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Bisexual Female, 52
Straight Male, 59
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I sort of like the fact that swinging has to be, for most, kept secret. as soon as it becomes accepted and acceptable practice i think it will lose its attraction for many.
Pretty much the same goes for us as Ste n Kez Jools. swinging is never a regular thing with us either. We have been known to swing four times in one week once yet go six months and more between so no hard and fast scheduling here. As for losing interest between the two of us in the sex and making love side then, so far, its not made any difference unless its been to add too what we already had which was and is already good. Communication is everything.
we wouldn't like there even to be the option of photographs being being taken at swing events or clubs. If you need pics taken then just do them yourselves or with a consenting other party or parties privately.
I take probably 99.9% of our pics and, to be honest, I am an incredible shite photographer but i work on the premise taught to me, by an SH'er from way back when, and that is too take f*cking thousands and hope for a few good ones. I believe in this totally and that's why i have 30 thousand pics and a gallery of only 23 pics. But hey I do REALLY like taking them. Saying that If J's not in them then taking pics leaves me a bit cold but that's some of how i get my kicks out of swinging so different strokes for different folks and that's my particular stroke.
I would just add that getting cum shots is nigh on freaking impossible with digital cameras, well mine anyway, I think I have successfully got three in 8 years.
Part of the swinging experience is in the discovery of new and exciting things and having a workshop for it would be bloody awful. can you imagine how it would be? Would it be like one of those management team working affairs or more a lecture with a power point presentation? Is there such a thing as swinging NVQs or certificates in swinging competency or a teaching qualification? Of course not, well maybe in some obscure eastern U.S seaboard university that teaches it alongside diplomas on pancake tossing.
The last thing that we and i'd assume most would want is such a clinical approach to swinging unless in some sort of fetish/role play scenario. The learning is half the fun and there's no one thing that makes a swinger a good swinger its the dynamics of diversity and the attention and consideration you share with each other that makes a difference, To teach someone to be a good swinger would be hard but to learn to be a good swinger not so hard. everyone is different so no one method or set of rules is going to work with all. Swinging needs to be kept a fringe activity to give it novelty value otherwise a lot of the interest would be lost. familiarity breeds contempt etc.
Be confident enough in yourself and open enough to go out and learn you don't need to be taught swinging.
I would of thought it flattering to have the attention of younger swingers. Lets face it how difficult is it to flop a "No thanks" in to their box eh?
Add that to the fact it says fuck all about your preferences in your profile in fact it sats not a lot about anything
From what I understand the vidoes of beheading where on facebook for a time before being flagged by so many people that FB decided to pull the videos. Since then the decision was made to reintroduce allowing the video as it was a legitimate subject for debate. FB stated that the videos where not promoting or glorifying violence just informing people about them. If they had been seen to be promoting or glorifying violence then they would of stayed banned.
I can see the validity in the arguement as wasn't it FB that had a big hand in the changing of the old order in Egypt. Whether that order is good or bad in the long term is another discussion but at the time FB was applauded and there were quite a few videos showing unpleasant things happening there. Maybe these types of videos do allow people to be more aware of issues if they wish.
As for the showing of naked breasts etc, That's under discussion by Fb at the moment. I can see the point in not allowing porn but then a woman breastfeeding wouldn't be porn yet its still banned. Be interesting to see the developments.
The NHS in my opinion should be 99.9% operated and funded by the country. There should be no "markets" other than a private company that tenders every few years to have a contract to source the equipment and resources at the most reasonable deal to which the NHS would then purchase from the sources found. This should then be monitored by an internal accounts dept to ensure fair play. My world is a too simple one I guess
Only half of the UK population works ( )and pay NI so what do the other half do? Add that to the fact that employers pay another, anywhere between 1.5% and 13% of employees income in NI contributions what happens to that?
In 2012–13, National Insurance contributions are forecast to raise
*£105.6 billion. I'm pretty damn sure the workers of the country couldn't afford to take on the NHS funding as it is.

* (Institute for Fiscal Studies)
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James is my middle name and I'm a big fan of The Saint tv series, hence Templar!

Fuck! You didn't last long matey. Are we that horrible in here LoL
Quote by Lizaleanrob
How about starting a petition to bring back flower and star dunno
bolt

Or get the 'has beens' to start posting again.
there's a thought lol
Not a very big thought but a thought nontheless LoL
Far too many things i'd like to see or do in this world and it would depend on my mood on any particular day to where that would be.
I guess today I would rather like to travel the carribean islands on a really classy yacht with all the creature comforts within an arms reach of a deck chair.
Jay was the first to venture in forums and then a few were joint posts but then I sort of took over and I guess the first post would of been in this Thread
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/100892.html
I guess I can be judgemental about some things Rob and a couple of them sex related issues. One would be that of safe sex. Those that practice barebacking are making a mistake. Another would be of people swinging (read cheating) behind their partners back, let's be honest about it, it's just plain old lying. Of course there are the extremely rare exceptions. So yeah, I guess i am pretty much judge jury and executioner in respect to this.
I guess people, and I include myself in this, can be extremely vociferous when slapping away on keyboard in a way that they can't be face to face and use this to be able to fully vent vent feelings ideas and opinions without having to be polite.
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Its about connection and being on the same, or similar wavelength. Whether one person or the whole party is nervous, if you cant all chat and relax then chances are it wont run as smooth.
Plus, nerves are a good thing.. it can show excitement. Laughing about said nerves and neither person thinking they're more of a veteran than the other - This helps.
There are so many different dynamics to this sort of situation. That's the beauty of it. No 2 threesomes are the same wink

Think this is a cool point and really relevant :thumbup:
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>>Stuff<<
Yes, jealous. I'm a teacher. I have a degree, essential when I joined. Now teachers start teaching with huge debts, work until at least 66, have worse pensions, worse salaries...................
gone on a bit there. sorry.

I dont disagree with some of the 'stuff' you say but ... Work a set 8 til 5 5 day week 46 weeks a year before you whinge about other professions. For most workers you have it pretty damned sweet.
Oh and before someone jumps on the "The work teachers do at home is never taken into account and it is the welfare of our children, the future generation, we're talking about" arguement then stop before you start because its bollox.
Britain takes the best food from afar and more often than not nowadays makes it better. Part of the reason we often think of other cuisines as fantastic and oh so pretentiously 'continental, such as French Spanish Italian etc, is that as in many things the British tend to self deprecate in everything. Our own styles of food, given the resources, can be pretty damned exceptional.
People have spoken of the French bread cheese thing and yes it is nice but who makes the best standard non farted about withFrench bread. Yup its the British. Local booulangers bread in France is fucking awful unless eaten quite seriously within 20 minutes of being baked or dunked in something more edible at a later time. The stuff is course and hard and made out of flour, the like of which we seldom get in this country, being course and unrefined as would not be accepted here in Blighty. French Bread baked in Britain is by and large far nicer.
My mum and dad are now naturalised Frenchmen by choice and have lived there now some twenty plus years having immersed themselves entirely in the culture traditions and all things French. Speaking it fluently to the extent they now even dream in French and talk to each other in French even on their rare visits to Britain. One aside to this Frenchism is my mothers ability to make good English pies and is well known through out their area in the French SW and revered for them to the point of having local papers write about her puddings (and pies in a couple)and being requested to make them for lots of the innumerable functions and celebrations the French seem to have.
My brother has and does travel extensively with Indians throughout India the US and Britain for many years having homes in all three countries and along with his friends have said on many occasions that the best Indian food is to be had in Britain whether made in peoples homes or in Restaurants both traditionally made fare and with and because of the IndoBritish influences. Although. They have even mentioned some hotels within India now serving British styled Indian cuisine being cooked by British chefs.
Britain is now so diverse a nation as to be able to boast a diverse cuisine and, no less, to having influence in many other countries. As so much of Britains history is a melting pot of influences so it is nowadays with transport and the availability of goods Britains cuisine can and does embrace it all.
Of course Britain's own specific historical foods for the masses was, as is the case of other countries, pretty basic just using what was affordable and locally available. The rich of every nation have always been privileged and able to afford to have fantastic food made available to them.
Britain is a great country with great people and great food. No, not even great food, but the best food.
Not withstanding that it is at the moment run by a bunch of wankers that want to drop us all back into Dickensian time. The self serving bastards

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Ok so a question for all of you. I am marrried and i have met a lady who is also married yet we would both like to have some serious fun together. Mostly it will have to be a few grabbed hours during school time but where the hell to go that doenst cost a fortune. I need a love nest maybe a lottery win so I can buy a place would be fab but that is as likely as getting struck by lightening.
So hwere do you huys who are playing alone find somewhere to hire rent by the hour (or so)?

Have a look at Holiday Inns or go to a local Swinging Club.
Have fun wink
Yeah travelodge or buy a large van
Anyway back to this omnibus Rob. Damn good thing really as I'm not a vegetarian but i like do the odd carrot or spud
A friend of ours who has a problem with her speech. Her problem is that she gets the . occasional word mixed up or changed such as she will say things such as "At the back of the house in the conservative"(conservatory) or another fine example would be "No more kids for me I've had a hysterical"(hysterectomy). always makes us smile but last night a new level was reached when she told me she'd hurt herself spreading her Lemon cunt" :lol2: No kidding i had to sit down before i fell
American food but without the Italian Mexican Spanish French and Asian influences
Seems to me that Syria has become far less news worthy since the crisis has taken a small step back from the political and military brinkmanship. Well that must really help the displaced and damaged populace.
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Reads to me like the lady in question and her prospective lover are trying to snatch a sneaky couple of hours by themselves without their partners knowledge. OK its not explicit and i'm not an analyst of wordy bollox so my opinion still stands and if i'm wrong i guess i'm going to hell on a bus

You must be proper posh! I was always told I would be going to hell on a hand cart!
Can't be that posh herts. Apparently i have to share the damned bus with Rob! lol
Get Alfred to arrange taking the roof off. Anyway, taking the roof off would let far more rain through ya ninny! ;)
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wtf this todo with sw

in adult speech I think this translates as "what the fuck is this post to do with swinging"
And the answer is bugger all, if you want swinging/sex posts you go to the other forum subjects "lets talk about sex", "dogging", "lets meet up" or go to the chat rooms or send numerous mails out to others hoping you'll get a response.
The "fancy a chat" is the area for generally "vanilla" discussions covering any subject anyone wants to raise. I will admit quite a few of the discussions are political however the view points are generally interesting until some of the more mature members start bickering. I think of the "fancy a chat" forum as the equivalent of sitting in the pub nattering with your friends.
After all, nobody involved in the swinging scene has a point of view about anything other than swinging do they?
We don't read the newspapers, we don't watch the news, formulate opinions on any other subject other than swinging!
When we sit at home, the only thing we think about is swinging. We don't have jobs because we are too busy swinging. We only cut the grass when we know we are entertaining swingers in the garden.
In fact, if you have any other thought than swinging, whether it be on sport, fashion, politics, music, art, rural affairs then how dare you even think of calling yourself a swinger. Cancel your subscription at once go and be a rounded individual!
Yup nothing but screwing around innit
Quote by herts_darlings1
wtf this todo with sw

in adult speech I think this translates as "what the fuck is this post to do with swinging"
And the answer is bugger all, if you want swinging/sex posts you go to the other forum subjects "lets talk about sex", "dogging", "lets meet up" or go to the chat rooms or send numerous mails out to others hoping you'll get a response.
The "fancy a chat" is the area for generally "vanilla" discussions covering any subject anyone wants to raise. I will admit quite a few of the discussions are political however the view points are generally interesting until some of the more mature members start bickering. I think of the "fancy a chat" forum as the equivalent of sitting in the pub nattering with your friends.
After all, nobody involved in the swinging scene has a point of view about anything other than swinging do they?
We don't read the newspapers, we don't watch the news, formulate opinions on any other subject other than swinging!
When we sit at home, the only thing we think about is swinging. We don't have jobs because we are too busy swinging. We only cut the grass when we know we are entertaining swingers in the garden.
In fact, if you have any other thought than swinging, whether it be on sport, fashion, politics, music, art, rural affairs then how dare you even think of calling yourself a swinger. Cancel your subscription at once go and be a rounded individual!
Yup nothing but screwing around innit
Reads to me like the lady in question and her prospective lover are trying to snatch a sneaky couple of hours by themselves without their partners knowledge. OK its not explicit and i'm not an analyst of wordy bollox so my opinion still stands and if i'm wrong i guess i'm going to hell on a bus
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Call me old fashioned but nothing would repulse me more than knowing my man had brought back his knockoff to our home and messed with her in the marital bed (or anywhere in the home for that matter)
I could just about forgive the cheating but if it had been conducted at our home hell would freeze over before I could let it go, I'd slaughter them both.

Ditto that Toots although i doubt i could forgive the cheating also
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Put 2 stone on Campbell and she would be oh soooooooooooo fucking fuckable

not without a ballgagg and a strong pair of handcuffs :scared:
she has a mouth like a sewer and punches like a bloke
Your suggestion has its merits Rob lol