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MandH
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 72
Straight Female, 65
0 miles · Bedfordshire

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Quote by dambuster
IF YOUR PICTURE IS TOO BIG:
Use the free resizer software here: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/personal/jql/

NoNO NO ! ! !
it makes 'em too small to perv at :shock:
Want to borrow my glasses dammie :grin:
Quote by bigDewi69
Now now, don't berate the poor lad. Take him under your wing and guide him toward the light. If that fails then guide him towards the nearest exit.
Shame on you all for newbie bashing smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom

Newbie bashing :shock: .................... us????............... nah :giggle:
Hello and :welcome: to the mad house, get comfy and enjoy
M & H
he ain't the only one today, theres been a couple of others as well, but he is the worst
OK here I go digging myself a bleedin great hole with all the ladies on here.............
stretch marks......... show you've had some living (and lovin), they are part of you and show that you are real............... who wants some old bird that's spent zillions on her appearance... nah give me a real lady anyday
M
Hi Hamish,
Lovely post, and yes Vix has a lot of knowledge and experience with this, so worth listening to what she says.
H has had MS for 16 years, and at times sex can be difficult (read painful). We have found that by adapting certain positions that allow her to be fully supported and without me having to bear down on her then things are ok. It doesn't happen all the time cos at other times she shows amazing agility smile
M
Well as getting all the usual SH ones, it appears we are big in Newcastle
The one in Australia rolleyes
Fags
Diet Coke
SH confused
and for H
Fags
Red Wine
Eastenders, Corrie, UKTV Food rolleyes
Ummm, Dunno, don't care, and go read the other threads started on this subject smile
Cross a Bull Terrier and a Shih-Tzu ..................................
A Bull Shitter innocent :grin:
Quote by shad
Meaty where can i get a simple free download to enable me to animate my photos..? :confused2:

Microsoft GIF animator......................
It is very old now, and no longer available free from Microsoft, cos they have bundled it with other products, but if you do a google for it you'll find sites where you can still (legally download it).
Limited cos you will need to take multiple photos and join them all together but it does work, and you can adjust the timing of your animations
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< H's avatar pic was created using it
M
Quote by freckledbird
We're down in Penzance - fancy coming??? :giggle:

Quote by freckledbird
Come and help us pack biggrin

Bastards.... the both of you biggrin
:shock: Oooooooooo* that wasn't very nice. I might have even cooked you something nice and given you some alcoholic beverages. biggrin
And just to make it worse, he's likely to lose the Freckledbird challenge the way it's going :grin:
Quote by Pete_sw
:bounce: ooh ohh, please can we have, "Most Threads Killed in a Year Award" ? ? m? can we? pleeeeaaase? ................... oh come on guys, I godda win sumfin, aint I? ....... :twisted:

Nah :grin:
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
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Anyone know what "3M" trade mark means ???
phredd smile

Minnesota Minerals & Mining................ or summat like that I think confused
Don't they have jiffi's as well...................
Jiffi, the thinking mans condom
or.......... If you've got a stiffy put it in a Jiffi :grin:
M
Quote by MOORHOPPER
Blimey umm I need to retire mine then over a year with same HimnHer yes it was boring wink But love the new one smile
Vix , Blue Silk and all the ladies :shock:
Lurvelly

Well don't retire it yet, we're still trying to read the scales :shock: :grin:
If you follow Jags link, it takes you to a thread that has been deleted, and if you follow the link there, it takes you to the Webcam thread where you can post smile
Well our first one was this

cos we were new and Provisional
We think it's shite now :shock:
Quote by Jags
General Motors is the parent company and also use the Chrysler brand in USA... Opel and Vauxhall are now consumed by GM.
cool

I think Daimler/Chrysler would have something to say about that one Jags !
GM use Chevrolet (now used in Europe for Daewoo), Pontiac, Oldsmobile, and Buik to name just a few smile as well as GM Europe which as you say is Opel/Vauxhall
Quote by fabio grooverider
slight hi-jack...
Wagon Wheels and Curley-Wurleys........... is it just me or are they not as big as they use to be?????
one of the big store here have a proper Sweetie department....so i get all of my old style sweeties from there
Sean xxxxxx (still recovering from having the roof of my mouth cut by lemon sherberts and pineapple chunks.......)

Nah Wagon Wheels are still the same size mate, it's just you've got bigger :shock: lol
Quote by Sgt Bilko
There is now a sticky at the top of this page for people to post for Web Cam Fun. This is the only place these are permitted. Any Web Cam Posts in any other part of the forum will be deleted, and persistent offenders will be banned.
(Please bear in mind that there are plenty of sites out there specifically for Web Camming!!)

Time for another airing!! confused confused confused confused confused smile smile smile smile
Bump innocent
well it happens doesn't it?, theres Him'nHer, Him&Her, His and Hers, HisandHers, alsorts.
I guess the avatars are the only quick way of telling us apart........ until someone nicks it, which would piss me off cos that really is H in ours.....
sympathy for M2PU
Your ways aren't strange Sarge ..................... are they?? :grin: bolt
Quote by Shireen_Mids
dunno All I know is that I could see from the time this thread hit page 2 that this is how it would end..... So go figure....

Errrmmm sadly Shireen you're right confused
And after saying that minx I hope you are feeling better.......... people like that are just not worth it.
At the end of the day, they are either just trying to provoke argument or are incapable of reasoned thought. Just move on and ignore them smile
Remember never discuss politics or religion as in general, there will be no reasoned conclusion to a debate.
M
Well I'll assume as the others have that it's MMF.
For us............. pillow talk, H asked me what I fantasised about so I told her......... (doing an MMF) she thought about it for a couple of weeks, then asked was I serious. I said yes, we talked some more to make sure that neither of us would have any hangups or issues and the rest is history smile