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MandH
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 72
Straight Female, 65
0 miles · Bedfordshire
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Quote by Darkfire
Ok Ok I'm sorry I took this piss
Disclaimer: Darkfire accepts no responsibility for injury or death which occurs to anyone who chooses to respond positively to deb and muffs meet thread as a result of this retraction of pisstake.
Well I asked H and she isn't ready to try clubs/parties of this type yet, so we'll stick to munches and meets with individuals for now, so we can't come out to play.............
Well bless you H cos after reading the thread I thought you might say yes and I'm crapping meself just reading this stuff, let alone meeting them, and I know you'd drink lots of wine and join in and be as bad as them and I wouldn't stand a chance and........... :shock:
Quote by Bloke2005
My reply was more to do with the fact that's it's his first post and it's a whinge.... rather than if he was married, single or engaged to a duck
It just gets a bit tiresome that's all... people seem to join to moan... how many people in real life would have any success at anything if they approached it in the same way:
And add to that I know that if I felt like a quick shag I could go out and get one in the big wide world, without coming onto a swingers site, and I've got the best part of 15 to 20 years on most of you lot........ so why can't this guy do it?
M
Quote by 34fun
god i'm getting too old for all this....
please stop diverting me to other sites :shock:
Nothing wrong with the White Stripes, or Depeche Mode.......... and I bet I'm a lot older than you :grin:
M
there aint nothong wrong with the Beatles, Led Zep, Deep Purple, Floyd, or a lot of others as well :grin:
A munch is asocial gathering of SH members in a neutral place. The rules for munches state amongst other things that only active members of the site can attend, i.e. no banned members. They are purely social and allow people to meet and chat. If at all possible munches will be held in a private function room, but this sometimes cannot happen for logistical reasons.
A social on the other hand is just that, Socials may not necessarily be exclusive to SH members, and the agenda is purely down to the organisers. A social could happen for instance in a Swingers club.
I think that covers it but no doubt I will be corrected :grin:
A social on the other hand is just that, Socials may not necessarily be exclusive to SH members, and the agenda is purely down to the organisers. A social could happen for instance in a Swingers club.
I think that covers it but no doubt I will be corrected :grin:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Looking for chat, maybe meets - who knows?
Not me!! Perhaps we should do a poll - Is Chris looking for chat or meets???
Welcome to the site Chris! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Well............... being 28 he's probably happy to chat but would really like to meet :grin:
:welcome: Chris and enjoy the site
Quote by markz
Ooooohhhhh we've got a vote (well H has :shock: ).
trying to steel her limelight ???????
Noooooooooooo............ couldn't do that she's more attractive than me and she's got a mean right hook :shock:
oh I am sorry what happened to her hand
LOL I'll show her this tomorrow, then you'll be for it
Quote by leprechaun
Leps mate this better be feckin worth it ................... I came in from work, did the brownie run and whilst I was out, H had a shower and when I came in she was sitting there in her robe, looking all seductive...........
I told her I was on strike and showed her this thread.......... she said :censored:: :censored: :crazy: and told me I won't be getting any over the weekend :shock:
m8 on the chimes show her the love weapon if she don't want go to ur friend palm and lovely daughterss and get her to make the love weapon spit at her
And I've got a fecking black eye
I did what you said, she was in bed pretending to be asleep I think
she mumbled a bit and then she hit me FFS Leps mate this better be feckin worth it ................... I came in from work, did the brownie run and whilst I was out, H had a shower and when I came in she was sitting there in her robe, looking all seductive...........
I told her I was on strike and showed her this thread.......... she said :censored:: :censored: :crazy: and told me I won't be getting any over the weekend :shock:
I told her I was on strike and showed her this thread.......... she said :censored:
: :censored: :crazy: and told me I won't be getting any over the weekend :shock: 