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Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 53

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Quote by Marya
Mr Chips on Church Street is the best chippy in town and don't believe the hype about The Magpie.
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I always thought the queue outside the Magpie was a little excessive and unnecessary when there are other perfectly good chippies close by biggrin
The one and only time I tried them I had one hell of a job pulling my knickers up without them pinging off so I would recommend going commando to avoid this problem :twisted:
Quote by Calista
I once interviewed a guy called Gordon Bennett!!!
Which for anyone not familiar is a form of exclamation round these parts (at least) along the lines of "Oh good god!" or "Fuck me!" (that's not a request btw)
C xx

Damn! rolleyes lol
My mind is boggling at the thought of haivng an orgasm when driving, I would probably end up crashing! :shock:
I was on a training scheme with Michael Jackson, fortunately not the famous one rolleyes
Well let us know what happens when you ring her them Sean, good luck xxx biggrin
Did you accredit it to the original author? Plagiarism isn't allowed as far as I know.
I admit I feel a little uncomfortable with the thought of playing with someone who is old enough to be my parent but I'm starting to calm down a little on that score! My current plans include a guy who is only 2 years younger than my dad!
I always went for younger men as a rule but I have had my eyes opened by a few older, more experienced guys who showed me a trick or two wink Experience is more of an issue than age IMO, I do prefer a man who knows what he's doing now :twisted:
In my case I have always been bi but circumstances, social conditioning and the lack of opportunity to openly admit to it held me back. I had a crush on a girl at school when I was 14 so I know that it's always been lurking. The biggest knock back was a few years ago when I told a bi friend that I thought I was bi too. She laughed and said 'it's one of those things we all go through phases blah blah blah' and brushed it off just like that. So I never dared say anything for a long time after that.
It came to the fore again when I was with my ex bf and we were both fantasising about having another woman with us while we had sex, I went into great detail what I would do with her, it all came spilling out. Then I discovered SH and realised quite quickly that I wasn't odd really, I just needed to find the right people to 'come out' to. Now I don't give a flying fig who knows, this is me yippee! biggrin
I never wear tights or stockings normally so when I dress up, yes I do feel sexy. I prefer hold ups to suspenders and feeling a hand sliding up my legs to the bare patch at the top feels fantastic! The short skirt thing is new to me as well, I'm a trousers girl in RL so the breeze you get is great and knowing that everyone can see the lace at the top of my stockings mmmmmmmmm!
Aww don't ya wanna be my pony boy? :twisted: whip :whip:
I'm sure there'll be enough seats to go round, and if not there'll be plenty of faces to be sat on :twisted:
Are we having a theme for the night again this time? I felt rather naughty when Miss Judy told me off for having my skirt too short :twisted:
I've just got a PVC skirt from ebay so praying it fits me, looks a bit big but hey if it falls off, sod it biggrin :twisted:
Quote by goody
my first time was in a swimming pool in portugal and then 6 months later in another swimming pool in center parcs in elveden forest

You lost your virginity twice?????? :shock:
I know what emetophilia is and it's sick! :shock: lol
I have a friend the same, my god would I love to get him in the sack!
Unfortunately he came out after being married so he's already been there and done that and didn't like it much rolleyes
Quote by Cicero
I chose Cicero 'cos I'm into Ancient History. I was thinking in this, election year, I'd never vote for Mark Anthony "cos he cut my head and hands off so I couldn't give oral nor have a wank!!

I would have thought if your head was cut off there'd be quite a few things you couldn't do any more........... :shock:
Aww Seanie you'll do just fine hunny, just flash em that smile of yours and one of your fab hugs and they'll be putty in your hands wink biggrin
Quote by SunBunny
Mine was a rather uninspired shortening of a nick I use elsewhere as I couldn't think of anything interesting when I registered.

As I'm sure I have already mentioned to you my favourite rubber glove lady, I used to think you were Mary Quant...then I realised she was long dead. lol
I like MQ. Very mysterious.. . . . . wink
I do like the Mary Quant thing, hmmmm maybe I should start wearing black and white dresses.................. biggrin
Mine was a rather uninspired shortening of a nick I use elsewhere as I couldn't think of anything interesting when I registered.
Boring really rolleyes
There is a story behind my nick but I can't tell it without revealing my proper nick which I'm not going to do.
now that sounds interesting!
Judy my lovely, come and tell all about Neils first trip to the Village biggrin
Quote by little gem
You will just have to wait and see MQ!
But as long as that "looking" is with your tongue I'm sure things could be arranged for a little viewing at Blue's! ;)
Minx??? Me??? Nooooooo! ;) :twisted:

Hmmmmmmmmm sounds interesting :twisted:
Of course the only straight in the village can be seen on Canal Street on a Saturday night looking bemused lol
ooo Gem get your clit hood done. But only as long as I can have a good look at Blues party :twisted: wink
I want that one
I don't want that one
I want that one
I hate that Fearne Cotton woman, she's going out with the lust of my life evil