Thank god for severe incontinence. Now at least I don't have to worry about where the next service station is.
Loving the idea that if I spend £50 or more in Tesoc I can get an extra 5's worth of club card points this week.
Fu*k! Did you see the bite that postman gave our Doberman.
"No darling I may of been half naked on the bed but it was a holiday magazine I was looking at and I was just gasping at the price"
You say your parents have decided to come down for Christmas....great!
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Quote by skinny
Straight males....or those who claim to be..will try any avenue open to them to get a shag! I know it seems too simple an explanation, but tis true! And if you are a female reading this....you know I love you..so let's have a shag.
To say all males might be a bit to broad a statement but I agree with skinny its a simple answer that became complicated in some above posts. Don't know why really.
Man wants to f*ck woman so would fu*k a woman whether straight bi. and a woman who fu*ks, or is open to fu*k either men or women means they they are open to the idea.
Same goes for women who are looking for bi and straight guys, Doesn't have to mean that they want a bi guy so they can swing with them for any other motive other than a bi guy would get his jollies with her as well as if she were another guy.
A woman known to J and I is completely bi and uses clubs quite often but will not entertain group scenarios so just plays one on one with other people whether male or female. Sometimes she's with a bloke and sometimes she's with a burd however the mood or opportunity takes her.
Sex God
Quote by Theladyisaminx
It's got to be MMF for me. I don't know what it is but like your hubby it really gets me going :twisted:
You said you don't know what it is?
Did you mean you have not yet indulged in the act yourself yet?Think the guys means that he cant explain why it is that he likes MMF just that he does Minx
I cant explain why I like watching J playing with a cpl but I just know that I do. So I guess I like the MFF scenario best even though i'm just a voyeur to it. In saying that I do find that two confident and competent guys playing with J is well horny but I think for me I get the best of everything in watching MFF.
Oddly though I don't find watching people playing does a lot for me unless J's involved and then I love it. Probably not the best idea to look into the psychology of why I do just be happy, that I do and I am.
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I assume that by being a bi female the women concerned is quite happy shagging about with either male or female (or both at the same time) in which case as a guy looking for straight or bi women I would be looking to f*ck the woman not her sexual orientation. As ego free said .... spread the net wider.
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Love it - although not so sure about the bikes though some are OK most are a bit shite I think. Brilliant cast though, especially Katey Sagal (Something so bloody horny about her) going from peg Bundy to Gemma was enlightened casting. Ron Perlman ads is always quality and ads immeasurably and of course our own once Biker grove kid and Queer as folk actor Charlie Hunnam.
A damn fine watch!
A damn fine watch!
Sex God
Quote by Jewlnmart
Sadly we're going to have to pull out of this one Lost. Jewl's back just isn't up to the journey and work means we couldn't stop over. :sad:
Mate we heard that Jewl's back wasn't too good and can understand fully. Not to worry though as if, and they should, things go really well there will be other chances and besides that we can catch up other times too. Give a big hug for us to jewl hoping her back gets better quick and see you both soon.
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The older I get the less I like the idea of state controlled and/or legalised prostitution. I am interested though in the Swedish system of criminalising the buying of sex services rather than criminalising the sex worker although there is merit in making it that the coworker is committing a civil offence
Sex God
Tantrum sex is all about being really REALLY considerate to your partner and, as Ben said, not being centered on only the genitals. Maybe starting with doing the wasing up or hoovering and maybe then moving on to using the wallet finishing with, and this is the difficult bit,
"You've had your orgasm's and fun darling please don't think I need to do the same. "I'm happy just to make you a drink and get on with doing those DIY jobs I've been putting off for years"
As for Yogurt sex? Thats great if you don't want to do things in a thrush
Lmao off at frasers...Personally I would rather just have a good fuck and then meditate on it afterwards (eyes closed and in the shower)
"You've had your orgasm's and fun darling please don't think I need to do the same. "I'm happy just to make you a drink and get on with doing those DIY jobs I've been putting off for years"
As for Yogurt sex? Thats great if you don't want to do things in a thrush
Lmao off at frasers...Personally I would rather just have a good fuck and then meditate on it afterwards (eyes closed and in the shower)
Sex God
My thoughts are that you just state politely at the start of your profile blurb (Most clicking on a profile will at least glance at the first sentence) that,"Though your not wishing to offend you will not be replying to mail from people who are outside of your criteria", then ignore the stuff that comes unsolicited
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Quote by Bluefish2009
Must admit that I'm not confused about things here though
This is of coarse the main reason we are here at all, (See our profile) For many years I had this very strange fantasy of watching the wife with another man.....
We spoke about it, play acted it out for a long, long time. We then joined here and hung around watching, reading, and listening to others. Then talking to others and researching the subject. It is far more popular than you might think. There were some worries, like how would I feel when it really came to the real thing, what if he seamed to satisfy the wife better than me, and many more such thoughts. But when we Finlay did try it out, all such problems disappeared and we both enjoyed it very much.
Some times I just watch, video, photograph, some times I join in with a threesome. - It's just so fu*king horny! And the sex between you and the Mrs afterwards is amazing. Usually far better than the sex she just had with the other guy too, Thats not saying the sex she's just had isn't good in fact the better it is the better the sex between us is after.
I am NOT, how ever a cuckold, as I have no wish to be humiliated in any way what so ever - Couldn't agree more with this Pisses my right off. The only things that would happen if someone tried to humiliate me is that the Mrs would probably castrate him with whatever implement was at hand. (Castration by bedside light would not be pretty) Together with his own humiliation in having to limp down the street without his trolleys on.
Totally in sync with this post bluefish :thumbup:
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We have meets from here on SH and by and large they have been quality meets both couples and single me, Only had one sgl guy no show for a social drink and one couple who cried off the day we we're suppose to meet.
Socials have been a great way to meet people and has afforded us good sex meet ups as a result.
So, yes, people on SH do meet up do have sex and do enjoy themselves as a result!
Socials have been a great way to meet people and has afforded us good sex meet ups as a result.
So, yes, people on SH do meet up do have sex and do enjoy themselves as a result!
Sex God
Quote by tweeky
I recall once someone tried to fill the front page of the cafe with posts or replys by them. To do this they waited to the night of the Wigan munch then tried to do it on the premis that this was the only time it would be possible as most forum regulars would be at the event.
I tried to do it once Tweeky I don't know whether that was the instance your talking about? If it is then I don't recall it being Wigan munch night and if it were then it wasn't by design. I know i had loads of posts deleted because @i was in a pissy. I do remember having a load of topics removed too. My favourite being 'What's your favourite colour' It lasted about 20 minutes before disappearing. Don't really know why as there have been many an inane topic put up since and remain for hundreds of posts. :lol:
As for post count? Lets be honest there were a lot of the them consisted of one word or emote replies such as.
Topic - Could you rationalis why you and how you got into Swinging?
poster 1 - No!
poster 2- :sleeping:
poster 1- what about the original poster explaining how they did it first. Its customary
Original poster - I was just asking in general I'm not trying to start anything.
Poster 1- I answered your post what more do you bloody want?
Poster 2- :sleeping:
OP - I've only just started posting so just trying to integrate not get flamed please be gentle
poster 3- OP don't take it to heart its just poster 1's way of talking it's because they're Northern.
PosteR 1
poster 2 - :sleeping:
OP - Well I don't apreciate having someone jump down my throat just because they have been here 200 years and think they own the place
Poster 4- OP if you put IMHO after everything you post then you can always say that its just your opinion and that your entitled to it and it gives you a get out of jail free card.
Moderater- Keep it pleasant as I can see where this is heading.
Poster 1 ooo I love it when your masterful :jagsatwork:
Poster 2 :sleeping:
Poster 3Is anyone going to bring this back on topic then?
Poster 1- No
Poster 4 - this topic has already had a moderator cast a warning shadow over it for no reason
Moderator- If anyone has a problem with me my inbox is <^v> way.
Poster 3 - Well i think the topic is OK but Poster 1 was just being bloody minded and thats my final word on this topic.
OP - I can see why people don't post in here its so cliquey. Think i'll stick to the chat room
Poster 2 :sleeping:
Poster 3 Don't worry about it OP just watch how people post and take your lead from them you'll get accepted after awhile.
Poster 4 Poster 1 you said you weren't going to post again
Poster 1
Poster 4Well you did
Poster 1 Your just taking the piss poster 4 :doh: I'll post if I want to!
Poster 4 I'm allowed to say what I want as long as its within the AUP
OP whats the AUP
Poster 5 - http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/main/aup.html
Poster 2 - :sleeping:
Poster 6- the OP pics are amazing
hwoar:OP Thanks but thats the wife, its Mr OP posting in here.
Poster 1 - Poster 4 you obviously read the daily mail and your probably a member of an extremist organisation anyway
Poster 4- If I said that i'd get banned
Poster 1 I've not broken the AUP not my fault if your so touchy
Moderator- I've seen enough topic is LOCKED
ah boll*x this went off topic sorry.
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Don't think your the only one that thinks that way really. Given the time then I would think that most people would enjoy doing the stuff you like to do but unfortunately busy lives can get in the way of it. As swinging is 'extra curricular' for a lot of people its just not feasible. But hey the stuff you elude to can be and is condensed and there is still flirting and foreplay its just not done on the courting scale.
There are also times when an impromptu meet with one idea in mind, to get your rocks off, is just the ticket or other times when being in the company of others at a swinging party is whats called for. Think it all goes to make a fun and varied swinging time for us at least. All horses for courses i guess.
In your post you just talk about what you do or like to do with a woman as if she is on her own. Your profile says you look for couples as well so how do you go about doing stuff with a couple and there's another guy present? I've been and seen a few MMF's but as yet have not really experienced an intimate gentle cuddling type of spit roast or double BJ. Would it be different for you in a MMF scenario?
There are also times when an impromptu meet with one idea in mind, to get your rocks off, is just the ticket or other times when being in the company of others at a swinging party is whats called for. Think it all goes to make a fun and varied swinging time for us at least. All horses for courses i guess.
In your post you just talk about what you do or like to do with a woman as if she is on her own. Your profile says you look for couples as well so how do you go about doing stuff with a couple and there's another guy present? I've been and seen a few MMF's but as yet have not really experienced an intimate gentle cuddling type of spit roast or double BJ. Would it be different for you in a MMF scenario?
