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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 52
Straight Male, 59
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Put 2 stone on Campbell and she would be oh soooooooooooo fucking fuckable
Swindon
For the most part the people are fine but the place! Whenever I go there, which is as little as i can get away with, I feel so goddam miserable. Just driving towards it i feel the weight of misery baring down on my shoulders. The corners of my mouth turn downwards and my shoulders drop. My mood changes to that of crack addict gone without for 3 days. I fucking hate Swindon.
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I've given it absolutely no thought, it's nothing to do with me, I have no say in any of it so I really don't care.
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I think that is the attitude of many people, English and Scotish alike.
Quite agree with you guys but then it is all just newsybollox to keep our eye off the ball about all the important shit thats going on
In my opinion which is worth diddly squat....fffffrack away and while you're at it a couple of huge new nuke power stations wouldn't go amiss and a large green wheelie bin for putting the scrap from the, what should be dismantled, windfarms.
Re:- Mids... Prime ministers question time (about as scifi as you can get i reckon)
Star trek voyager (Janeway phwooaarr yes please)
Tripods
I reckon the past had far more massive death and destruction going on but of course communication not being what it is now people did not get to hear about it or if they did it would be some time after the event and that far away that in a massive world less consequential than in today's smaller globe.
We are flooded with tragedy from one minute to the next and in real time as it happens fashion nowadays. With this happening its no wonder we become desensitised. News is also rather cheap to broadcast lets face it news costs nothing to company's in its initial production and for the time it takes up especially on TV is far cheaper than producing decent stimulating programs with those things, what are they called, Oh yes actors in them. expensive little buggers they are.
Lets face it though whether for right or wrong we are more desensitised now about a lot of things for good or bad. Examples would be attitudes and the portrayal of sex or swearing or sexuality/gender issues race and colour religion. Where once these things would be discussed or talked about in vague skin deep terms now they are blood and bone in the public domain and consciousness. Shocking but maybe less shocking than it would of once been in times when such things were only whispered about.
Freely admit to finding i am really quite 'passe' about much that goes on unless it is on my doorstep but i think if i did think deeply on these issues and allowed myself time and effort in dwelling on them then the net result would be that I cried ....a lot.
Just done this for my son and on the same site as Flower. The initial £50 covers the lot. You apply and pay on line and then you get a follow up mail through the post asking for proof of ID and send that back to DVLA but you pay nothing more for that. The whole process took about three weeks for my son.
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Cos my name has a kind of ring to it.

That! Is probably the shortest ever post by you Res! Are you not well? lol Good to see though
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Hi everyone. We have had a good swinging life for a few years. My wife has always been excited by me being with other women. Now she wants to watch me without being with the lady's guy. She can cum without being touched in such circumstances. I've told her that we'll never Find a single girl who wants fun with me with her present and possibly taking part, and that the chances of finding a couple where the guy is happy to take a back seat are slim, not least because she's very attractive. Any suggestions (or even better: offers)?

There are a few guys who are part of couples, like myself, who are only to happy to take a back seat and want to do that. Stick around getting chatting to people and it'll happen. Best of luck guys smile
Though it must of been a difficult piece to write but I am in agreement with TooHot also. Maybe taking this to some sort of professional counselling service would go more to easing the pain of you situation. I understand the desire to put your thoughts down to an anonymous 'sex' site for anonymous feedback but I really don't think it's the ideal place for the situation you find yourself in. However, I also wish you well and that you get some relief from you situation.
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Our pampas is huge...but its all in the back garden...wassat all mean then????
Do I need to dig it up and re-plant it?

Pampas in the back garden I think means your a secret swinger.
Or could 'Pampsa in the back garden' be a euphemism for something else of a sexual nature hmmmm wink
We are Lost, nervous newbies, who have never swung before and never used a swunging site either. Thought we'd like to take a trip on the dark side with you lot of perverts and deviants and see what it's all about. No doubt we are all going to burn in hell for doing this stuff.
Is there any advice out there for what size bowl to have. You know the one we all throw our car keys in and also is there any adice on the size of pampas grass best planted in the front garden. Is bigger better?
Yeah Rogue I agree along with Scotland Ireland Wales Cornwall and the North. Should make things easier
I reckon that had this been any other Euro country involved, other than Britain, it would of not even got of the ground. Britain is generally not liked by most other Euro countries, just tolerated, in the main. The Spanish wont be losing face at all. The EU will not back Spain in this but they'll damn well wait until the last moments to uphold any laws they have to that favours any position Britain has. And Britain conversely will be seen yet again as a load of whinging bastards
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spending my last day at work,
before flying to amsterdam tomorrow with a bunch of also badly behaved adults for a long weekend drinkies
i just know it gonna get messy :doh:

Full report on the weekends debauchery please Rob!:notes: Have a better than great time.
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have a moan??
we been together 30 + years ... n mr 2`s is really ill#
count yr blessings n lv the 1 u wiv xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

sending hugs for you two :therethere:
Add Lost's best wishes and hugs to Liza n Robs two's :therethere:
If the universe is finite but expanding as we are lead to believe then what the hell is it expanding into?
Think Blu and TooHot have covered the bases here and just like to add that we re ply to every mail we have other than winks, fancy a fuck and copy and paste stuff too.
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Well I guess I know what a QR code is now! :giggle:

I did wonder who would be the first with that reply !! lol
Are you excited or disappointed? :giggle:
I still don't know what a QR code is. Mind you that's not a surprise as I still don't own a mobile phone. Tried on for about 2 months years ago had and made no calls or texts but then I didn't know how to turn it on or off either so more than likely just missed them.
I may be used up and washed out but I'll never be a has been!
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Napoleon Bonaparte.
Arthur Wellesley.
Attila the Hun.
And for after dinner entertainment we could play Risk! duel

These two would do for me too although the third person would have to be my mate Bob
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Not just an average lottery win, I'm talking a really amazing amount of money that would change your world entirely, what would you do with it?
I would hire Morgan Freeman and get him to narrate my life as it happened. And I would buy Coppull United (local football team) and get them in the Premier League, just for a laugh
What would you do with a billion pounds?
lol

Everything and anything I ever bloody wanted.
I would certainly buy a large yacht and have it fully equipped and staffed. I would have it follow me to whatever destination I was at then hours before it turned up I'd fly off to another location. Why? because I could.
I would also get all the remnants of my fave rock bands together in one place and have them perform for me all the hits I adore. #
And what Jay & I would love to do is too open a really top class Spa specifically designed and equipped for physically disabled people to have the pampering of their lives and charge as nominal fee as possible, if anything if money was totally no object
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Pointless exercise... when the has beens sod off again you'll be left with even more empty, static forums.

Pmsl !! You mean they ain't here to stay ? lol
Well we're bound to get bored of talking to ourselves at some point lol
It's the way of the world... I keep in touch with the people I keep in touch with elsewhere and let's face it, it's not as though the trolls are entertaining enough to play with for very long. :lol:
Bring back Brucie !! We'd get another couple of days of fun :lol:
Don't be ridiculous... he'd last approximately ten seconds after Blue got hold of him! :haha:
Premature ejaculation from the forums then smile
I like the variety and as a swinger it does not mean I'm not interested in currant affairs I do also have somewhere, if I find it i'll get it out, a sense of humour so like the nonsense light hearted stuff as well.
My view is lump it all together and then most of us being of sound mind can quickly distinguish between what we do want or don't want to read or take part in. Another benefit would be that it could possibly give the moderators a little work to do rather than them sitting there rifling through the galleries wink OKOKOKOKOK I'm off
lol bolt
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What do you do in private that others would find gross? Your really most disgusting private habit?
Mine is picking the hard skin off the bottom of my feet and then eating it.
:giggle:

you know that point when you really wish you hadn`t read somthing :shock:
Must be a mineral/vitamin deficiency makes her do that surely