Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
Lost
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 52
Straight Male, 59
0 miles · Gloucestershire
Forum
Sex God
Quote by tweeky
OK - this may work - or not.
I was thinking random thoughts the other day (I do that a lot - ot gets annoying) and I realised that some sounds are very specific to one decade or another. Not just music styles, but technology sounds etc.
So here goes - I've put down those sounds that occured to me and I'm inviting all to add more sounds to the decades.
1940's
Air raid siren.
All clear siren.
Vera Lynn.
Propeller driven aircraft.
Pathe news real intro
The sound of Churchills voice
Glen Miller type big band sounds
1950's
The whole sound of clacking the lever, speaking to the ooperator and being connected to your phone-call recipient.
That special accent the ladies on the BBC used.
American V8 engines
Mickey Spillane's Mike Hammer films
Sound of the Queens coronation on the tv abd radio
1960's
A bell on a child's tricycle.
The theme for Z-cars.
Special effect sounds like the Star trek door
Some people are on the pitch! They think its all over, it is now.
King's 'I have a dream' speech
The Beatles
The clicking of heels walking by
London underground trains
1970's
The twang of a spring on a child's toy - probably Mousetrap.
The ice-cream van playing a tune instead of rinign a bell.
The sound of clacker-balls (the toy, not a disease).
The music they play while viewing the gallery in Vision On.
the 'tring' ring-tone on those angular phones.
Pong and Space invaders
Pieces of card pegged onto a chopper bike to make a motor sound.
the sound of a record player needle as its finished a record and just keeps going click whiiir click whiiir
Stylophones
1980's
Jet powered aircraft high overhead.
The sound of the game loading from the tape into the spectrum computer.
People shouting into phones - both 'mobile' and land-line.
Acid!!! in that stupid high pitch voice
Four theme's: A team, Knight rider, Airwolf and Streethawk
Twikifrom Buck rogers
Sony walkmans on other people
Early microwave tings
1990's
The sound of a dial-up connection - connecting.
The sound of cursing - followed by the sound of dial-up again. LOL
The new emergency vehicle sirens - the ones that sound like a proper siren then what sounds like the horn throwing up. nee-naw-nee-naw-uuurrgg
"for xxx press number 1, for yyy press number 2" etc etc etc
John Majors annoying voice
Babies crying laughing gurgling
Rap/hiphop music
2000's
Those gentle, insistent bings and bongs that tell you to READ & ANSWER THE BLOODY MESSAGE/TEXT/TWITTER NOW!!!!!
Computers on the phone talking to you.
Nokia tune
Sega Dreamcast boot sound
Sodding hospitals
I bet many of these are specific to my memories.
Tried my best :neutral:
Sex God
Quote by Dave__Notts
I can't remember the last time anyone posted "This has been done to death" or "Search is your friend" type responces. I remember they used to abundant but can't remember seeing any recently ie over the last 12 months.
Is it a case of long memories or have I just missed them or ignored them
Dave_Notts
Probably because there have only been 10 new threads in the last 2 years :lol2: all the fresh blood has looked at the previous gadzillion posts and though "hmmmm no point in posting its bound to of been done" No but seriously I think the idea of refreshing the forum so that current users can take ownership of it and would add a contemporary dynamic. Personally i'd love to see it happen.
Sex God
I think that the forums should be archived every so often, maybe every fifty pages or so. I'm quite happy to start threads I started once before or read and post on other threads that have been started afresh, I've no doubt some of my views over the last five years have more than likely changed. What I don't like seeing is billion year old topics regurgitated with posters saying "This has been discussed before" and then linking back to a thread where very few of the posters are now known or active it stops or puts off current members having a valued input as what they might like to of posted has been covered.
Ideally i'd love to see the cafe's slate wiped clean so that currant members could be encouraged to post and feel they share ownership of of whats being discussed and feel that the forum belongs to the here and now and not to the long gone posters of yesteryear.
Ideally i'd love to see the cafe's slate wiped clean so that currant members could be encouraged to post and feel they share ownership of of whats being discussed and feel that the forum belongs to the here and now and not to the long gone posters of yesteryear.
Sex God
Does it matter to you to a lesser or greater degree who you maybe want to try living out your fantasy with? One answer could be to visit a club on a bi might to be in the company of others having same sex sex and watch what goes on and see how you feel about things. At least this way you might get the opportunity arise and take advantage of it or if you feel your not quite up to it then at least your finding out and not putting others out of their way in arranging 1 to 1's.
Sex God
Quote by foxylady2209
It wasn't until the Pope's visit earlier in the year that I came to realise one big difference between the Catholic church arrangements and those of the other Christian faiths. When a service is in progress say, in a CofE or Methodist/Non Conformist church, the doors are closed to exclude others attending whereas in the Catholic faith, the Church is always open and people can come and go as they please during a service such as Mass - hence your memory of the drunks seeking sanctuary (and perhaps some divine forgiveness) before heading home to face the music (images of Florrie Cap armed with rolling pin and hairnet come to mind).
That's because they are do bloomin' long. And, until recently, in Latin.
I went to a Catholic wedding once - 3 hours it was - 3 bloomin' hours - in Latin. Sis and I played noughts and crosses through most of it.Foxy I understand where your coming from after having been to a traditional Greek orthodox wedding service what made things worse was that after going through it in Latin they then went on to do it again translated in to English OMG! I though they were going to celebrate their first anniversary in the same service. In saying this the reception afterwards made it well worth the numb bum.
Sex God
OK, this might sound a really dumb question but something that does cross my mind not being a naturalist is....What, as a bloke, do you do if your with a few other naturists who are all in the altogether and you get a lob on? Is that OK or do you have to cover up or what?
As for thinking that naturists are associated with swingers. One idea that maybe naturists enjoying the company of other naturists while naked is quite an unusual thing to do to most of the population just as swingers, naked, enjoying the company of others,naked, is unusual. Lots of naked people = sex somewhere along the line. I have to admit to being totally uninformed as to the nature of naturism but I would find it hard to believe that people aren't interested in other peoples sex bits. I understand that textiles have the same interest too but without the opportunities to indulge it in the same way. I can't see or understand there not being a voyeuristic side to naturism. Especially as the favoured sport of naturists being mixed badminton doubles. Come on now.
As for thinking that naturists are associated with swingers. One idea that maybe naturists enjoying the company of other naturists while naked is quite an unusual thing to do to most of the population just as swingers, naked, enjoying the company of others,naked, is unusual. Lots of naked people = sex somewhere along the line. I have to admit to being totally uninformed as to the nature of naturism but I would find it hard to believe that people aren't interested in other peoples sex bits. I understand that textiles have the same interest too but without the opportunities to indulge it in the same way. I can't see or understand there not being a voyeuristic side to naturism. Especially as the favoured sport of naturists being mixed badminton doubles. Come on now.
Sex God
Fu*k the romance in swinging here's two I like 
Buck Cherry
I got this pleasant view
Late night working avenue
Never had a chance to love you
Never want to see you cry
Thank God it's quitting time
Fuck me harder, kill the lights
Never had a chance to love you
Never want to see you cry
Never had a chance to love you
Hard cock nasty mind
Yeah, well come on
*Chorus:
Take off your clothes and shut the door
Pornographic monster on the floor
That's what you like, I'll come some more
Don't you know we fuck for money
I'm a big dick, motherfuckin, porno star
In my face, on top again
A dead lay lover never wins
Never had a chance to love you
Never want to see you cry
The best fuck you'll ever have
Good job from a working man
Never had a chance to love you
Never want to see you cry
Never had a chance to love you
Hard cock suicide
Yeah, well come on
Rammestein
To big, to small
Size does matter after all
Zu gross, zu klein
Er könnte etwas größer sein
Mercedes Benz, und Autobahn
Alleine in das Ausland fahren
Reise, Reise, Fahrvergnügen
Ich will nur Spaß, mich nicht verlieben
Just a little bit, just a little bitch
You’ve got a pussy
I have a dick
So, what’s the problem
Let’s do it quick
So take me now before it’s too late
Life’s too short so I can’t wait
Take me now, oh, don’t you see
I can’t get laid in Germany
To short, to tall
Doesn’t matter, one size fits all
Zu gross, zu klein
Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein
Schönes Fräulein, Lust auf mehr
Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr
Schnaps im Kopf, du holde Braut
Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut
Just a little bit, be my little bitch
You’ve got a pussy
I have a dick
So, what’s the problem
Let’s do it quick
So take me now before it’s too late
Life’s too short so I can’t wait
Take me now, oh, don’t you see
I can’t get laid in Germany
Germany!
Germany!
You’ve got a pussy
I have a dick
So, what’s the problem
Let’s do it quick
You’ve got a pussy
I have a dick
So, what’s the problem
Let’s do it quick
You’ve got a pussy
I have a dick
So, what’s the problem
Let’s do it quick
So take me now before it’s too late
Life’s too short so I can’t wait
Take me now, oh, don’t you see
I can’t get laid in Germany
Buck Cherry
I got this pleasant view
Late night working avenue
Never had a chance to love you
Never want to see you cry
Thank God it's quitting time
Fuck me harder, kill the lights
Never had a chance to love you
Never want to see you cry
Never had a chance to love you
Hard cock nasty mind
Yeah, well come on
*Chorus:
Take off your clothes and shut the door
Pornographic monster on the floor
That's what you like, I'll come some more
Don't you know we fuck for money
I'm a big dick, motherfuckin, porno star
In my face, on top again
A dead lay lover never wins
Never had a chance to love you
Never want to see you cry
The best fuck you'll ever have
Good job from a working man
Never had a chance to love you
Never want to see you cry
Never had a chance to love you
Hard cock suicide
Yeah, well come on
Rammestein
To big, to small
Size does matter after all
Zu gross, zu klein
Er könnte etwas größer sein
Mercedes Benz, und Autobahn
Alleine in das Ausland fahren
Reise, Reise, Fahrvergnügen
Ich will nur Spaß, mich nicht verlieben
Just a little bit, just a little bitch
You’ve got a pussy
I have a dick
So, what’s the problem
Let’s do it quick
So take me now before it’s too late
Life’s too short so I can’t wait
Take me now, oh, don’t you see
I can’t get laid in Germany
To short, to tall
Doesn’t matter, one size fits all
Zu gross, zu klein
Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein
Schönes Fräulein, Lust auf mehr
Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr
Schnaps im Kopf, du holde Braut
Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut
Just a little bit, be my little bitch
You’ve got a pussy
I have a dick
So, what’s the problem
Let’s do it quick
So take me now before it’s too late
Life’s too short so I can’t wait
Take me now, oh, don’t you see
I can’t get laid in Germany
Germany!
Germany!
You’ve got a pussy
I have a dick
So, what’s the problem
Let’s do it quick
You’ve got a pussy
I have a dick
So, what’s the problem
Let’s do it quick
You’ve got a pussy
I have a dick
So, what’s the problem
Let’s do it quick
So take me now before it’s too late
Life’s too short so I can’t wait
Take me now, oh, don’t you see
I can’t get laid in Germany
Sex God
Don't appreciate that post Duncan, what gives buddy?
Bouncy - how about a literary theme? Everyone who wants to participate could write a short poem or ditty, preferably smutty and or funny, type thing anonymously, Put the entries in a box when they come to the 'do'. Then you spend a few moments during evening reading them and picking out a few you like and read them out over the PA system choosing a winner who has to declare themselves the author and presenting a small token prize to them.
I reckon it could be a laugh
Bouncy - how about a literary theme? Everyone who wants to participate could write a short poem or ditty, preferably smutty and or funny, type thing anonymously, Put the entries in a box when they come to the 'do'. Then you spend a few moments during evening reading them and picking out a few you like and read them out over the PA system choosing a winner who has to declare themselves the author and presenting a small token prize to them.
I reckon it could be a laugh
Sex God
Quote by duncanlondon
in what way is it considered addictive? i mean i pee several times a day, but is it an addiction?
How many times do you pee Duncan. Could be a prostate problem
As for sex, I don't know I guess it feels good it's something most of us can do with or without others and get pleasure from and it's one of the basic human instinctual needs along with along with food warmth. How about talking to your wife finding out her needs and expressing yours to see how some middle ground can be found.
If it is a serious problem which is putting an otherwise loving marriage that you want to keep but the no sex thing is throwing up big issues then go see a marriage guidance counsellor before it's too late
Sex God
I'm not so sure that violence is the answer although in the end how do you show the world at large how pissed off you really are. OK, so maybe you should protest with switching a vote here and there but is there a viable alternative option when all the prospective governing parties are all the same in all but name?
Historically the political will of the 'people' has only ever really been heard through violent or socially disruptive means back through the ages. From Wat Tyler and the peasants revolt the burning down of the monasteries to the civil war the Irish rebellion the Napoleonic wars WW1 , the general strike the Fascists and the cable street riots, WW2, student riots, Three day weeks and brownouts, Riots of the early 80's the miners strike anti poll tax strikes and these are what spring to mind there most be oodles more.
Though these things are not attractive they did effectively change the will of governments and/or people so showed an effectiveness beyond that of peaceful politically 'suggested' means. I hate violence and all that it entails as with regard the emotional, let alone the physical aspects it I can see the point.
The countries government can become so wrapped in its own self importance that the needs of the people are outweighed by the wants of the government. at this point the government becomes self serving and blind to a lot of the populaces needs.
The police are of no use to the people at large in these cases as it's their duty to uphold the rule of law even when the governments have stopped upholding the will of the people. Obviously the police are a necessity by and large. Usually this keeps in with the public's ideas of right and wrong but they are, in these cases the Governments puppets not the public's protectors.
Civil unrest is exactly what it says it is and that is; Civil disturbance is typically a symptom of, and a form of protest against, major socio-political problems; And how major the unrest is will become directly proportional to how the government reacts to it.
By and large Britain has a politically lethargic population who, while still warm, fed and watered to a comfortable degree, accepts the relative status quo that exists, until and if and when the silent majority start getting to the stage of thinking f*ck i'm getting hungry and cold.
At this point it might be that the public start taking action. and things become uncomfortable for the government and a shift in political thought occurs, which eventually it has to if nothing is done or we become more and more heavily policed and controlled and end up in a whole new ball game of them against us.
Sorry I went off on one a bit there.
I think the students have a right to be pissed off, of course they do, they've had it drummed into them, wrongly in my view, how a university education will benefit them oh so much. The facts are now speaking to them about how uncertain this all is and that university = prosperity and success is not a given thing. But, they have been led throughout there formative educational life to believe this, in my opinion, lie.
How the hell this country can talk about let alone suport and make worthwhile the idea of 50% of school leavers going onto university is beyond me. Where the fu*k is the commercial and industrial need for it? There isn't one.
Of course the most talented and intellectually gifted in the country need to be nurtured and encouraged to fill those positions in life where it's necessary but also a kick of reality about normal life in normal jobs earning normal wages needs to be instilled in a good proportion of school kids too.
Good secondary educational standards leading to reasonable jobs where the learning is done through the working, with a wage given to for time served and real, on the job, learned skills. This is paramount for most kids in my view. Far less store should be put on the false aspirations wrongly fed to them at the moment. Universities should be for the best of the best and certainly not put into the position of being businesses,
No I don't blame the students for acting like this. I don't like it and think its wrong but i dont blame them. They've been fed bullshit for years and are angry and want to be heard.
Historically the political will of the 'people' has only ever really been heard through violent or socially disruptive means back through the ages. From Wat Tyler and the peasants revolt the burning down of the monasteries to the civil war the Irish rebellion the Napoleonic wars WW1 , the general strike the Fascists and the cable street riots, WW2, student riots, Three day weeks and brownouts, Riots of the early 80's the miners strike anti poll tax strikes and these are what spring to mind there most be oodles more.
Though these things are not attractive they did effectively change the will of governments and/or people so showed an effectiveness beyond that of peaceful politically 'suggested' means. I hate violence and all that it entails as with regard the emotional, let alone the physical aspects it I can see the point.
The countries government can become so wrapped in its own self importance that the needs of the people are outweighed by the wants of the government. at this point the government becomes self serving and blind to a lot of the populaces needs.
The police are of no use to the people at large in these cases as it's their duty to uphold the rule of law even when the governments have stopped upholding the will of the people. Obviously the police are a necessity by and large. Usually this keeps in with the public's ideas of right and wrong but they are, in these cases the Governments puppets not the public's protectors.
Civil unrest is exactly what it says it is and that is; Civil disturbance is typically a symptom of, and a form of protest against, major socio-political problems; And how major the unrest is will become directly proportional to how the government reacts to it.
By and large Britain has a politically lethargic population who, while still warm, fed and watered to a comfortable degree, accepts the relative status quo that exists, until and if and when the silent majority start getting to the stage of thinking f*ck i'm getting hungry and cold.
At this point it might be that the public start taking action. and things become uncomfortable for the government and a shift in political thought occurs, which eventually it has to if nothing is done or we become more and more heavily policed and controlled and end up in a whole new ball game of them against us.
Sorry I went off on one a bit there.
I think the students have a right to be pissed off, of course they do, they've had it drummed into them, wrongly in my view, how a university education will benefit them oh so much. The facts are now speaking to them about how uncertain this all is and that university = prosperity and success is not a given thing. But, they have been led throughout there formative educational life to believe this, in my opinion, lie.
How the hell this country can talk about let alone suport and make worthwhile the idea of 50% of school leavers going onto university is beyond me. Where the fu*k is the commercial and industrial need for it? There isn't one.
Of course the most talented and intellectually gifted in the country need to be nurtured and encouraged to fill those positions in life where it's necessary but also a kick of reality about normal life in normal jobs earning normal wages needs to be instilled in a good proportion of school kids too.
Good secondary educational standards leading to reasonable jobs where the learning is done through the working, with a wage given to for time served and real, on the job, learned skills. This is paramount for most kids in my view. Far less store should be put on the false aspirations wrongly fed to them at the moment. Universities should be for the best of the best and certainly not put into the position of being businesses,
No I don't blame the students for acting like this. I don't like it and think its wrong but i dont blame them. They've been fed bullshit for years and are angry and want to be heard.
