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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 52
Straight Male, 59
0 miles · Gloucestershire

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Damned jelly keboards. Cao = cap rolleyes
He would like to say hello to make you happy ....
Quote by Qbu
On a vaguely cooking theme lol I bought some frying chips instead of oven chips :doh:
Can I oven cook em anyway d'ya reckon? They're going in the bin otherwise, as I can't be arsed to sort a chip pan and oil etc. rolleyes

If you put them in a bowl first and coat them well with a little oil and salt then microwave for 5 minutes place on a baking sheet then they'll turn out fine
Yay! Thank you Heston wink kiss
That'd be more the Heston services rather than the Blumenthal I would think :lol:
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GnV string?

No. lol
How about Harry Jones and t'flat cao thing?
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11 seconds 11 BLOODY SECONDS it took me 10x as long just to think of that :lol2: well done you smile

Oooh... then it's my go again! :smug:
Okay.
1. Male
2. Known for a particular item of clothing.
GnV string?
~Having the name Lost makes it easier for us I guess as we walk into a group of people and say "We're Lost can you help" and we've never walked into the wrong group of people...so far!
Quote by Qbu
On a vaguely cooking theme lol I bought some frying chips instead of oven chips :doh:
Can I oven cook em anyway d'ya reckon? They're going in the bin otherwise, as I can't be arsed to sort a chip pan and oil etc. rolleyes

If you put them in a bowl first and coat them well with a little oil and salt then microwave for 5 minutes place on a baking sheet then they'll turn out fine
11 seconds 11 BLOODY SECONDS it took me 10x as long just to think of that :lol2: well done you smile
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Oh bollocks. I wasn't playing, just being facetious. That'll teach me! lol
Ok - this person always reminds me of an OMD song.

Nola!!
We clearly have a similar mindset! Over to you :lol:
Bloody humming it now! :lol:
OMG it aint easy but hey here we go ..
A gorgeously unmanageable pair of northern soul dance hall town people.....
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This is fairly cryptic, but this forumite's name always makes me think of one of the misspelled names at the beginning of Fawlty Towers ;)
:giggle:

There's a Twaty Flowers on here? lol
:giggle:
Sorry Flower :rose: :giggle:
Your turn QBU!
Oh bollocks. I wasn't playing, just being facetious. That'll teach me! :lol:
Ok - this person always reminds me of an OMD song.
Nola!!
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What do you do in private that others would find gross? Your really most disgusting private habit?
Mine is picking the hard skin off the bottom of my feet and then eating it.
:giggle:

Some would say watching my wife get well and truly f*cked in front of me and then using a football rattle at the point of no return. :)
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My favourite part of those times were the pre-munch meet ups, the stupidity in hotels and the massive build up to each one :thrilled:

the old munch bubble :happy: :dancingpinkelephant:
many of us were carried from one month into the next on the strength of those bubbles lol
Post-munch blues lasted as long as the hangover, then there'd be another one to look forward to and the build would start all over again :lol: Good, but very expensive, times :happy:
Jay and I were only talking yesterday about how we managed to do the social and munches thing financially. To do the same thing now would be nie on impossible. Munches and Socials were a threee hundred pound weekend for us we reckon and to do that nowadays...well we just couldn't. ~Certainly not on the regular basis we once did. Just goes to show how, for us and others, times have become progressively tougher in that way. Should be blimming easier too one would of thought.
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Socials are now usually in clubs, which for me defeats the object entirely of socials. There is no such thing as munches anymore.
In short I'm happy to call myself a swinger, because I believe I always will be, it's a mindset, not an activity for me, but that seems to be what swinging has turned into recently.

This sum sums it up for me exatly:thumbup:
I am a member of an other site and one of the reason I have never been to one of their socials apart from the distance, money is because of this. I have never been to a club its not my thing. I liked it when socials were socials.
Carol
Absobloodylutely 100$ agree :thumbup:
Fantasy threespme would have to be Amy lee (OMG yes!) and Anna Silk (Slurp!)
I would probably end up found dead in a sea of my own sp
looge
We are Lost and the story goes something like this
Once many moons ago we were .....Oh bollox to all that lol it is what is. It was longer once then got shorter
Mushy peas on anything. I mean mushy peas for goodness sake how in heavens name can that be called food! bleeurrgghh
Oh and of course there is Marmite.I'm off before it gets nasty.......... bolt
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In my experience, it's the single guy who's the most nervous, in this scenario.
So, maybe the question could be reversed?

Was going to do that topic a bit later smile Mind I should of left it open to all I guess :/
To a couple of friends who were thinking of starting swinging, and to me, in all honesty seemed to be taking it very lightly and with little thought I suggested to them as you guys have broadly spoken that it's not possible to ever go back. From my point of view I tried explaining how watching your partner get fucked for the first time leaves a massive scar, whether good or bad, in our case good, thank bloody hell for it, but you don't quite know how massive an effect seeing that happen is until it's done and there's no going back because it's fixed in your box like nothing else.
To be honest I have on a t-shirt Trousers boxers socks and trainers. How the hell I'm supposed to put on a computer table is beyond me.
If you are meeting a couple with a view to join him in f*cking his wife, or in my case, f*cking my wife while I watch, usually armed with a mug of coffee i might add,how do you go about making the couple feel at ease. I do understand that it must take some 'balls' to step up to the mark by you guys but this is about your approach to them. Just am asking out of curiosity.
Prompted by some interesting remarks from 'veteran' members ;) Is it possible to walk away from swinging without a backward glance? I know and understand people take breaks and stuff as we've done that, primarily for medical reasons, but always knew we'd restart.
Surely the effects of swinging must remain in your thoughts and actions fot the rest of your life. Also, would/is there a temptation to return to it if even if you've said "Nada, never again? Surely there must be.
Jeez Colin have you seen some of the posts in here - believe me unless your brilliantly antisocial beyond that ever known by mankind before your safe lol
lol Do you have a day job? Welcome to forums and keep posting smile
Hi and welcome - you could try and use the chat rooms to get talking to some of those that take your interest. Hope you find what you're looking for
Totally cool post from way back just got to love this stuff smile
My suggestion is for a locked in 'miserable bastards' forum to be started. GnV Star fancy taking up your positions in it?
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I still maintain Nolaville could be in a New Orleans jazz bar type place. Smokey and low key with undertones of sensuality.
My question is. How can light travel through a vacuum if a vacuum contains nothing and that light is a Photon is a particle.

If you accept the premise that to be "something" that something has to have mass, the answer is easy.
Photons do not have mass, so are nothing, under the above premise. They can pass through a vacuum and not break any rules :-)
Geek lol
This is why I'm known as Sheldon :-)
This just makes things mind bending
Or the first human word could of been uttered by a woman and it would be "No" followed by the next four words "Before you even ask!" smile
I still maintain Nolaville could be in a New Orleans jazz bar type place. Smokey and low key with undertones of sensuality.
My question is. How can light travel through a vacuum if a vacuum contains nothing and that light is a Photon is a particle.
Fat arrogant bastard would be a lot of peoples opinion of me but they'd be wrong. I'm a very fat arrogant bastard.