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6 Nov 2005

Quote by sleazy
Last night (Sat) I went to a local(very vanilla) club, to see a work collegues band playing. Met a lovely young lady there.....2 hours later we were dancing the horizontal tango in chams.....who'd have thought it lol.......

Having seen your pic in the sign post challenge............... nothing surprises us sleazy :grin: hope you enjoyed smile

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6 Nov 2005

Quote by JudyTV
My party piece is dressing up as a girl and beating up Morbius with my crop ........The avatar says it all,
Errrrr... on seconds thought I think that is blue in my avatar.
Judy

Nice crop Judy.............. Nice arse Blue :shock:

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6 Nov 2005

Quote by HarryJones
Welcome Amalthea
I'll be thinking of you when I drive past Bristol this Friday (and I'd have offered to drop by but my female passenger might object). Great avatar.
Regards
Harry Jones

Oi Harry........... how can you have a female passenger with you Friday when you've been giving us all a sob story in the Harry Jones thread???? .......... you been holding out on us :grin:
And for the second time today :welcome: Amalthea and enjoy. the people around here are quite nice when you get to know them smile

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6 Nov 2005

Well there ya go then............ if you have managed to get and invite after being here only a couple of days, then go for it and enjoy smile

M

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6 Nov 2005

Quote by amalthea
Thanks Sean, just to explain I can't do chatrooms (don't have the time) and have had no end of problems onprevious sites so, as I said, after a recommendation from a friend just thought I'd say 'Hello' here.
It's not a question of me wanting everything too quick, believe me, at 43 I've been around a while, it's just a question of giving this one last chance before I give up on the whole thing. Hope that makes some sense?

Well time can be an issue, but if you can find time/and be patient, what Sean is suggesting does definitely work. Some people will swear by the add section, and I'm glad for them, but what can happen as you will know only too well from previous experience probably is that they tend to get infested by the likes of this thread starter...........
The forums and the chat room give you a chance to really check that people are what they say thay are, particularly if you can find the time to hang around and come to a munch or two............. there is very little chance of getting away with too many untruths at a munch.
Welcome to the site and enjoy
M

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6 Nov 2005

Quote by PrincessSwallows
I won Â£10!!!!!!!!!!! Yay!
1st time I ever one, but then I rarely do the lottery anyways

Ello darlin................. can I help you spend them winnings :grin:

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6 Nov 2005

And Equi-Princess for the Showhumping...........oops I mean Jumping

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6 Nov 2005

Hhhhmmmmmmmmmmm ......... just re-read this, and had forgotten that we'd posted in here, and never did come back and check the thread..........
Seeings he/she posted just after us, was it aimed at us do you think???? confused

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OMG...... quick H cut the fecking phone line we're under attack......... sell the house hide the kids (or better still sell the kids and keep the house)......... loon

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6 Nov 2005

Quote by equi-princess
What does an Oryzivorous eat???????????????.........
equi-princess xxx

Sharon Osbourne dunno

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6 Nov 2005

Relax said the night man
We are programmed to receive
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave
Eagles - Hotel California
Reminds me of the SH forums........... dunno why dunno

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6 Nov 2005

Quote by smokerjim
Just to smack this into left field for a mo, I want to say that I can't keep it up with a prophylactic on and a willing woman waiting :shock: :shock: - going bareback with smoking muff ( the wife ) or anyone else we both trust is no problem, but when it is time to cover Mr Lover, he goes on strike! As a swinger, I find that to be a real irritation - and why I only seem to socialise with you here and in RL!!!!

Funny you say that Jim, always had that problem when I tried em as well but haven't tried for donkeys years. It was ok in them days cos we could get away with it, when all you was likely to catch was a mild dose of something.
Not a problem in the swing world cos we only do MMF, but maybe it would cause a problem if we decided to do MMFF or something.

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6 Nov 2005

Depends on how big the bang was confused

What did Thomas the Tank engine say to Bertie the Bus

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6 Nov 2005

Quote by blueocean
Gallivorous = feeding on galls, which are abnormal growths on plants.

OK so Galls = abnormal growths on plants
So c'mon what are Balls then??? rolleyes

:grin:
Balls = abnormal growths in pants
Well iI thought it was funny confused

Thats what I thought they were as well :grin:

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6 Nov 2005

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....................... Bang
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....................... Bang
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....................... Bang
Thats one of them roman candle thingies that eject the whistling bangie thingies
After we'd finished them all H says well that was Â£40 up in smoke.............. this coming from someone who smokes at least 20 fags a day confused

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6 Nov 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
You're off to Cyprus again johneboy???
Don't bloody forget this time, I want a nice piece of Aphrodite rock bringing back please

And if yer can manage it I'll just have Aphrodite :grin:

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6 Nov 2005

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
do you accept reverse charge calls

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Markz you are such a tight wad confused

:shock: :grin:

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6 Nov 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
bloody hell!
I go to the effort of welcoming you back, and you piss off again!

Yeah it's just not on............ John smile

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6 Nov 2005

Wow, whats the matter with me?...... posting in the dogging forum !
Very interesting reading this and the thread started by DD elsewhere.......... We are not into dogging, but do have similar feelings, and have done similar things to some of the posters on here.
We will sometimes be out in the car and just be chatting, when we will get the urge to stop and basically get down to it. This is really for us, just feeling a need to make love in the open there and then. We don't think about who could/could not be watching, and frankly wouldn't care anyway. To us those moments are just about the two of us doing something we really enjoy, and yes there is the distinct possibility we could be seen, which hightens the pleasure. Believe it or not we have been known to just go out in the garden on a warm summers night for the same reason. Interestingly we didn't know what dogging was till we joined this site lol, but have doing the above for many years.
Since joining this site, we have looked at the whole dogging thing, and would consider doing this but, we would not allow anyone to join in. we are happy having males join us in MMF, but only after we have gotten to know them, which realistically wouldn't always be the case when out dogging. In addition we have been put off by the "bad press" about boy racers and other wierdo's to really try.
Good luck

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6 Nov 2005

Quote by Maia
I can touch my chin with my tongue

Used to know a bloke who could do that........... he was very popular confused

dunno why

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6 Nov 2005

Quote by HarryJones
Hello all
Just a thought I have been meaning to post for the last week or so.
Is it just my imagination or is there suddenly loads of Norfolk newbies? Perhaps Broadband has finally reached tractorland though I like to think that the air has changed after my efforts in the Norwich Social, leaving a blistering trail behind
For anyone who doesn't know me, this is not a moaning or downing post, it's good to see newbies in this part of the world.
Regards
Harry Jones

Nah the hampsters are just turning the wheel a bit faster thats all harry :grin:

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6 Nov 2005

Well I haven't done vodka, but lots of beer and am feeling quite merrily pissed............. the fireworks was good an all....... I think
M

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5 Nov 2005

And it won't happen this week with the numbers I got sad

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5 Nov 2005

Quote by freckledbird
HimnHer, they are often replaced already.

errr......... with what??? ................. pray tell Freckledbird smile

Edited to say thanks Kerry's Bloke..................... but it still sounds PC to me dunno

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5 Nov 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Gallivorous = feeding on galls, which are abnormal growths on plants.

OK so Galls = abnormal growths on plants
So c'mon what are Balls then??? rolleyes

:grin:

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5 Nov 2005

Quote by Osmosis
Maybe it's women who have sex on the internet
Thanks to google, intersexed women must be a PC term for hermaphrodites

With you there Dewi (oops sorry not allowed to call you that now :grin smile

:thumbup:
Whilst on the subject of PC (sorry thread hijack) we was up the pub earlier warming up before the bonfire party later (you can tell by the crap I'm writing can't ya lol) and someone was saying that the terms BC (as in before christ) and AD are to be replaced as they are no longer politically correct......... can't make me mind up if he was havin a larf or not confused

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5 Nov 2005

bluddy 'ell girl !!! what gives with all the latin type posts today smile

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5 Nov 2005

Kitchens ???? confused

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5 Nov 2005

Quote by Maia
Snowballing - Wikipedia is your friend.

Thank you Dan.
I am amazed at how extensive Wikipedia is nowadays.
Yeah and I want to know how many SH members have been adding bits to it :shock:

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5 Nov 2005

errrr, am I missing something here confused

edited to add.............. ahhh first time I entered this thread, all I saw was the pic.........
after posting all I see is the text confused

edited again to add now I see both oh cool ...........in more ways than one smile

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5 Nov 2005

ok ok so lets alll laugh................. yeah I did as well rotflmao

Seriously just think of things that will turn you off........... like work, the way your crap (if they are?) football team are doing ............ the lady your with but with a beard and bad breath (err I've actually met a few of them :shock smile

all these things work with a little practice...........
You never said.......................... if you get a boner that easily............. how long do you last???? smile

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