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2 Feb 2005

I wouldn't reveal anything that could be traced back to passwords but my porn name (by one of the methods, which one I am not revealing :P) sounds more like a bloody TV gardener than a porn star! I blame my eldest for naming our hamster after a Thomas the Tank Engine character rolleyes

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It's Percy Caudwell!!!!! lol

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Actually, thanks to my ex husbands surname, my REAL name sounds like a bloody joke (thanks you tosser! evil

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2 Feb 2005

I can't get my head around posting pics but there are a few lurking around SH from Blue and Satins party and Clare and Steves redface

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2 Feb 2005

The best quickie I've had was with a young guy I hadn't met previously but had spoken to online. I had been to an Ann Summers party and felt a bit horny after playing with the toys there. I got home about 11pm, logged on and started chatting with him. After 5 mins of saying how horny we both felt I said 'come on over'. WIthin 20 mins he was on my sofa and we were shagging for all we were worth :twisted: He didn't stay long as it was late and we both had to get to bed (to sleep!) but it was a good shag! Only saw him once again since then and it wasn't so good that time so I reckon it was the urgency of it all that really got us both going and made it so enjoyable.
So it can be good, but I also love the sessions where we can spend more time together and try lots of fun things :twisted:

2 Feb 2005

Me, Christina Aguilera and Jim Morrison (when he was alive of course!) Sexy and dirty mmmmm!

2 Feb 2005

Music, sex, computer, music, sex, computer, music, sex, computer......... yup that keeps me busy most of the day! Oh and shopping if I have a pocketful of cash but that doesn't happen so often rolleyes

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2 Feb 2005

Can we have a category for those of us who couldn't give a monkeys chuff? rolleyes

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1 Feb 2005

Quote by JudyTV
Awwwwwww....PLEASE, please , please let me spank you either by hand or with croppy, you have a lovely bum as I recall and it really should be spanked honey. You can hand spank me in return .
Judy
Official bottom spanker and ridding crop wielder for SH parties.

wellllllllllllllllllllll maybe I'll have a little think about it................. but you have to promise to be gentle with me (at first anyway :wink: )

1 Feb 2005

That's great to hear Sal. I know myself that I have had my ego boosted hugely since I took my first tentative steps into the swinging scene. Now I have no problems about wearing a short skirt and I am quite proud of my boobs and the attention they attract! I still have hangups about the bits I hate but the positive attention I have received has helped me hugely to build my confidence and now there's at least one part of my life where I can be somebody that I actually enjoy being.

31 Jan 2005

Holds up hand in the air
Another bi fem present!

31 Jan 2005

Quote by JudyTV
I felt rather naughty when Miss Judy told me off for having my skirt too short :twisted:

Hi MQ
I don't remember telling you off honey, unless it was because I wanted to punish you. I did want to spank you but you were very much preoccupied so I didnt get the chance. But hopefully there will be other times.
Anyway, what skirt? lol

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. As I recall your skirt spent a great deal of the time either up around your waist or not there at all. Very nice tho wink

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. :lol:. We must chat more next time dear biggrin

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Judy .......................Official bottom spanker and ridding crop wielder for SH parties.
It was right at the start when you first arrive Judy, you flicked my skirt with the crop and said 'that skirts a bit short!' :D Not sure I dare be spanked by you, I'm only a beginner you know :shock: :lol: As for the skirt, yeah you're right maybe I shouldn't bother next time........ :twisted:

31 Jan 2005

shudders at the thought of how long a confessional would have to be to get through everything!

31 Jan 2005

Best recommendation I can make is to do your own, beg borrow or steal a cam and do it to your tastes then it's got to be right!
Can't say I've seen the perfect porn but what's available is interesting enough for now lol!

31 Jan 2005

This is quite interesting, seen it advertised on TV, don't know if it will change much in reality but it's nice to see an effort being made

Like you though BBW I'm a big girl and I have had no problems attracting interested swinging partners and I'm having a great time!

31 Jan 2005

Who only put 5p in! lol

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:lol: Only kidding, well done everyone, a good time was had by all and you did something for a damn good cause too!

31 Jan 2005

Quote by chick0074
I know you were, babe, and it was a good point which is why I answered it.
I can imagine someone reading my ad, liking what they read, looking at our pics and liking what they see, then notice my piercing and say "oh no maybe not after all, she has a piercing".
I reckon such people are few and far between - and like I said, those are the kind of narrow minded people you'd want to weed out early!
Rachel

I don't think it's narrow mindedness, more like fear in a way. I have mental images of condoms ripping against piercings and the bars and rings getting caught and tearing skin. I know that they are designed to be safe but I do feel a bit squeamish about them. I wouldn't say it would completely put me off playing with someone, on the contrary I'm VERY curious about them but there is that wariness in my mind too.

31 Jan 2005

I like pease pudding but with some nice cooked ham mmmmm Even nicer if you get those bread buns with cheese on top, one of my favourite snacks.

31 Jan 2005

Quote by BigDanny12999
What we have so far is...
Sperm for Procreation. Obviously A wank in a cup is all that's necessary To mow the lawn.. I can do that myself!To fix the roof/plumbing/electrics etc I changed a fuse the other day :P
To work the remote properly... I even set my sky remote to work the TV :P
To advize women how to drive correctly (struggling now....) and women can get cheaper car insurance why???
errrm.....to change light-bulbs... NOW you're struggling!
To play rugby and wear tight shorts.... Aw come on what's better than a woman in tight shorts getting all muddy and playing rough :twisted:
That is it. I am sure that we came up with more sensible ones at the time, but I cannot remember them now....

31 Jan 2005

Bez - shag as long as he kept his gob shut!!!
Vanessa Feltz

31 Jan 2005

Quote by Notts4Fun
shoot
jordan

Shag!
Claire Sweeney....
SLAP! Then SHOOT!
Justin from the Darkness seeing as nobody answered that one :P

31 Jan 2005

Aww i wanna take back my vote and vote for yummy Gem and Jam biggrin

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31 Jan 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
david beckham.....shoot
Anthony Kiedis (Red Hot Chili Peppers lead singer)

MARRY so I could shag him all the time!!! :twisted:
Justin Hawkins of the Darkness

31 Jan 2005

Quote by Bloke2005
B A N G !
Jeremy Sheffield.. Okay - he was the guy in the Natalie Imbruglia 'Torn' video and went on to be in Holby City

Still don't know who he is! Is he a swinger? biggrin

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31 Jan 2005

Sorry Gem, I'm with Sarge here, BLEURGH to both concoctions! Now a nice crisp sarnie or banana sarnie would be much nicer!
Just a quiet word Gemhave you been feeling sick in the mornings recently at all?

31 Jan 2005

Quote by hans dip

On the contrary, I think religion is one of those subjects where you can tread a fine line on whether you will offend someones beliefs.

true, though i'm unsure how many practicing catholiics/muslims/etc would be active members of a web community dedicated to practices specifically frowned upon by said religion...
i'm pretty sure most of us take a similar mix & match approach to religion as yourself, but what i'm interested in isn't so much current religious views as the religion you were brought up with, and whether you feel this has influenced your sexuality in any way?
I can't say that religion has ever played a big part in my life, the Lords Prayer and a couple of hymns at school was about it for me! So in my case, religion hasn't affected my sexuality, although there are a lot of other aspects of my upbringing I suspect that have made me the person I am.

31 Jan 2005

PLEASE wear the basque Blue :twisted:
And Judy, white boots mmmmmmm!! :twisted: :twisted:

31 Jan 2005

Quote by hans dip
There's a "perv community"?
I have my views on the relationship between religion and attitudes to sex, but I'm not going to go into them here as I'm sure I'll offend a lot of people.

i just mean people of an alternative sexuality in general, rather than an actual community as such (though surely sh can be seen as a perv community of a sort)...
why not share your views? i'm sure it'd be pretty hard to offend most of the people on here... smile

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On the contrary, I think religion is one of those subjects where you can tread a fine line on whether you will offend someones beliefs.
As an atheist myself, I have my own set of morals and standards and as long as I stick to them I am true to myself and have no worries about betraying anyone. My own attitude probably reflects some religious beliefs anyway but I don't accredit them to any particular religion as there are aspects of every religion I am aware of that I do or don't agree with and therefore I cannot commit myself to any of them.
There are good and bad people in any walk of life though and to tar everyone of a particular religion with the same brush is wrong.

30 Jan 2005

OK enough of the name dropping - where are the PICCYS???

30 Jan 2005

Drops down on her knees and PRAYS that her ex hubby will have the kids cos he's being an awkward twunt mad

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30 Jan 2005

I get a bit fed up cos I love it a bit rough but my lady bits aren't so keen sad

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I have ended up with a couple of very embarrassing problems :shock:

30 Jan 2005

Quote by Rainbows
............ until everyone is half naked and shagging all over! :twisted:

at a kids party?? :shock: :shock: OMG they DO grow up quick these days!!!!! :shock: :shock:
OH I didn't realise it was a KIDS party, sorry one track mind got in the way again lol

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At a kids party it's not a realy party until at least one child has puked and another is hurried away by an upset parent after the child has badgered another kid into thumping him!