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MandH
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 72
Straight Female, 65
0 miles · Bedfordshire

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OK born in 1806 this bloke had a thing about trains and boats
Quote by debz4u
Oh we knew she wasnt bi and knew it was full swap .
But there idea of it was very diffrent than ours :cry: i went to suck buddys cock and got Shoved out of the way even though her partner had gone to the loo and wasnt there lol i just Sat on the bed bored :cry:

Should have taken your knitting with you........... how are my socks coming along wink
Well each to their own I guess debz.........
In our (limited) experience, we have always politely pointed out what we will or won't do, and haven't had a problem yet.
No doubt we will one day though
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I bloody hate the class system........we all have to shit and it all smells the same!!

Only some are sweeter than others wink
Quote by M&P cpl
just get myself a drink...
Ok, next on will be this:
born 1473... eastern Europe...in merchant family
studied in Bologna, Padova,
crazy about Earth and Sun ;)
his nationality is still controversial matter (but I've got my own thoughts in this case ;) )
xxx
M

Copernicus ?
Well if yer bleedin tarting it up then what yer doing in here postie rolleyes
Quote by rogerthedragon
Well I'm unashamedly middle class............ cos when I was at school I wasn't in the bottlom class cos I'm not a blonde, but I wasn't in the top class cos I wasn't a swat with pimples and glasses :grin:

Hey - I resemble that remark!
Ooops innocent
Quote by Alexandra
to be Mark's mentor, if he ever returns as a mere newbie member! biggrin
I just wanted to get in first! rolleyes

Mentor or Tormentor Alex innocent
Well I'm unashamedly middle class............ cos when I was at school I wasn't in the bottlom class cos I'm not a blonde, but I wasn't in the top class cos I wasn't a swat with pimples and glasses :grin:
3 but they've got lots of different user names :giggle: :giggle:
Well until a so called expert has the balls to admit that they have experience of the swinging scene, then I for one will continue to see what they write as a load of bollox.....
Nah sorry H and I prefer them as they were intended......... except they are neatly trimmed....... but clean shaven no thanks.
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However, :giggles: I'd love an SH pen rolleyes.
Cali x

What as long as it vibrates smile
Quote by HarryJones
I have none of the above which shows how successful I am but I do have number five on my list
5. Packet of condoms (but it is a full up still sealed highly expensive box :cry: )
Regards
Harry Jones

Well I hope you realise them things have a shelf life Harry :shock:
We have an old desktop upstairs that never gets used........... and the laptop. H is free to use it but rarely if ever does rolleyes
Questions for Elliot or Martin...............
I posted this on page 13 of this thread but obviously with the amount of posts on here it's been overlooked, so I will take the opportunity to expand on my original questions, and could you answer when you get a mo...........
1). Do you intend to make Swinging Heaven an International site like Dating online? (I see they carry ads from people all over the place). This could have a dramatic affect on the communities that exist on the Forums and in the chatrooms
2). Munches are site sanctioned to the extent that they are organised by volunteers from the membership but run to a strict formula that is supported by SH...........will your organisation be prepared to allow this to continue?
Hope you can answer
M
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It could be arranged, better to have something unique though otherwise there's royalty issues, we could put a selection of tunes and up then you could vote for the one you like.

Nice offer steve, but with most of em on here they'd have problems downloading it :shock: innocent
Don't worry Blue.......... it's your age deary, it happens to all of us eventually :grin:
only it's seemed to happen to you earlier than most innocent
M
Quote by EagerSlut
Errrm Would that be Silver Service ES :grin:

He hee! lol lol lol No, not this time. It's gonna be ladle some into a bowl, dunk bread in it and slurp it off a spoon (silver spoon though!).
I'm gonna sit back after, chill out and work on my cunning plan to enlarge my Empire of Accredited laybys wink wink
:rascal: :rascal:

Well a bowl and bread works for us, but I'm pretty evil when it comes to stews........ I've also been known to add vinegar and salad cream to my bowl :grin: :twisted: