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M1ssVery
2 months ago
Bi-curious Female, 43
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Master of Sex
My dad owned a small clothing factory in Lebanon back in the day (80s-mid 90s)..sports wear, silkscreen printing etc..
He used to always get a (massively chunky) copy of La Redoute to flick through the clothing sections and to see what's the latest in Europe..(yes La Redoute was highly regarded back then).
I would sit at his desk and perv over 2 things..
1- the toy pages
and when no one was looking..
2- the women's lingerie pages..lacy bras and body suites..and if you looked a bit close you could definitely see a bit of muff..
can't pinpoint exact age..but definitely pre-teen..
He used to always get a (massively chunky) copy of La Redoute to flick through the clothing sections and to see what's the latest in Europe..(yes La Redoute was highly regarded back then).
I would sit at his desk and perv over 2 things..
1- the toy pages
and when no one was looking..
2- the women's lingerie pages..lacy bras and body suites..and if you looked a bit close you could definitely see a bit of muff..
can't pinpoint exact age..but definitely pre-teen..
Master of Sex
Quote by barrybarry2005
Ladies, can I have some advice please. My girlfriend shaves her pussy with her ladyshave, but its still a bit stubbly, which makes it sore for both of us when we have sex. I have tried shaving it with a “Bic” type of razor, which definitely is a bit smoother, but even though I go very careful, she is always worried I may nick her and I still end up with a bit of stubble on her inner lips, which still makes us sore. She doesn’t fancy waxing. Can any of you give me advice on making a smoother shave. Thanks
how coarse is it down there? :eeek:
Sod girly razors with moisture strips and what not. I use a MAN razor
Much closer shave, might get a few pesky dodgers, but I'm still perplexed how that would lead to soreness..and for both of you?..If you can't handle waxing, try laser :twisted:
Master of Sex
SH has come to my rescue over several issues in the past year, let's see if I can score on this one too (no pun intended..or maybe it is, i'll check you profile first :twisted: )
It's simple, I am disputing a matter with a fitness instructor. I believe he's breached his contract with me and I would like a partial refund. I need though some help wording my letter to him... Anyone here a smarty pants in these things and would check my draft for me? pretty please please? I really want to make sure I word it properly, yes I've tried CAB, they've given me info but not help writing it down..
PM me!! x
It's simple, I am disputing a matter with a fitness instructor. I believe he's breached his contract with me and I would like a partial refund. I need though some help wording my letter to him... Anyone here a smarty pants in these things and would check my draft for me? pretty please please? I really want to make sure I word it properly, yes I've tried CAB, they've given me info but not help writing it down..
PM me!! x
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Quote by GnV
If you feel that way you should report to your local police station and give yourself up as there is a crimnal investigation into this matter which is currently ongoing.
Your admission that you are responsible for selling horsemeat that you have labelled as beef is very enlightening, I haven't done that so whilst I have probably eaten it without my knowledge (and often with my knowledge) I will not be confessing to anything.
:confused:
Where did Ty admit to being responsible for selling horsemeat that he had labelled as beef?
His only admission was to eating it with full knowledge in France where horsemeat is freely available and labeled as such.
Or did I miss something?
Quote by tyracer
i ate horse in france and to be honest didnt batter an eyelid.
we are to blame for all of this because we are greedy and demand cheaper food prices.
so you have to put up with suppliers cutting corners and serving up something which looks like it says on the packet.
supermarkets hammer farmers and meat suppliers who in turn make less profits while asda and tescos ramp up the prices.
so rats milk,cheeses and horse burgers have to be expected.
value range foods are just that.
Master of Sex
Quote by Geordiecpl2001
Like many people we've gone to clubs, often travelling a long way, to find very few people in them.
Once we were the only people in a club on a Friday night at 10pm, then another couple came in, we got chatting to them, then had a great time with them in a playroom, so in the end it was well worth it. It's not how many people are in a club, but finding the RIGHT people in a club !!
In fact, if we know the club is having a special party night and its going to be packed we don't expect much sexual fun, as the private playrooms will be full all night and an orgy room is not really our scene. So we go to party nights to expect a "party" with a sexual atmosphere.
John & Shel
that's what I was hoping for that night, especially as I was there with friends who don't play at all and were just there to soak it all in..
and yes, always about the Right people..at clubs, online, in meets, in forums...
Master of Sex
Quote by robbo-bi1
You think they should give you free entry if its quiet then ????
Maybe next time I go to the match, if its no score I can ask for my money back !!!!!
Get real woman and welcome to the world of the swingers club.......................
Assuming 'score' is a metaphor for 'get laid', and so, no, ofcourse not. Even if no one scored, you still enjoyed the event. But if you turned up and it was an empty stadium with just the lawnmower on the field then yes, you should ask for your money back..or a massive discount next time, or anything that would resemble good customer service so that you would go again to the event/venue.
Just because it's called a "sex club" doesn't mean the owners shouldn't care about the customers' experience both good or bad as you would do when running any business..
Master of Sex
Quote by robbo-bi1
So a single guy goes to a club, its a bit quiet and he gets no action.
He gets drunk as a skunk and comes on here to complain about it.
One has to wonder about the double standards that have suddenly raised their heads.
One has to wonder if people read threads and replies properly. No one complained about not "getting any action" at the club. I am discussing paying a large entry fee to an empty club, which a single guy is completely within his right to complain about too.
As I said to Pebble..it's about a about lack of an atmosphere rather than lack of sex.
:wink:
Master of Sex
Quote by pebble
Sorry to hear the outing was uneventful! A bit shocking to hear they'd leave the club running with next to nobody in it. But maybe they also hoped the evening would pick up, just like you did. I wonder if they would have given you a refund or free future entry if you had complained and/or asked for it.
But for the sake of argument...
I completely appreciate that clubs have running costs, but we're not just paying to go into a club on it's own..I feel we are paying for an experience that in this situation is just impossible to have..
Isn't what you pay for the right to use the facilities, no meets or play guaranteed? Isn't this complain getting too close to the complain of certain guys who expect sexual gratification because they have paid their fees? (whether on site or in club)
yes yes... I see what you mean..I guess I didn't mean specifically "play experience".. Talking to like-minded people would be part of the experience for me.. The thrill is not having sex in paid-for facilities, it's the ambiance (pardon the cheesy term
), the vibe, the sexual energy of people flowing in the room..And nice to see you back Pebble!! x
Master of Sex
Recently(was a saturday night), spent a whole bunch of money to go with a few friends (including a newbie we wanted to entertain!) to a sex club.. the cab there and back nearly wiped us out.. only to find that the 5 people who were there, left the place soon after we arrived.. So a huge 2 story club had just...us..2 couples and single gal..
Yes, these places are hit and miss, but the size of the venue just made it so much more obvious! Anyone else had similar experience? I know that you can ring up a venue in advance and enquire about the night and the numbers, but do you think the owners should let us know at the door before we fork out a fortune? I completely appreciate that clubs have running costs, but we're not just paying to go into a club on it's own..I feel we are paying for an experience that in this situation is just impossible to have..I would have atleast offered us free entry next time we came..espeically when you can see how disappointed we all were..
Having said all that, don't worry, I did get drunk as a skunk and luckily one of the friends stepped in and gave me something to chew on while I reflected on our night once back home.. :twisted:
Yes, these places are hit and miss, but the size of the venue just made it so much more obvious! Anyone else had similar experience? I know that you can ring up a venue in advance and enquire about the night and the numbers, but do you think the owners should let us know at the door before we fork out a fortune? I completely appreciate that clubs have running costs, but we're not just paying to go into a club on it's own..I feel we are paying for an experience that in this situation is just impossible to have..I would have atleast offered us free entry next time we came..espeically when you can see how disappointed we all were..
Having said all that, don't worry, I did get drunk as a skunk and luckily one of the friends stepped in and gave me something to chew on while I reflected on our night once back home.. :twisted:
Master of Sex
Quote by Joewally
i was on this site for many years and have only recently returned.
my view of sh is not to expect meets from it as it is mostly a cam chat website.
i went to another site and within 3 months had met some nice couples and ladies from it which to me proved the point.
lots of people talk the talk here but cannot walk it and have the 'look at my circle of friends' attitude to make themselves believe they are swingers.
they are not. just wannabees.
sorry if i upset you but i tell it like it is.
this is how it is for me(single fem): I have been a member for just under a year and I have met a number of other singles (some just for social fun) and a few couples..and made close friends..from amongst the fakes and timewasters bla bla bla this is the internet, all to be expected, I don't think it is an SH specific thing.
No it's not! i'm here because i'm a filthy sex pest who loves fucking women......
erh... if they'll let me ...... just one would be good ..... please????
Ladies, if not for his shagging skills at least meet him for his mortgage tips! :twisted:
Master of Sex
Quote by tyracer
i was on this site for many years and have only recently returned.
my view of sh is not to expect meets from it as it is mostly a cam chat website.
i went to another site and within 3 months had met some nice couples and ladies from it which to me proved the point.
lots of people talk the talk here but cannot walk it and have the 'look at my circle of friends' attitude to make themselves believe they are swingers.
they are not. just wannabees.
sorry if i upset you but i tell it like it is.
this is how it is for me(single fem): I have been a member for just under a year and I have met a number of other singles (some just for social fun) and a few couples..and made close friends..from amongst the fakes and timewasters bla bla bla this is the internet, all to be expected, I don't think it is an SH specific thing.
Master of Sex
Quote by GnV
We went to the supermarket at 10 last night, no crowds :-)
Then went driving round the lanes in the south hams looking for cars stuck in the flood water then dragging them out!
We normally go to the 24hr supermarket at 6am in our PJs and a coat on morning of Xmas eve. It's bliss. Shelves are super stocked, handful of people, shop, pay, back to bed by 7
Followed by some quality sex???
My use of the pronoun "we" is quite misleading..well atleast for this year.. No early morning spooning for me waaaah
And since I've been very naughty this year, doubt Santa will be leaving any erect parcels under the tree.. Unless Mrs Claus is with him and wants to spank me herself?..
Master of Sex
Quote by Stevie_and_Kitty
We went to the supermarket at 10 last night, no crowds :-)
Then went driving round the lanes in the south hams looking for cars stuck in the flood water then dragging them out!
We normally go to the 24hr supermarket at 6am in our PJs and a coat on morning of Xmas eve. It's bliss. Shelves are super stocked, handful of people, shop, pay, back to bed by 7
Master of Sex
Quote by skinny
I believe it's fairly commonplace, on sites of this nature, for people to post pictures which are not of themselves. I've visited a number of sites, over the years, and I'm sure I've seen the same pics on numerous occasions, allegedly of different people altogether. Caution's always advised of course, but then if someone's only interested in pics then the rest is pure fantasy anyway. Then of course, on the matter of wives, unless you've seen her, or someone's vouched for her, it's best to assume that this in itself is make believe. It's something which is much talked about in the forums over the years. If you search old posts I'm sure you'll find something on all of these points.
i for one am still suspicious this head of hair is yours...:silly:
Master of Sex
Quote by Trevaunance
In fairness he hasn't done anything that many others have done, including me!
But to answer the question, the only way you will know is if you talk openly with each other.
and if she is up for it.. just think of all the wasted years you could have been exploring and having filthy fun together if you had opened up and spoken honestly about your fantasies and desires rather than hiding them in here..
let us know how it goes! goodluck!
Master of Sex
Quote by Trevaunance
No miss, what I'm trying to say is that someone who doesn't cheat will happily say they are part of a couple and have no interest in meeting for sex.
Now it might seem strange to some, but as a single guy I was quite happy to put it about left, right and centre with no questions asked. I had no ties and therefore I acted like a single guy.
I'm having one of those times when it's hard to express myself in a written way, but hopefully you might see where I'm coming from?
You must be, still confused, you might have to explain it in person :twisted:
I can't work out if your comment was arguing against me or with me
