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MandH
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 72
Straight Female, 65
0 miles · Bedfordshire

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Congratulations to you and Bassman from us Bernie, we hope your happy together
M & H
Quote by cheekychimp
Here it is......a milestone for me...considering I was nearly banned on my very first night...!!
Marcus..... :P

Yeah considering all the threads you start ............ what took yer so long mate? wink
wouldn't mind he only knows one word....................... tets.............. and he spells that wrong an all rolleyes wink
Hi Helen ............ could you make a note that due to the site changes we have had to change our name......... Him'nHer is now MandH ..... looking forward to February
thanks and see you soon
Quote by davej
Is it your turn to be GrandadCam tonight :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Off to do one .............. brb

Now was she talking about me or you Dave :shock:
M
think it was me M couldn't be you cos when I clicked on your cam it wasn't working
oh sodit has it crashed again rolleyes wink
Quote by blonde
Is it your turn to be GrandadCam tonight :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Off to do one .............. brb

Now was she talking about me or you Dave :shock:
M
Quote by davej
I can't see the last picture but I'm pretty sure I know what the answer is. Only problem is that I don't know how to post pictures on here sad
Does it have Guy Pearce in ? Wife is a big fan of this film. rolleyes

dont you worry about that triptix you can give your go to someone else..someone who is fair minded, compassionate, caring, helpfull and freindly, intelligent with a quick wit and a warm heart.......taint gonna be easy, but..........
I can't think of anyone who fits the bill either .................... oh what about you Dave :grin:
never entered my head MandH, but now you mention it I kinda fit some of those words dont I.
yep smile
Quote by davej
I can't see the last picture but I'm pretty sure I know what the answer is. Only problem is that I don't know how to post pictures on here sad
Does it have Guy Pearce in ? Wife is a big fan of this film. rolleyes

dont you worry about that triptix you can give your go to someone else..someone who is fair minded, compassionate, caring, helpfull and freindly, intelligent with a quick wit and a warm heart.......taint gonna be easy, but..........
I can't think of anyone who fits the bill either .................... oh what about you Dave :grin:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Can you see the 5th pic?

Nope............ can I invent one :grin:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I get somefink queen of the
err is there a word missing?

No there isn't
Awright then it's................ somebird queen of the
but I never heard of it sad
Quote by davej
rotflmao :rotflmao:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/668417974347efd8deb03.jpg= your gonna leave me a broken person with that, have you not worked out that I'm a sensitive person with high emotion.......cut me through to the bone it has...cut me through :cry:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Are you ready then. Blonde will give you a headstart






Dracula goes on holiday and eats crisps dunno wink
Quote by piercedJon
Thanks for the input, the caveman story makes me feel better if its some kind of natural reaction. I saw a program on tv once that said if a man thinks his wife is having an afair he is capable of creating sperm that will attack another mans sperm. Arent we men just so clever! ;)

Ah, you mean Baker and Bellis's research.
Read Sperm Wars, it's as funny as fuck.
lol
Didnt they quote some of this research when they had the TV program about sex and used an endiscopic camera to show how the cervix dips into the sperm pool below when the woman orgasums?
If the hypothisis is actually true then sperm is probably more intelegent than a lot of single males on swingers sites as at least they use cunning and not "fancy a fuck" :lol:
The camera thing has been done a few times now, it's very interesting, and as for the last bit how true :lol:
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forgive me for showing my ignorance here, i signed up to SH a while ago and was advised the best way to get chatting to people, get known etc was through the forum. i have been away a lot with work over the last few months so rarely had time to use the site and have seen the changes and the one thing people talk about is the fact that this is a pay site now or have i got it wrong? im sure its all explained somewhere but i just read 5 pages on this topic and my eyeballs have dried out. any info would be most welcome...... : confused:

In a nutshell SH was taken over in mid November. Existing users were told that the site would remain free to them for the next year (at least). New members pay apparently
So that explains why I enjoy what me n H get up to
I'm a caveman :rascal:
where's me club
Quote by Dawn_Mids

Oh Dawn never mind hun.......... I'm sure you'll get over it, just put it down to one of lifes silly mistakes :rascal: wink

:lol2: but I'm so sad, I like the program.
I'm almost as nerdy as Sparky rotflmao
No I can accept that we do strange things............ but as nerdy as sparky, him of the bandaged finger.... nah thats going too far
sorry sparky only joking :wink:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
rolleyes Sheesh Dawn..... Took ya time didn't ya?? lol
Shireen
xxx

I got a life you know :roll:
OK yeah I was watching X Factor redface
Dawn :silly:
Oh Dawn never mind hun.......... I'm sure you'll get over it, just put it down to one of lifes silly mistakes :rascal: wink
Quote by sparky230
great, i reckon we all pile in here jump in the jaccazi, put rocky horror on the telly, get sozzled and forget about this week, who else agrees.

Yep sounds good to me........... and at this time on a saturday night I'm already part way there anyways :rascal:
Quote by Jags
Can't beat a bit of Meatloaf on a Saturday night!!
biggrin

we just have corned beef in our house wink
Nah that weren't 633 squadron that was the dambusters.............
OK velvet........ the answer is the dambusters, but you tried to make it harder by showing a pic of one of the pissed off fish in the lake thingy behind the dam (wouldn't you be pissed off if someone dropped a bomb on your home!! mad ) ...... that was a very clever clue I like the way you think smile
Quote by davej
Oh I know it's coming.................... it's that music innit .........

Yeah I know it's .......... errmmmm
oh bollox I forgotten it again rolleyes

don't think your right MandH cos the picture clue is a big fish with teeth and your music is from 633 squadron, now to the best of my recollection, they dropped a big round bomb outa them doors and not a box full of Mackerel. The reasoning being that a big round bomb would break a dam pretty quick whereas boxes of Mackeral would just chip the odd brick and be a bit messy to clean up.
rotflmao :rotflmao:
and after that Davej I am totally confused
Quote by Scandal
Fookin Hell!! Do you folks spend your weekends goin round slammin car doors or summat?
confused :? :?
lol

Yeah we're testers for VW .........
Quote by sparky230
Rubber off the disintregating door seal? innocent

door seal? this is a series 3 not a freelander, what do i want a door seal for.
Just be thankful it's got bleedin doors.............
Oh I know it's coming.................... it's that music innit .........

Yeah I know it's .......... errmmmm
oh bollox I forgotten it again rolleyes
No that was wrong .................. it's Finding Nemo innit :grin:
mine mine mine mine mine smile
Quote by velvettouch
Ok its easy ....
Its a film lol

Airplane dunno
Quote by PoloLady
And rather than sitting in despair – we should seize the opportunity to have a damn good piss-take at their expense (and I do mean expense literally)
lol :lol: :lol:

With you there hun :grin: