 7 of us), trust me im all for fun lol but not all in one day and we will have Essexlady after us for distracting her staff.
Nurse Sarah yes you may visit again on friday for one hour at 3pm
Tanglewood what LB had in mind was a long triangle tent covered in bright materials, with silks and cushion in side and a low table, more like a Bedoin tent with candles, very romantic and sexy, NOT A RED INDIAN TEEPEE
Blonde you are not required to cook which is why i gave you a jar of ready made curry sauce....... and you cooked yesterday, what are the men making i wonder.
Would Libra+Love please come to the diary room
The curry is for tonight Libra but feel free to save some for tomorrow suggest you make it now and reheat it later if you like it marinated well.
Some Mudshakes will be supplied later for your evening.
We also ask that as the security guards are employee of the LHBB , that you do play with the housemates in order that they can do their jobs better. I have asked Essexlady and as head of security she says they can only play with you for one hour a day at the end of their shift.
The curry is for tonight Libra but feel free to save some for tomorrow suggest you make it now and reheat it later if you like it marinated well.
Some Mudshakes will be supplied later for your evening.
We also ask that as the security guards are employee of the LHBB , that you do play with the housemates in order that they can do their jobs better. I have asked Essexlady and as head of security she says they can only play with you for one hour a day at the end of their shift.
TANNOY ANNOUNCEMENT - DAY SEVEN
Good Morning Housemates
Today all housemate have to invent a curry for your party tonight
Your fridge has been stocked with: -
Chicken and lamb
Various veg
One M&S curry sauce for blonde
cream for cooking use only
milk
coconut
coconut milk
Yogurt
curry powder
various herbs and spices
tomatoes
fruits
Nan breads
and rice
Also some toilet rolls have been provided to stop you using the leafs of Davej the tree... woud someoe please water him as he is looking very wilted
We welcome Tangewood72 as a the new member of production and he is now in charge of the props in the house. Your first job is to build a Indian Tent not in the garden for the curry evening tonight with lighting and seating on cushions for the housemates.
Could housemates please remember that we need your nominations for eviction and also the task needs to be completed if you are to be given a day pass for Saturday.
The House Nurse Sarah will be available in the medical room for one hour today at 3pm should any of you require her "services"
Coming shortly....... video footage of vix dancing naked in the house, get your full unedited version, for this she has been reward 7 bottles of wine for the meal this evening.
Little Brother
Good Morning Housemates
Today all housemate have to invent a curry for your party tonight
Your fridge has been stocked with: -
Chicken and lamb
Various veg
One M&S curry sauce for blonde
cream for cooking use only
milk
coconut
coconut milk
Yogurt
curry powder
various herbs and spices
tomatoes
fruits
Nan breads
and rice
Also some toilet rolls have been provided to stop you using the leafs of Davej the tree... woud someoe please water him as he is looking very wilted
We welcome Tangewood72 as a the new member of production and he is now in charge of the props in the house. Your first job is to build a Indian Tent not in the garden for the curry evening tonight with lighting and seating on cushions for the housemates.
Could housemates please remember that we need your nominations for eviction and also the task needs to be completed if you are to be given a day pass for Saturday.
The House Nurse Sarah will be available in the medical room for one hour today at 3pm should any of you require her "services"
Coming shortly....... video footage of vix dancing naked in the house, get your full unedited version, for this she has been reward 7 bottles of wine for the meal this evening.
Little Brother
TANNOY ANNOUNCEMENT - DAY SIX
(Little brother plays back the video footage of the rampage of DaveJ aka The Bush from last night). Little Brother would also like to take this opportunity to thank DaveJ for his outstanding performace as The Bush, the oscar nomination has been sent off.
Good Morning Housemates
Today all housemate have an easy day. As the weather seems to be brightening up, Little Brother has decided that all housemates should retire to the garden today and everyone should top up their tans.
We have left plenty of suncream on the table in mingers corner, please use liberally becasue we do not want to see bright red tomatos at the end of the day. Also remember to put that cream on places that dont normally see the sun ;), this is with the exception of Marmalaid who is normally naked, thats if we can coax him from the dark room.
Libra, that is not a cue for you to make a dash for the dark room again, you wore the poor man out last time
Little Brother apologises for being late with the breakfast food, but the delivery man got caught in one of Eager Sluts holes this morning and we have only just rescued the poor man.
So Brunch will now be:
Eggs (dont worry blonde, you do not have to do any cooking today)
Bacon
Sardines
prunes (cause we feel we need to keep you regular)
A case of white wine (because we are feeling generous)
Homemade bread (again NOT made by Blonde)
Could housemates please remember that we need your nominations for eviction and also the task needs to be completed if you are to be given a day pass for Saturday.
Enjoy your day and report on any antics that happen
Little Brother
(Little brother plays back the video footage of the rampage of DaveJ aka The Bush from last night). Little Brother would also like to take this opportunity to thank DaveJ for his outstanding performace as The Bush, the oscar nomination has been sent off.
Good Morning Housemates
Today all housemate have an easy day. As the weather seems to be brightening up, Little Brother has decided that all housemates should retire to the garden today and everyone should top up their tans.
We have left plenty of suncream on the table in mingers corner, please use liberally becasue we do not want to see bright red tomatos at the end of the day. Also remember to put that cream on places that dont normally see the sun ;), this is with the exception of Marmalaid who is normally naked, thats if we can coax him from the dark room.
Libra, that is not a cue for you to make a dash for the dark room again, you wore the poor man out last time
Little Brother apologises for being late with the breakfast food, but the delivery man got caught in one of Eager Sluts holes this morning and we have only just rescued the poor man.
So Brunch will now be:
Eggs (dont worry blonde, you do not have to do any cooking today)
Bacon
Sardines
prunes (cause we feel we need to keep you regular)
A case of white wine (because we are feeling generous)
Homemade bread (again NOT made by Blonde)
Could housemates please remember that we need your nominations for eviction and also the task needs to be completed if you are to be given a day pass for Saturday.
Enjoy your day and report on any antics that happen
Little Brother
Attention Housemates
Sgt Bilkos case has now been located undera a fellow mates bed. we are not in the habit of naming people but boyakkkaaaaa
The medics have informed us that your injuries are all healing well and have now left the premises.
The Dungeon is now reopened
Blonde you are in charge of cooking the boiled eggs and making the sausage rolls for todays picnic
Little Brother
Sgt Bilkos case has now been located undera a fellow mates bed. we are not in the habit of naming people but boyakkkaaaaa
The medics have informed us that your injuries are all healing well and have now left the premises.
The Dungeon is now reopened
Blonde you are in charge of cooking the boiled eggs and making the sausage rolls for todays picnic
Little Brother
Little Brother did note the loan of your equipment and would like to point out that at yesterdays oil session, many of the naked housemates were seen to be sliding down your avatar, amongst other things. We hope that it was returned to you in good condition, and thank you for the loan of your equipment.
Please do not switch over to the dark side as we are sure many more hours of fun will be supplied here in the following weeks.
We would also ask for your support when the top nominations are received and will be put to the public vote
Little Brother
Please do not switch over to the dark side as we are sure many more hours of fun will be supplied here in the following weeks.
We would also ask for your support when the top nominations are received and will be put to the public vote
Little Brother
TANNOY ANNOUNCEMENT - DAY FIVE
(a play back of the screams from rachels session are played back to wake the house mates (said in northern accent)
Good Morning Housemates
ISeems we have a new opening in the house as a rat was seen last night in the garden, so if someone wasnts the role as a rat please apply to little brother.
Todays breakfast is Toast and Marmalaid (hope he enjoys it)
Orange Juice
and Prunes
Lunch today will be a picnic in the garden, to be organised by ladies of the house , please let Little brother know what you have made and a report on the days events please.
We hope that today Marmalaid will be coaxed from the dark room and ask housemates to be gentle with him. As yet we still have no luck getting Ginger Jo from the camper van, but we live in hope
Little Brother
(a play back of the screams from rachels session are played back to wake the house mates (said in northern accent)
Good Morning Housemates
ISeems we have a new opening in the house as a rat was seen last night in the garden, so if someone wasnts the role as a rat please apply to little brother.
Todays breakfast is Toast and Marmalaid (hope he enjoys it)
Orange Juice
and Prunes
Lunch today will be a picnic in the garden, to be organised by ladies of the house , please let Little brother know what you have made and a report on the days events please.
We hope that today Marmalaid will be coaxed from the dark room and ask housemates to be gentle with him. As yet we still have no luck getting Ginger Jo from the camper van, but we live in hope
Little Brother
Misschief,
The picture you have supplied is not acceptable. The picture was meant to be of one of the house animals not breakfast.
Please take a picture of one of the house animals but the interpretation can be up to your own discretion.
As for the Jacuzzi this will be cleaned out as DaveJ is blocking up the plug hole.
Libra,
Security has removed you from the dark room, as marmalaid is in there with alexfem having councelling and does not need to be disturbed. Thank you for your concern but it is all in hand.
Blonde,
The cleaner and chef have been refused. The idea of SHBB is to make you work as a team, that way little brother and the veiwers can have hours of entertainment.
As it is a bank hoilday monday we have decied to give you a 12 pack of baby oil and a giant size version of twister which will be used in the garden.
Have fun and please report all the antics you all have.
Litlle brother wishes you a good day
The picture you have supplied is not acceptable. The picture was meant to be of one of the house animals not breakfast.
Please take a picture of one of the house animals but the interpretation can be up to your own discretion.
As for the Jacuzzi this will be cleaned out as DaveJ is blocking up the plug hole.
Libra,
Security has removed you from the dark room, as marmalaid is in there with alexfem having councelling and does not need to be disturbed. Thank you for your concern but it is all in hand.
Blonde,
The cleaner and chef have been refused. The idea of SHBB is to make you work as a team, that way little brother and the veiwers can have hours of entertainment.
As it is a bank hoilday monday we have decied to give you a 12 pack of baby oil and a giant size version of twister which will be used in the garden.
Have fun and please report all the antics you all have.
Litlle brother wishes you a good day
TANNOY ANNOUCEMENT - DAY FOUR
Good Morning Housemates and welcome to Blonde in the house, Little Brother watched her bed hopping tactics with great amusement last night, but would suggest Red and SteveG and Blonde share one bed to save on the energy of changing bed and waking their fellow housemates.
Housemates are now
VIX
MARMALAID
RHG
MARCUSO
LIBRA+LOVE
SARG BILKO
MISSCHIEF
STEVEG_NW
BLONDE
EAGER SLUT
GINGER JO
HARD
BI_WELSH MINX
We have not yet heard from GingerJo who run to the camper van on arrival, she is saying she feels at home in a car park environment and has not been seen since, or Marmalaid who has keep his clothes on for last 4 days and hidden in the dark room, this is a first and the committe have sent in AlexFem to offer councelling for his shyness.
Sgt we hope you enjoyed your soak last night, you are free of all restaint items today
the dungeon will be closed today for cleaning by professionals
We ask all housemates to find a cleaning task today THE HOUSE IS LOOKING LIKE A TIP, Please make sure you all do at least one chore and make your beds and tidy your area.
Please also welcome to the house the new gold fish duly named "MIDLAND"
you have been given,
20 Large Eggs
some fresh Salmon
Orange Juice (as none of your seem to be using the toilet)
Some whipped cream
and chocolate sauce
some more Bombay mix
and Ice Cream
May we please remind the housemates THAT THE ANIMALS NEED FEEDING , all animal food is located in the cupboard next to the dark room.
Little Brother thanks you
Good Morning Housemates and welcome to Blonde in the house, Little Brother watched her bed hopping tactics with great amusement last night, but would suggest Red and SteveG and Blonde share one bed to save on the energy of changing bed and waking their fellow housemates.
Housemates are now
VIX
MARMALAID
RHG
MARCUSO
LIBRA+LOVE
SARG BILKO
MISSCHIEF
STEVEG_NW
BLONDE
EAGER SLUT
GINGER JO
HARD
BI_WELSH MINX
We have not yet heard from GingerJo who run to the camper van on arrival, she is saying she feels at home in a car park environment and has not been seen since, or Marmalaid who has keep his clothes on for last 4 days and hidden in the dark room, this is a first and the committe have sent in AlexFem to offer councelling for his shyness.
Sgt we hope you enjoyed your soak last night, you are free of all restaint items today
the dungeon will be closed today for cleaning by professionals
We ask all housemates to find a cleaning task today THE HOUSE IS LOOKING LIKE A TIP, Please make sure you all do at least one chore and make your beds and tidy your area.
Please also welcome to the house the new gold fish duly named "MIDLAND"
you have been given,
20 Large Eggs
some fresh Salmon
Orange Juice (as none of your seem to be using the toilet)
Some whipped cream
and chocolate sauce
some more Bombay mix
and Ice Cream
May we please remind the housemates THAT THE ANIMALS NEED FEEDING , all animal food is located in the cupboard next to the dark room.
Little Brother thanks you
LOCAL NEWS ALERT.......................................
SHBB has just been informed that the local police have raided a local garage and found a JCB, a trojan horse, a transporter machine, a set of black leather with blond on the back, various head gear including tights with holes, two spades and a pick axe
all these items have now been confiscated and taken for DNA and fingerprinting .......as yet no arrests have been made, but they are continuing their investigations
Local Detective WPC Jags said "a number of clues were left at the scene, and they expect to make an arrest shortly". Police are now hunting a 6ft blonde with large tits, and a tight fetish, with a full JCB licence, large muscles and a degree in carpentry.
Should anyone have any information with regards to this, please contact you local SH station.
it was also reported that a gold fish has been given a full SH service following an earlier incident in the house........
STOP PRESS
SHBB has just been informed that the local police have raided a local garage and found a JCB, a trojan horse, a transporter machine, a set of black leather with blond on the back, various head gear including tights with holes, two spades and a pick axe
all these items have now been confiscated and taken for DNA and fingerprinting .......as yet no arrests have been made, but they are continuing their investigations
Local Detective WPC Jags said "a number of clues were left at the scene, and they expect to make an arrest shortly". Police are now hunting a 6ft blonde with large tits, and a tight fetish, with a full JCB licence, large muscles and a degree in carpentry.
Should anyone have any information with regards to this, please contact you local SH station.
it was also reported that a gold fish has been given a full SH service following an earlier incident in the house........
STOP PRESS
Attention Housemates thats are left standing or conscious
We are reviewing this afternoon events are have sent in the security team to deal with the situation
Would Medic and Nurse Sarah1448 please urgently report to the medical room to deal with any injuries, and AlexFem will be available for councelling should anyone feel they are in need.
Rachel will not be returning to the house, due to the safety of the other house members. A new fish will be supplied but have called the RSPCA and they will dealing with this matter themselves.
However, Blonde was yet again apprehended being a groupie outside the walls, and we have decided that to prevent further outbreaks, it would be wiser to allow her in the house to take over the open position.
All offending toys remaining will now be cleared from the house.
We have informed the press thats the screams were caused by a sound proofing excerise being carried out this afternoon.
We are reviewing this afternoon events are have sent in the security team to deal with the situation
Would Medic and Nurse Sarah1448 please urgently report to the medical room to deal with any injuries, and AlexFem will be available for councelling should anyone feel they are in need.
Rachel will not be returning to the house, due to the safety of the other house members. A new fish will be supplied but have called the RSPCA and they will dealing with this matter themselves.
However, Blonde was yet again apprehended being a groupie outside the walls, and we have decided that to prevent further outbreaks, it would be wiser to allow her in the house to take over the open position.
All offending toys remaining will now be cleared from the house.
We have informed the press thats the screams were caused by a sound proofing excerise being carried out this afternoon.
To all members of the house please congrigate in the mingers corner.
We hope you all have settled in now and are enjoying your stay.
We are now going to set you your task that has to be completed by Wednesday night Thursday morning ( )
Your task is to take a photo of one of the house animals and post the picture on the thread.
If all house mates complete the task a day trip is going to be arranged for next saturday night.
We hope you all have settled in now and are enjoying your stay.
We are now going to set you your task that has to be completed by Wednesday night Thursday morning ( )
Your task is to take a photo of one of the house animals and post the picture on the thread.
If all house mates complete the task a day trip is going to be arranged for next saturday night.
Red
Little Brother is sure that the "normal" size connect four is large enough to keep you amused.
It appears that only Eagerslut has played with himself on connect 4.
Such a shame Little Brother was nice enough to give you it and your not using it. Hmmmmm..
Big Brother puts on Y.M.C.A over the stereo for the housemates, until you all play connect 4 this will continue to play!!!!
Little Brother is back
Little Brother is sure that the "normal" size connect four is large enough to keep you amused.
It appears that only Eagerslut has played with himself on connect 4.
Such a shame Little Brother was nice enough to give you it and your not using it. Hmmmmm..
Big Brother puts on Y.M.C.A over the stereo for the housemates, until you all play connect 4 this will continue to play!!!!
Little Brother is back
Eagerslut can you please come to the diary room.
Eagerslut it has become aware to little brother that you have been playing with holes so to make sure that you only play with the holes that Little Brother wants you to we have suupllied
Connect 4
Eagurslut please take this out and ask Mischief to return to the diary room.
Mischief
It appears that you have been doing nothing of mutch intrest except moaning that the shower is not like yours at home. So Little brother has deceided that you have to strip of your clothes and you have to let the other Housemates paint a picture on your naked body..........
Little Brother Loves Fear
Fear Leads to Anger
Anger leads to Hate
Hate Leads to Suffering
the SH BB will suffer!!!!!!
Eagerslut it has become aware to little brother that you have been playing with holes so to make sure that you only play with the holes that Little Brother wants you to we have suupllied
Connect 4
Eagurslut please take this out and ask Mischief to return to the diary room.
Mischief
It appears that you have been doing nothing of mutch intrest except moaning that the shower is not like yours at home. So Little brother has deceided that you have to strip of your clothes and you have to let the other Housemates paint a picture on your naked body..........
Little Brother Loves Fear
Fear Leads to Anger
Anger leads to Hate
Hate Leads to Suffering
the SH BB will suffer!!!!!!
Good Morning Housemates
I have now considered your requested shopping items and have awarded the folllowing
Playing cards as delivered yeterday
One game of twister together with oil
one Pink Nail Varnish
Some pegs for your smalls
One Milky Way each
One packet of Superdrugs Razors
Decaf teabags (do not want you hyper so redbull was not supplied)
Two Bottles of Absolute Vodak
One bar of Fruit and Nut
One large Bombay Mix
Also supplied this morning
A set of shorts and a SH t/shirt for Sarge (pleas wash your PJs)
Two Large Towels
All other requested items were rejected
nipple clamps are available in the dungeon anyway
digicam you are being watched anyway
strap on (your have the men in there compromise
Hair Dye (you should have done it ask again in 6 weeks
Porn (yeah right)
Nettle, Gatepost, Layby they did not sell these at the local store
Would housemates please note that this weeks TASK will be set later today
DaveJ we have been thinking and have decided that you have now been given the position of being the diary room chair, people may use you as they deemed fit, but i would ask all housemates to treat him with some respect, he has to last 10 weeks.
For the purpose of this, we have suppled you with a full let of soft black leather clothes, two pink cushions. We trust you will find this to be acceptable and would ask for a daily report on the people thats have sat on you.
I have now considered your requested shopping items and have awarded the folllowing
Playing cards as delivered yeterday
One game of twister together with oil
one Pink Nail Varnish
Some pegs for your smalls
One Milky Way each
One packet of Superdrugs Razors
Decaf teabags (do not want you hyper so redbull was not supplied)
Two Bottles of Absolute Vodak
One bar of Fruit and Nut
One large Bombay Mix
Also supplied this morning
A set of shorts and a SH t/shirt for Sarge (pleas wash your PJs)
Two Large Towels
All other requested items were rejected
nipple clamps are available in the dungeon anyway
digicam you are being watched anyway
strap on (your have the men in there compromise
Hair Dye (you should have done it ask again in 6 weeks
Porn (yeah right)
Nettle, Gatepost, Layby they did not sell these at the local store
Would housemates please note that this weeks TASK will be set later today
DaveJ we have been thinking and have decided that you have now been given the position of being the diary room chair, people may use you as they deemed fit, but i would ask all housemates to treat him with some respect, he has to last 10 weeks.
For the purpose of this, we have suppled you with a full let of soft black leather clothes, two pink cushions. We trust you will find this to be acceptable and would ask for a daily report on the people thats have sat on you.
TANNOY ANNOUCEMENT - DAY THREE
Good Morning Housemates, Due to the security breach last night, we have decided you can have hot water for the next hour.
Libra+love, may we assure you that we treat security very seriously, and should we feel you are in any danger, we have emergency measures in place to ship you to a secret location. We have also employed five, 6.2" handsome security men to protect you, and five zena like woman to assist them, in an emergency, so please you are perfectly safe.
Little Brother would like to thanks the breakfast extras this morning, but suggests they become anything other than food, as they are in gave danger of been consumed this morning.
The parts available to the public at the moment include:
A fish
two rabbits
the Spider in the corner
more security men, please apply to essexlady for auditions in person
two camera men, please apply via pm
props men and woman
Some breakfast items have been placed in the fridge for you, today you have eggs, black sausage, kippers and some SH brakfast cereals, these include
Porn Flakes
Meatobix
and Snap Crackle and Flops
any other suggestions for breakfast would be welcome
Good Morning Housemates, Due to the security breach last night, we have decided you can have hot water for the next hour.
Libra+love, may we assure you that we treat security very seriously, and should we feel you are in any danger, we have emergency measures in place to ship you to a secret location. We have also employed five, 6.2" handsome security men to protect you, and five zena like woman to assist them, in an emergency, so please you are perfectly safe.
Little Brother would like to thanks the breakfast extras this morning, but suggests they become anything other than food, as they are in gave danger of been consumed this morning.
The parts available to the public at the moment include:
A fish
two rabbits
the Spider in the corner
more security men, please apply to essexlady for auditions in person
two camera men, please apply via pm
props men and woman
Some breakfast items have been placed in the fridge for you, today you have eggs, black sausage, kippers and some SH brakfast cereals, these include
Porn Flakes
Meatobix
and Snap Crackle and Flops
any other suggestions for breakfast would be welcome
