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ATTENTION ESCAPE COMMITTEE
As you have choosen to ignore Little Brother's warning, Blonde and McCloggie now all been arrested.
you will detained at SH pleasure, and will be tourtured and interrogated until we have the names of all the escape committee.
The Little Brother have employed Satin and Bluexxx, to perform the said services.
As you have choosen to ignore Little Brother's warning, Blonde and McCloggie now all been arrested.
you will detained at SH pleasure, and will be tourtured and interrogated until we have the names of all the escape committee.
The Little Brother have employed Satin and Bluexxx, to perform the said services.
TANNOY ANNOUNCEMENT
Could all house mates please return to the bedroom as there is a possible security breach in progress.
The SHBB house is now in lock down.
Escape Committee you have two minutes to remove yourselves from the premises before the dogs, journalists and Essexlady (who is head of security) is released.
Could all house mates please return to the bedroom as there is a possible security breach in progress.
The SHBB house is now in lock down.
Escape Committee you have two minutes to remove yourselves from the premises before the dogs, journalists and Essexlady (who is head of security) is released.
Marcuso
Little Brother is not the blushing one this evening
The secret committee works on a rota system 
As for your prediciment, the security guards will be arriving shortly to release you, being as you have explained the situation.
LIttle Brother is also giving you a choice.
1. You can either help out your fellow house mate (Sarge) by releasing him, which he is in desperate need as he has been hanging around naked for the last 13 hours.
or
2. A miniture bottle of Brandy will be left for you on the table in Mingers Corner.
Please inform Little Brother of your choice
Little Brother is not the blushing one this evening
The secret committee works on a rota system As for your prediciment, the security guards will be arriving shortly to release you, being as you have explained the situation.
LIttle Brother is also giving you a choice.
1. You can either help out your fellow house mate (Sarge) by releasing him, which he is in desperate need as he has been hanging around naked for the last 13 hours.
or
2. A miniture bottle of Brandy will be left for you on the table in Mingers Corner.
Please inform Little Brother of your choice
Sarge.
Little Brother has been watching this event with great amusement
:lol: :lol:
We have decided not to help you out of this sticky situation, because you are supplying hours entertainment.
If one of your house mates chooses to help you out and release you they are more than welcome to.
If you had :eeek: then you would have seen the keys on the table in Mingers Corner,
unless one of your lovely housemates have moved it and hidden it away
Little Brother is in a confused state over the fact that you seemed to have lost your Pj's. On your escape, Little Brother would like you to inform them of where your Pj's have gone.
To prove Cameras working we have enclosed the above film still as proof!
Little Brother has been watching this event with great amusement
:lol: :lol: We have decided not to help you out of this sticky situation, because you are supplying hours entertainment.
If one of your house mates chooses to help you out and release you they are more than welcome to.
If you had :eeek: then you would have seen the keys on the table in Mingers Corner,
unless one of your lovely housemates have moved it and hidden it away
Little Brother is in a confused state over the fact that you seemed to have lost your Pj's. On your escape, Little Brother would like you to inform them of where your Pj's have gone.
To prove Cameras working we have enclosed the above film still as proof!
Quote by westerross
Why have I got a problem with this thread? Pulling it down to its lowest common denominator - it's probably because I'm excluded. Am I the only one who feels like this? I'm not really that worried but it just seems counter to what SH and the Cafe in particular represents.
Tell me to fluck off if I'm wrong.
no one is excluded!... remember its the rest of the Forum that does the voting!. so everyone will play a part!
and you can PM me if you think there are any tasks we ca make!
Little Brother
SATURDAY EVENING IN THE HOUSE
GOOD EVENING THIS IS BIG BROTHER SPEAKING - YOU ARE LIVE, SO PLEASE DO NOT SWEAR AND KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON.
Big Brother has issued you all with a box in the supply room, inside each box is
A set of beads
A toga Outfit
6 cans of lager or a bottle of wine
Some cheap plates
A Kebab with hot sauce
The spa is warm and bubbling
Tonight is Greek Night please have fun, and remember always use a condom, these have been supplied by the committee
Please Note all unauthorised internet access has now been disconnected.
GOOD EVENING THIS IS BIG BROTHER SPEAKING - YOU ARE LIVE, SO PLEASE DO NOT SWEAR AND KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON.
Big Brother has issued you all with a box in the supply room, inside each box is
A set of beads
A toga Outfit
6 cans of lager or a bottle of wine
Some cheap plates
A Kebab with hot sauce
The spa is warm and bubbling
Tonight is Greek Night please have fun, and remember always use a condom, these have been supplied by the committee
Please Note all unauthorised internet access has now been disconnected.
Liittle Brother has noticed that MikeC and Blonde are planning and escape for the housemates as a punishment the whole house will be made to lisen to 1 hour of D.I.S.C.O
Also can steve g please return the playing cards to Little Brother. As the second nomination was not recived.
Liitle Brother will not and has not tollerate annarchy
Also can steve g please return the playing cards to Little Brother. As the second nomination was not recived.
Liitle Brother will not and has not tollerate annarchy
Dear Libra - Please be aware that Steve G and BiWelshMinx had to decide who joins them as it was instruction satated by Little Brother.
Eagur Slut please refarin from damaging the Little Brother house. As a punnishment Eagurslut you will now have to nominate a member of the house that will have to lisen to Y.M.C.A for the next hour.
Please get back to Little Brother
Eagur Slut please refarin from damaging the Little Brother house. As a punnishment Eagurslut you will now have to nominate a member of the house that will have to lisen to Y.M.C.A for the next hour.
Please get back to Little Brother
Dear Rachel,
Would you like to come to the diary room to talk......
Little Brother is aware that you might be finding it hard in the Little Brother Experiance. However Little brother belives that maby you should take a day to reflect on your descion.
Remebr that this could be a opertunity to make new friends and experiance new things whilst your time is in the house.
Little Brother is hear to lisen.
Would you like to come to the diary room to talk......
Little Brother is aware that you might be finding it hard in the Little Brother Experiance. However Little brother belives that maby you should take a day to reflect on your descion.
Remebr that this could be a opertunity to make new friends and experiance new things whilst your time is in the house.
Little Brother is hear to lisen.
Dear Steve G,
Little Brother has decalred that you have to let Bi-Welsh Minx win. Also in addition to this Little Brother has decalred that 2 other house mates are to join in playing strip poker with you.
These 2 housemates can be decided by you and Bi-Welsh Minx but please inform Little Brother to who they are.
Litttle Brother is always watching.....
Little Brother has decalred that you have to let Bi-Welsh Minx win. Also in addition to this Little Brother has decalred that 2 other house mates are to join in playing strip poker with you.
These 2 housemates can be decided by you and Bi-Welsh Minx but please inform Little Brother to who they are.
Litttle Brother is always watching.....
