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MandH
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 72
Straight Female, 65
0 miles · Bedfordshire

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Well it's time for me to wander up the stairs, early start in the morning........... mmmmm wonder if H is still awake........... and maybe in the mood......... fancy a shag :grin:
only joking Leps.......... lets all stand together rolleyes
All the best to her Moorhopper from us two, and wait until she comes home and she has you running around like a blue arsed fly :grin:
PS hope she's see's what you posted rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Quote by Phoenix
Sorry, I had teh same problem with McAfee, hence my brain cell went into auto mode.

I think ultimately practically all Anti virus/Internet security packages can cause grief from time to time, I know my installation of Norton currently is mad , unless someone can point me in the direction of a good (as in it does what it's supposed to ) package that actually stays up and behaves itself.
M
Just polishing me zimmer frame thenDudley here I come :grin:
Oi Shaz n Tony, your bloody flashin sign is trying to plonk a cookie on me 'puter !!! smile
M
Good news Clare and good luck with it, I sincerely hope it works out for you.
It's funny being on this site, there are so many people who have experienced what it is like to either lose or almost lose everything. The way things are going, we are possibly (probably more like), going to lose our home in the first few months of the new year. I run my own (failing) business and H doesn't work cos of her illness
Cos of the business we have run up a shit load of debt that I am personally responsible for (It isn't a limited company). Yes I worry a lot about it, but seeing what others have been through (and survived) it sort of gives me hope that we too can get through this as well.
Sorry for the hijack, but sometimes it helps I guess dunno
M
Well have a good one mate ans we'll catch up with you on your return
M & H
Marmite?............... did somebody mention Marmite? :grin: innocent
Leps, you've got it wrong !!! ........................ I'm happy to down tool from midnight but leave the white goods switched on FFS !.............. give em lots of washing to do and cover said white goods in slimy goo so no matter how much they want to they just can't bring themselves to sit on them :grin:
That'll get the mangy critters stoked up !! :twisted:
And whats wrong with seaside ditties?...... I like seaside ditties smile
Quote by Curious Alex
Im sorry. I only found out about dogging the other day and im really intrigued. Any info would be great but I completely understand if people don't want to share info with a newbie like myself.

Well if you can wait till January, you can pop into any large garage and find out........
You may have seen those AA/Ordnance Survey maps on sale (should be but you normally get them for ) they are the ones with the speed cameras marked on them...
Well I have heard that next years edition is going to have dogging locations marked as well (by a little dog naturally). Watch out though if the dog is cocking it's leg, it will mean that this particular location is a bit iffy.....
Hope this helps smile
Quote by HarryJones
Guess who's still a virgin lol lol
Regards
Harry Jones

Horny Red, Vix, NN, ? dunno :grin:
Well what about doing space ????? smile
I got mates in the states from when I used to go there a lot, and they tell me that in the Carolinas they got bugs so big they can butt fuck a turkey standing on tippy toes.......... they can also fly really high as well.
Now I reckon we get a couple of thes bugs and we strap them into a harness, and attached to the harness is a balsa wood spacecraft. When the bugs can get no higher, they release the spacecraft and the bluebottles we glued to it earlier will take over and fly into space... howzat !! :grin:
Well I closed my eyes........... and fell asleep redface
When I woke up I'd been logged out of SH and I didn't see anything and it's now and I think this game is stoopid rolleyes :shock: mad
Quote by EagerSlut
My AVG Free Anti Virus won't initialize.
The problem started about a week ago when it refused to download updates. I uninstalled it and re-downloaded it off the internet. It was up to date at the time but subsequently still won't download updates.
Now everytime I boot my laptop I get a message window pops up which says "Could not initialize AVG Anti Virus kernel interface. Application cannot run".
Also I've found that the desktop shortcut will not open AVG when I double click on it (nothing happens).
Has anyone got any idea what the problem is?
Thanks.
ES

Well having put my techie hat on for the first time in ages (well since me career change anyways)................. I have given it a lot of thought, and remembered seeing something similar in the past, the problem is..........
It's Fucked mate ! :grin:
We did one of us having an MMF, but the only thing was I spent so much time doing the director/camaraman bit, it ended up being H shagging the other bloke. I think I only made a couple of appearances in it and got banned from ever doing another one :shock:
still enjoy watching it though :grin:
Quote by postie
Just as he thought it was safe to go back on the round ...

Bloody Hell.... that just before bedtime? I am going to have nightmares :shock:
That or ya going to get yer arse pinched :grin:
not that many........... they'd heard it was going to be a KFC again.......
Why does milk turn sour?
Well if we knew them any distance, and the further the better cos it's great to get away sometimes. But If we'd never met them then only 27 3/4 miles.
Frederick Him-el-er at your sevice von Postie.............. I hav a cunning plan...
Ve do not use theys matches, but instead balsa vood......... it is much lighter........
Ve feed ze flies on ze mulch of ze baked beans............. and ve get rocket assisted propulsion.......
a goot plan ya :grin:
Yes they sign up for SH everyday
Why do elephants paint their toenails all different colours?
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I got 3 numbers once, funny thing was it was the first 3 numbers out so by the time they was drawing the 4th i was almost falling off the chair lol

Why? .................. was you pissed again innocent
Quote by HarryJones
Oi Harry........... how can you have a female passenger with you Friday when you've been giving us all a sob story in the Harry Jones thread???? .......... you been holding out on us :grin:
And for the second time today :welcome: Amalthea and enjoy. the people around here are quite nice when you get to know them smile

Apologies for the brief hijack here but I need to clear this up.
1. She is a woman I met through work
2. We like 70's concerts and have been to two so far together
3. We are attending a seventies weekender and have SEPARATE bedrooms booked in the chalet
4. I still haven't even hugged her let alone kissed her, we just say goodnight and depart our separate ways.
5. I will be very suprised if anything happens between us all weekend
6. She doesn't know I spend half my living hours on here.
Does that make it clearer? END of hijack.
Regards
Harry Jones
Ahh but has she noticed the bulge in yer trousers yet............. :grin:
If she ain't she's about the only fem you've met that hasn't rolleyes
So maybe if she goes to bed that late she will sleep soundly and never notice you're gone (to Bristol innocent )