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Over 90 days ago
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:twisted:I don't see the problem of having legalised or 'tolerance' zones in towns and cities where sex workers can ply their trade. There is always going to be a demand for prostitutes, it's the oldest profession as they say, it's never going to go away. If they locate them in areas where they are not going to be near peoples homes then why not? I can understand people being upset and angry when girls are touting on their street and they get kerbcrawlers propositioning them and the area gets a reputation but if it is, for instance, an industrial estate which is pretty much empty at night, why not?
My highest priority would be to protect sex workers, to have a safe place they can work with advice, health checks and condoms readily available. If the authorities really thought about it and stopped viewing it with the hysteria of the right wing press in their minds then it would make perfect sense. Acceptance is the only way to go IMO.
My highest priority would be to protect sex workers, to have a safe place they can work with advice, health checks and condoms readily available. If the authorities really thought about it and stopped viewing it with the hysteria of the right wing press in their minds then it would make perfect sense. Acceptance is the only way to go IMO.
WOOHOOOO!!! I share mine with VIN DIESEL <swoon>
Also Martha Reeves (singer?)
Hunter S. Thompson
Paul Verhoeven (film director)
Dick Button :dunno: Sounds like a porn star with a small willy
John Glenn :dunno:
Nelson Mandela
Harriet Nelson :dunno:
Richard 'red' Skelton :dunno:
Hume Cronyn :dunno:
George 'machine gun' Kelly! :dunno:
Also Martha Reeves (singer?)
Hunter S. Thompson
Paul Verhoeven (film director)
Dick Button :dunno: Sounds like a porn star with a small willy
John Glenn :dunno:
Nelson Mandela
Harriet Nelson :dunno:
Richard 'red' Skelton :dunno:
Hume Cronyn :dunno:
George 'machine gun' Kelly! :dunno:
I haven't been to a club yet but the general consensus is that you don't have to do anything you don't want to do. Take your cues from others, usually 'regulars' will start the action off first and if they are doing it then chances are it's ok. If anything happens you don't want to get involved in, don't get involved, simple as that.
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'Happy Valentines Day Shag Buddy'
Nah - call 'em 'Body Buddy' cards - is far more warm & fuzzy (my first threesome partner used to call us that back when I was 16, so I can vouch for its sentimental value).
~Reese!
Hmm body buddies sounds quite cute
But what about the fact that I would have to buy around half a dozen of them??????? :shock: I think it all depends on what the message of the card is too. If it's a sexy one carrying a sexy message, or a heartfelt friends type one then yes that would be lovely, but if it is purely a shagging partner type of relationship then an 'I Love You' card could be a little too full on if the feeling isn't mutual. Mind you, I am happy to recieve cards and presents any time! 
Awwww I went from tears to turned on in 1 second flat with those pics! You both looked fantastic, even when dressed! But seriously Vix your dress was beautiful and the whole thing looked so personal and perfect instead of the usual run of the mill weddings. The cake was fantastic - wow! I'm only sad that I missed the before and after parties - WOW!
But seriously Vix your dress was beautiful and the whole thing looked so personal and perfect instead of the usual run of the mill weddings. The cake was fantastic - wow! I'm only sad that I missed the before and after parties - WOW! Quote by JudyTV
Awwwwwww....PLEASE, please , please let me spank you either by hand or with croppy, you have a lovely bum as I recall and it really should be spanked honey. You can hand spank me in return.
Judy
Official bottom spanker and ridding crop wielder for SH parties.
wellllllllllllllllllllll maybe I'll have a little think about it................. but you have to promise to be gentle with me (at first anyway :wink: )
Hello little girlie
Come and sit on Auntie Judy's knee sweetie. We can have a little chat and talk about the levels of pleasure you would like me to take you too. I promise to be gentle and allow you to enjoy the wonderful and exciting journey of tingling delight. :wink: .
Judy
Official bottom spanker and ridding crop wielder for SH parties. Welcome to Judy's world.
OOOOOHHHH I feel all funny Aunty Judy!! :shock:
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Sorry Blue and Satin, I'm going to have to pull out of this now. I have loads of events coming up and just can't manage to get a babysitter for the 12th as well
Hope you all have fun, at least I won't have to quake on the couch now lol
Aww angel sorry to hear you can't come, I would have been happy to join you on the couch
A list of actual announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to their passengers...
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologise for the delay to your service. I know you're all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be married to my ex-wife, in which case you'll want to cross over to the Westbound and go in the opposite direction".
"Your delay this evening is caused by the line controller suffering from E & B syndrome, not knowing his elbow from his backside. I'll let you know any further information as soon as I'm given any."
"Do you want the good news first or the bad news? The good news is that last Friday was my birthday and I hit the town and had a great time. The bad news is that there is a points failure somewhere between Stratford and East Ham, which means we probably won't reach our destination."
"Ladies and gentlemen, we apologise for the delay, but there is a security alert at Victoria station and we are therefore stuck here for the foreseeable future, so let's take our minds off it and pass some time together. All together now....'Ten green bottles, hanging on a wall.....'".
"We are now travelling through Baker Street, as you can see Baker Street is closed. It would have been nice if they had actually told me, so I could tell you earlier, but no, they don't think about things like that".
"Beggars are operating on this train, please do NOT encourage these professional beggars, if you have any spare change, please give it to a registered charity, failing that, give it to me."
During an extremely hot rush hour on the Central Line, the driver announced in a West Indian drawl: "step right this way for the sauna, ladies and gentleman... unfortunately towels are not provided".
"Let the passengers off the train FIRST!" (Pause ...) "Oh go on then, stuff yourselves in like sardines, see if I care - I'm going home...."
"Please allow the doors to not to confuse this with 'Please hold the doors open'. The two are distinct and separate instructions."
"Please note that the beeping noise coming from the doors means that the doors are about to close. It does not mean throw yourself or your bags into the doors."
"We can't move off because some idiot has their f****ng hand stuck in the door"
"To the gentleman wearing the long grey coat trying to get on the second carriage - what part of 'stand clear of the doors' don't you understand?"
"Please move all baggage away from the doors (Pause..) Please move ALL belongings away from the doors (Pause...) This is a personal message to the man in the brown suit wearing glasses at the rear of the train - put the pie down, four-eyes, and move your bloody golf clubs away from the door before I come down there and shove them up your a**e sideways"
"May I remind all passengers that there is strictly no smoking allowed on any part of the Underground. However, if you are smoking a joint, it's only fair that you pass it round the rest of the carriage".
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologise for the delay to your service. I know you're all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be married to my ex-wife, in which case you'll want to cross over to the Westbound and go in the opposite direction".
"Your delay this evening is caused by the line controller suffering from E & B syndrome, not knowing his elbow from his backside. I'll let you know any further information as soon as I'm given any."
"Do you want the good news first or the bad news? The good news is that last Friday was my birthday and I hit the town and had a great time. The bad news is that there is a points failure somewhere between Stratford and East Ham, which means we probably won't reach our destination."
"Ladies and gentlemen, we apologise for the delay, but there is a security alert at Victoria station and we are therefore stuck here for the foreseeable future, so let's take our minds off it and pass some time together. All together now....'Ten green bottles, hanging on a wall.....'".
"We are now travelling through Baker Street, as you can see Baker Street is closed. It would have been nice if they had actually told me, so I could tell you earlier, but no, they don't think about things like that".
"Beggars are operating on this train, please do NOT encourage these professional beggars, if you have any spare change, please give it to a registered charity, failing that, give it to me."
During an extremely hot rush hour on the Central Line, the driver announced in a West Indian drawl: "step right this way for the sauna, ladies and gentleman... unfortunately towels are not provided".
"Let the passengers off the train FIRST!" (Pause ...) "Oh go on then, stuff yourselves in like sardines, see if I care - I'm going home...."
"Please allow the doors to not to confuse this with 'Please hold the doors open'. The two are distinct and separate instructions."
"Please note that the beeping noise coming from the doors means that the doors are about to close. It does not mean throw yourself or your bags into the doors."
"We can't move off because some idiot has their f****ng hand stuck in the door"
"To the gentleman wearing the long grey coat trying to get on the second carriage - what part of 'stand clear of the doors' don't you understand?"
"Please move all baggage away from the doors (Pause..) Please move ALL belongings away from the doors (Pause...) This is a personal message to the man in the brown suit wearing glasses at the rear of the train - put the pie down, four-eyes, and move your bloody golf clubs away from the door before I come down there and shove them up your a**e sideways"
"May I remind all passengers that there is strictly no smoking allowed on any part of the Underground. However, if you are smoking a joint, it's only fair that you pass it round the rest of the carriage".
Nothing at all wrong with fantasies, I fantasise about stuff that I have done already, and stuff I would like to do, whatever turns me on at the time. Sex ties in very closely with imagination and without sexy thoughts we wouldn't feel sexy. You have to think about having sex with someone to make you want to do it in the end after all!
