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I have a problem with most 80's bands as they were mostly shite. I guess if I was pinned down to say one then I'd say The Jam but they're 70's really. OK I got to decide hmmm.........Guns n Roses I guess
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I'm not sure if I qualify...

Two written exams and some oral should see that you do :twisted:
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I'm definitely not asexual. I've always described myself as bisexual but I'm not even sure I would bother with that now either. I find both men and women attractive but it's more about the individual for me than what sex they are. I just like what I like. Although I think naked women are generally nicer to look at than men... most of the time! I'm nearer heterosexual than bisexual these days and I wouldn't have a relationship with a woman but I would with a man. With a woman it would just be sex and even then I really need to be in the right frame of mind.
Is there such a thing as a part-time bisexual?
dunno

Jay read this and said this is so much how she feels it's unreal.
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It's a new priority posting scheme the management are trying to keep the has beens around. The longer you've been a member, the more priority your post gets. Flower having joined the forum at an earlier date than Lost gets a higher priority ranking for posts and therefore those responses come before the question is posted wink lol

:lol: That's a cracking excuse I like it smile
I have orgasmed into the coin return pocket of a public phone box. Happened very many moons ago and at the very expert hand of a fine welsh lass who i have to thank for opening my eyes wide to certain sexual pleasures smile
I can get incredibly sensitive apres cumming so much so that any touch or the like gets me giggling in an oo oo oo no don't touch giggly sort of way but this is only apparent for a few minutes thank goodness. It can also happen before I've cum but this is usually when being BJ'd. In the latter case i just tell Jay to nibble me nuts and shaft instead. Either way its very temporary thank goodness
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LoL @ Flower
How weird is it that your post ended up as the OP - Strange doings are afoot!

I reckon it must have something to do with all these has beens turning up and expecting to be able to post on our forum lol
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LoL @ Flower
How weird is it that your post ended up as the OP - Strange doings are afoot!
When in the throws of orgasm what words usually pour forth from your mouth? I have to admit to using the words in the topic title.
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I have a secret pleasure and i hate myself for it.
On a sleepless night, of which I have many, I make myself a sarnie of something really lush, or whatever throws itself out of the fridge at me, a cup of the steaming immaculate brew that is coffee and sit down in front of the box and watch Holby City on catch up. I hasten to add that I can only do this if its gone midnight but before dawn.

Hmmm, is there a reason for this? I mean if you watch it before midnight, does it count as 'proper' watching rather than 'sneaky' watching? wink And is Holby City so bad? (I don't watch it myself dunno)
Oh yes Nola. Holby City is pretty bloody atrociou. Holby and only after midnight when i am alone with everybody else snoring gently to themselves and feeling sorry for myself can I stomach Holby. Any other time i seriously couldn't sit and watch it without throwing something at the TV or maybe a child of mine.
I have a secret pleasure and i hate myself for it.
On a sleepless night, of which I have many, I make myself a sarnie of something really lush, or whatever throws itself out of the fridge at me, a cup of the steaming immaculate brew that is coffee and sit down in front of the box and watch Holby City on catch up. I hasten to add that I can only do this if its gone midnight but before dawn.
I guess they know that they're almost f*cked after getting into bed with the conservatives regardless so have made the decision to go all the way and get totally fucked by ingratiating themselves with the 30+ million motorists in the UK.
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I am livid at the Peerage in this country.

The House of Lords, I heard on Radio 4 today, is second only in governmental assembly size to the National Peoples congress in China! The Lords, Which i'm not wholly against in principal, has become a bit farcical. Especially as both Tory and Labour when in power have both stated that there needs to be a reduction in the size and yet both have increased the number of peers. Typical bullshit from typical British bullshit politicians yet again.
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shame really as the banter is obviously still there after all this time
its a pleasure to watch and our loss not to see on a regular basis wink

Ditto
My auld Mam banned us from playing the disco classic "Do You Wanna Funk" By Sylvester

No need to explain why I would think.
Its a hell of a
CHOONthough and would be in my all time top twenty for sure
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you may find the home swing thing is dropping of dew to "Climate change" ...........the pampus grass isn't growing as well as it did wink

Big Lol Pampas grass ffs I might be getting old but I aint THAT old smile
Just thought i'd ask the question. I guess for us it seems it has. The first coule of years it was, certainly in comparison to now, quite active and very social/ However the last three or four seem to have shown a decline in our activity and though still vert much enjoying what we do swinging seems to have evolved for us into the very occasional rather than the large part of our social life it once was.
I feel that swinging has certainly gravitated towards the club scene in our area with a few smaller clubs opening up around the area and as a result a lot less people are swinging at or from home than ever. Bit of a shame personally as I enjoyed the house meets most of all, excepting the big social events as I loved them, Jay however seems to think it is more about us than the scene and that we dont actively pursue the swinging as we first did. Probably a mix of both is the truth of the matter. What do others think has happened to their swinging lifestyle over time?
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lilnfil wink thanx
OMG! poshkate ..............a mod ???? :sad:

She's not a real mod.... we just like to have her around to do the dusting in her French maid's outfit. :twisted:

sooooooo , she's like a plastic/rubber mod then ? lol
Ahh the plastic mod lol Not the the ones that wear Parka's and ride Lambretta type ones then
Immensely saddened by this news for the loss is great for many. The world was improved by him being on it. If I could be half the humanitarian free thinker he was i'd be a better man than I am. Lots of love to you Gem and to those around Neil feeling it the most. RIP Neil you will be missed
Jay & Scott xxx
Bollox to democracy I should be supreme ruler and dictator - nuff said
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The Politicians of all the three major parties now seem so out of touch with what the people are looking for. They see three different parties but with all the same agendas. You only have to look at the amount of people who bother to vote, to realise that people cannot be bothered with any of them.

Is that only because the UK is no longer perceived by the electorate as being a democracy but as a 'puppet' administration of a greater being?
Its not a case of ONLY being perceived GnV that amongst a lot of other stuff. Swap ONLY with an IRRELEVANCE would be nearer the truth for many, There is good cause to think of there being other interests at work if you happen to be a conspiracy theorist and its not unreasonable to think that although it is still a position I wouldn't hold too yet for fear of ridicule and belittlement from people not yet feeling the harsh effects of whats happening to many
Therein lies a problem in that there is no viable alternative to turn to realistically for the mainstream voter.
And I agree star with you when you say Cameron seems more intent in getting, and i hate to say it as it matters a lot to some, the less important stuff passed through with as much noise as possible such as the gay marriage thing whilst sort of breezing through and the brushing off by all main parties the multi million people affecting austerity shite. I even heard somewhere that this year more suicides will occur due to hardships brought about by austerity measures than there will be gay marriages. A sad indictment on a civilsed and wealthy nation as Britain.
Until a new ideology comes about that is not termed, and means something other than, socialism or conservatism then people might get a choice rather than fucking about with the arseholes that we have at the moment running the country just swapping sides in the house with nothing accomplished
Yeah from what I see although I think he's now only popular because he's new. Not my cup of tea by a long chalk though. Given time I do think he will hang himself.
Trouble is that in these awkward times there is a difference in that the mass population seems to be lurching to the right as opposed to what might usually of happened in times past. The general populace have been made to think its capitalism that has resulted in the comparative comfort in which most of us now live rather than the hard work done by working the masses and philanthropists from the past who are really the earth movers and made the changes for the working man. That and the unfortunate effects of devastating wars of the last three centuries.
The relative comfort that a lot of the population have and are experiencing is disconcerting. I believe as the ideology that its the bottom 10% of the country that is now causing all the countries ills are too blame is being exacerbated by the wealthy elite who wield the ability to control the masses by madia and vague notion planted that everyone canbe in the same elite position.
Until the time when the MAJORITY start feeling it through own hardships and the hardships that their children and grandchildren are going to live with it wont change and that time will come when the affluent pensioners die off and then the homeowners have to use their capital for their old age instead of leaving it to the nearest and dearest. Consequently the next generation will not have that financial cushion and then the shit will hit the fan as the huge financial class division spirals out of control leaving the MAJORITY suffering. I reckon about 30 years or one generation away. I'm not looking to debate this but it is how i feel and I sincerely hope i'm wrong but the older i get the more cynical i become.
I think George Galloway leaves a lot to be desired but he at least speaks HIS mind and doesn't seem to tow the party line or bend over for the party whip. A lot of what's missing in politics is conviction politicians rather than self serving ambitious business men/power mongers. We need the , Ben's, Tebbits, Skinners yes and even the Thatcher type politicians. The people we have are just cloned out of some city machine. There is little choice at present all we are left to vote for are the ones least likely to make us want to go and watch paint dry instead