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30 Jan 2005

............ until everyone is half naked and shagging all over! :twisted:

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30 Jan 2005

So wasn't the AA man fit enough for you to ask if he wanted to join in? :twisted:

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30 Jan 2005

Congratulations to you both, couldn't happen to a nicer couple biggrin

Wishing you both a long happy life together xxxxxxx

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29 Jan 2005

Quote by lucyuktv2
Tizer! :lol:

do they still make that!?
YEP! It's my second favourite soft drink, I switch onto it at night when coke would keep me awake and give me headaches.

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29 Jan 2005

Tizer!

:lol:

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28 Jan 2005

A good old rampant rabbit does it for me, or some handcuffs :twisted: As for clothes, the less the better biggrin

Nice outfits you've picked there tho.

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28 Jan 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
responsible for his wierdness
dont look at me him or him
does tim really look like badly drawn boy :

I'm looking at you all :jagsatwork: you naughty warwicks

:smackbottom:
I don't really know what badly drawn boy looks like but he does look like his avatar. dunno

Jas
XXX
And very cute he is too Jas biggrin

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28 Jan 2005

Bugger, think I need to try a bit harder with the ladies, I couldn't get her to do anything!

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28 Jan 2005

I'm with them, or I would be if I had a cock lol

:twisted:
Seriously, I would have to have a damn good play and see what it's like to wank and have my balls fondled, then I would get really upset because I couldn't get laid from my first 'wanna shag' PM. :lol:

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28 Jan 2005

Quote by Lazeeboy
Look,my man meat looks nothin like it's been roughed up by a cheese grater.
So FFS! get on wiyh it!!!

Gives up chewing and fetches the cheese grater

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28 Jan 2005

Quote by Nicole-tv
LOL
How about this for the single ladies out there?

Get in quick...... only 55 minutes to go

Poor lad has no bids at all bless! Mind you being from a place called Mold doesn't help with the state of his skin!!! :shock:

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28 Jan 2005

So how about:
Dear Sir/Madam
E=MC2, 2+2=4 I am also good at spelling (there's the educated intelligent bit).
I also like being taken doggy style with a 10in dildo, if that's ok with you thank you please biggrin

Did I ever tell you why the chicken crossed the road? (humour bit)
Yours sincerely
MQ

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28 Jan 2005

The link for clothing on the left of the screen goes to a site where they have some lovely lingerie, I'm about the same size and got a lovely white fluffy basque from there smile

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28 Jan 2005

Quote by Lazeeboy
Look,I wanna come outta this with a knob like raw mince,so feckin get down there and star bitin!FFS!

Sinks her teeth into Lbs cock until he screams...............

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28 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Bloody hell they a right set of timewasters MQ, not even got undressed yet ffs
Bev
xx

FFS! Who are these people? I've been wearing nowt but a pair of stripey socks for hours waiting for this!

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28 Jan 2005

yippeeee!! We are officially swingers now Bev biggrin

OK now we need a hotel room or a completely normal middle class suburban house to meet up in as per the documentaries............

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28 Jan 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
MQ I think it counts, we can always blame Sarge if they try to get us on a technicality
Bev
xx

Great, and it looks like we have a couple of blokes too, should we make them put their car keys in a bowl and pick one of us out?
Nooo!! With my luck I'd pick out the other bloke!!!! :shock: :shock: redface

ops: :oops: :lol: :lol:
OK maybe Bevs idea is better, come on then you three, let's 'ave ya! :twisted:

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28 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
MQ I think it counts, we can always blame Sarge if they try to get us on a technicality
Bev
xx

Great, and it looks like we have a couple of blokes too, should we make them put their car keys in a bowl and pick one of us out?

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28 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Hmmmm maybe if we both pleasured each other with a dildo?
Bev
xx

Yeah why not, even if we are rejected we can have fun trying :twisted: :twisted:

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28 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oh go on then lol, you twisted my arm
69?
Bev
xx

Does 69 count as proper swinging though? Wouldn't want to be rejected on technicalilties!

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28 Jan 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Who cares anway. All meat is murder. Why do people think it's OK to kill a cow/sheep/pig/chicken, but not a dog? Never understood that.

I got the impression you quite like to fill your mouth with a big chunk of meat Blue wink

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As long as it's still alive, yes :twisted: . But it's quite perverse to have a desire to consume dead bodies. Very odd behaviour indeed :shock:
Hmmm, good point! Never thought of it like that before.
Bestial-necrophilia ewwwww!!!

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28 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
God MQ, we're such utter timewasters
Bev
xx

Sorry for wasting your time Bev, wanna shag? lol

:twisted:

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28 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Well if you're not having sex right now, you can't be. So I'm not either.

Dammit! Must try harder and send more 'wanna fuck?' pms........

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28 Jan 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Who cares anway. All meat is murder. Why do people think it's OK to kill a cow/sheep/pig/chicken, but not a dog? Never understood that.

I got the impression you quite like to fill your mouth with a big chunk of meat Blue wink

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28 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
MQ do you have a husband? Does he have a car?

Errrmmm no on both counts! Shit does that mean I'm not a real swinger?

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28 Jan 2005

Nobody's picked my husbands car keys yet :cry:

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28 Jan 2005

Quote by KcKat
ANY REAL SWINGERS ?

Errrrrrrr????
WTF? dunno

Has anyone seen any round here recently? :dunno:
Just sussed it out MQ.
Check out his profile - he's a Comedian! rolleyes

:roll:
So what's the punchline???? :dunno:

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28 Jan 2005

Quote by KcKat
ANY REAL SWINGERS ?

Errrrrrrr????
WTF? dunno

Has anyone seen any round here recently? :dunno:

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28 Jan 2005

Quote by little gem
Gem, I don`t have one It broke! :cry:
nuff of the one liners you buggers! Cheers for that Gem! :huh:
Venusxxx

I managed to break mine too! Blew the batteries up and still havent got around to replacing it yet! redface

Maybe my talented nipples could write you a one liner to keep you amused! ;)
:rascal:
I'm having an Ann Summers party on Tuesday if you don't mind spending most of your money on travelling here instead of just buying online like sensible people lol

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28 Jan 2005

You could bring it up casually in conversation, her reaction will tell you if she is repulsed by the idea or interested.
TIP If she says OMG I WOULDN'T DARE DO THAT! It usually means you're out of luck! lol

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