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MandH
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 72
Straight Female, 65
0 miles · Bedfordshire

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Quote by BiWelshMinx
Whatchooo want woman ?? :P I have me hands full here you know :twisted:
The bar is that way >>>>>>>>>>>
stick it on posties' tab smile OO and while I am here passionkiss :twisted:
Minx x x

lol
If it's on Posties tab, I'll have a large one of everything wink
Hiya Dippy, Ain't got a clue what it's about and the wench is on her way wink
M
Quote by da69ve
I lost the plot to this series long ago!

did it actually have one Dave?
Posting can reflect the way you are in real life.......... some people can post some very good things in 5 minutes of getting here and almost immediatley become accepted by the community, whilst others take ages to achieve the same thing....
Finally there are others (like me) who post utter bollox most of the time, but hey thats life......
Ultimately you will only ever get a complete picture of what someones like by meeting them, never let anyone try and persuade you to the contrary..
M
Quote by fabio grooverider
Can you take me off the mid munch list please.........sorry to do this to you....at this point i am not in shape mentally to have fun and need some time to work out what i want to do next...
i am sure you will all have a blast
sean xxxxxxxxxxxx

Thats a shame sean, we were looking forward to meeting you......... another time
M & H
OK I've got the brown paper bag over me head........... who fancies a shag :grin:
Quote by fem_4_taboo
oh i wasnt disputing the whole flytipping is wrong, but i thought CTV cammeras with no warning was??
xxx lou xxxx

Nope
And I hope it works.......... fly tippers are a pain in the arse
Quote by LilMissGullable
dunno
I haven't got an american washing machine...

I was married to one once smile
M
Quote by hotrod39
There is, I'd say, a crying need for something more short-term, especially in the London area.

Patience is a virtue wink smile
Anyways I'd always give NN bad reports cos she don't stop talking innocent
Sleazy told me NN Honest :shock:
Quote by ladysteph
but I do think the 'safety cameras' are in most cases no more than revenue collectors.............Steph

Correct steph smile
Paint doesn't work........... the number can be read of the pictures' negative, most detectors are already illegal, GPS will only tell you where static sites are, not the mobile ones........
If you speed then pay attention to what is going on around you........ If yer get caught tough titty......... we all do eventually smile
munch? ........... munch? .................. who mentioned food smile
Well we used to be him'nher cos we're boring an unoriginal...............
then came the site changes and all the sooper dooper new software that can't handle apostrophes (') in user names rolleyes .........................
So we became MandH cos we're boring an unoriginal confused
Quote by westerross
Hang on it said 48 in the original commitment! That's moving the goal posts!

No it's moving the fence posts wink
M
Quote by davej
if I was to post something completely twatish, I would be told about it with the same brusqueness.

You don't post twatish things Dave ...................do you? innocent wink
M
looks like it could be that belated xmas pressie you bought me hun smile
M
Quote by Pete_sw
But, and yes there’s always a but, if I was to be totally honest, I have to admit that there is a little nagging voice tucked deep in the darkest recesses that asks the question, would our lovemaking ever be quite the same again? dunno
feel free to dicuss lol

Well if you've done 27 years together and know each other well, then there should be no reason why it should make any difference........ unless you are the jealous type.
We do mmf quite regularly, and if anything it's made our one on one sex life even better than before, not that we had any complaints with each other anyway wink
Quote by wbchris
should i allow my wife to be serviced by a large cock , i feel deep down she should have the chance to feel a large weapon between her legs confused:

Well you could do, but the thing is when dunno .................. would she be able to fit it in with all the other things she is allowed to do (washing, ironing, cooking, cleaning) innocent wink
Quote by JudyTV
I cant believe how some people just walk with their heads up their ..... armpits and are soooooo uninformed about the site they continually post on. All that is required is to actually read the site changes which are there for all to see and would in fact take less time than grilling people on the forum. I'm sorry but people like that deserve to be charged......Double ! and then some. rolleyes
Jude

Had a good day today Judy? wink smile
Judy does have a point, issues regarding the changes and charging have been discussed to death in the last few weeks....... OK there are some new things that people like, but there is an awful lot that people don't like, and that still need to be sorted. Things that are taken for granted on phpBB forums for example gif images and apostrophes in user names :roll: no longer work The chat room is not without it's problems, and the only people to benefit from the unified login are new users. The rest of us now have "orphaned ads" unless we created a new account just to retrieve our ads. All in all there are a fair few regular users of the site who are disappointed with the changes.
M
Alwright............ if it makes you feel better........... it don't hurt .......................... :eeek:
Quote by wirral_guy
Hi all
Haven't been around for a bit (they made me work for a change!!) and have just come back to this new all-changed site. I've read through a lot of the "it's changed" threads to see what is and isn't working and I can say some things are good and some not so good but I have a question that I haven't been able to find: where's my avatar gone in my profile?

I haven't got it dunno wink
Hi y'all, I'll be seeing postie later, any messages for him innocent :rascal:
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