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MandH
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 72
Straight Female, 65
0 miles · Bedfordshire

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Well if I put in ..............
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Will I get a shag then darlin????? :rascal:
Sadly PoloLady I suspect that there are people in here that will think just that. Daft really innit confused
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But at least if I used the other name (Pusillus) I could probably sort the problem out with the cream wink

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: True
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Just been looking at some greek names and saw this:
Hestia
She is the eldest sister of Zeus, Greek goddess of the House, the domestic life; she is a virgin goddess and the gentlest and most charitable of all Olympians Gods :shock:
But I hate housework I am very uncharitable (at the moment) about as ungentle as anyone could ever be and the only bit that fits is the virgin bit wink
Suppose I should keep looking lol

Nah that sounds like some kind of cream :rascal:
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I liked that Phred, till I saw Pheonix's comments!!! I really dont want to start any rumours about the state of my health!!!!!

Well what yer do is think of Pussilus as a cross between Pussy and Phalus.......... go for it :grin:
Why don't we all swap user names............... who will be who?????
Blue could become Blonde (can you imagine that lol)
Fabio could be Harry Jones
The sarge could be Fred
Who would you want to change to?
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I passed first time when I was 17.
However if it hadn't been for the car in front stopping at a red light at a pedestrian crossing, I would have driven straight through it and failed. lol :lol:
I don't think I could pass it now though! I've learnt too many bad habits.
Fee
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What kind of bad habits Fee? :grin:
Well I failed 29 times and gave up after that............... been driving over 30 years now though, who needs a licence dunno
only joking peeps, passed 2nd time :grin:
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lol :lol:

Funny shaz........... many years ago when I was learning to write (left handed) I used to do perfect mirror writing........... always thought I should get a job writing things in shop windows smile
Well we're not into shaven anything............ nicely trimmed goes down well in this house wink
Steve, .............. Shireen's broken it again Steve :giggle: :giggle:
I am smile ................. Naturally left handed but can do most things (including write) with me right.
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So what has been your forum login name for the past 2 years ??? Not my fault you decided to change it from confused: whatever it was. We don't have a crystal ball or the ability to guess who you were so inform us.
Mine was JudyTV....Still is. I had nor have any need to change it just because its a new system.
Judy................Still JudyTV.

Err point of order Judy, But there WERE usernames that would no longer work with the new system (you cannot log in with these names) our old Him'nHer was one of them. I called the SH help line and got them to change the name for us so that we would have continuity with posts, important to us as we are still relatively new and want to go to some munches early next year.
I know others didn't bother and just went ahead and re-registered.
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Apologies to those who followed the link and got more than they bargained for!
Just as well I took the face shots off first

oooooohhhh willies wink
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Fixed ;)

Didn't know it was broken, but I was wonderin what this post was about, thought the girlies had been on the happy pills again wink
Err would you mind turning caps lock off ............ it's considered as shouting thanks smile
Yeah he had just finished doing porridge that Mr Oates hadn't he smile
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Mine was a huge dummy (does size matter...?) lol , I think it rolled under the table in the Staff canteen - but my key must have been with it, cause I also can't get in!! :shock:
Mal

Dummy size only matters if yer gobby ............. you should see the size of H's dummy :shock: :rascal:
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Awsome siite update. Loads of new features to make it alot easier biggrin
Keep up the good work! Cheers :D

And as a user who joined the site today, your point of reference is?
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they might not have just joined today .. perhaps their old account is fuc .... fouled up or the used the photoads only or just watched from the sidelines dunno
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Exactly Calista, I have had to redo one of my ads for some reason so it says I joined yesterday. That was a very quick 2 years. :P wink
Does that mean I can drop 2 birthdays. Dosnt matter really cos I lied about my age, (Im much younger than 18 :P ) I lied about my postcode. I dont really live in the same house as the real queen.....I am the queen, well a bit of a queen anyway. I lied and lied and still doing it. It just doesn't matter does it?. It all about whether you like me when you meet me and not about what I put in my postcode box or my age box. It matters even less because loads of you already know where I live anyway and far too many of you know my age mad .. When I was younger I could walk in these heels rolleyes
Judy

And now you've got a new account, you can just do all them posts over again........... do you think you could have them all back by the weekend? :wink:
Don't want it back cos I got a new one so there ! :giggle:
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oh yeah . . . and seing as how i'm replying on page 2? where's the page 1 | 2 linky thingie in preview mode just so i can see what i'm actually replying to? dunno
neil x x x :P

Well it's sort of now yer see it now yer don't ........ it works on some threads but not others
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Well, the new logo looks like summat off an old moggie minor, and the colour scheme, well!! - looks like it was dreamt up by a west ham fam rolleyes lol

It reminded me a bit of an Austin badge Jon dunno
Yeah sort of old Austin............. Somerset of something like that smile
Just got one saying what he wanted to do to my nether regions with his wicked weapon.... wouldn't mind but H has gone to bed, and each to their own and all that but that ain't my thing I'm afraid........
Just changed the postcode to SW1 I hear you get a better class of twot in Belgravia
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St3v will it be possible to have a tracking system in the new mail system? I ask because previously when sending out munch invites, it was useful to see who had picked up the pm and who hadn't etc, you could prove that someone had received the pm. With this system when you send "send" you have no way of proving that the person ever received it.
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Very important for "no shows" that don't give a reason me thinks..... good point.
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I might as well get in there first...
I'd like to get into your pants bluexxx :happy:

If you pm her your address, I'm sure she would send you some!
lol :lol: :lol:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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have you been dreaming about me again lol
and I thought it was only H biggrin

Oh yes frequently............ rolleyes wink
You going to any of the munches next year?
Oh alright then as Blue asked.................. Pants smile
Bring back apostrophes thats what I say