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MandH
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 72
Straight Female, 65
0 miles · Bedfordshire

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Quote by HarryJones
Well it's definately left my outbox, though I have still got a message from 18th August in there and another to a woman I tried to invite to our Norwich night on 13th October.
Regards
Harry Jones

Bit late now mate the nights gone :shock:
Welcome back Fabio, and a question.......
We have never had the pleasure of meeting yet, so I can only go on what has been posted, but haven't I read somewheres in here that you are an American???
If so then what gives with the "English (probably Geordie smile)" accent that you used on all them ladies back home???
You ain't been hiding the real Fabio accent just to pull have you???? :grin: innocent
Once again welcome back smile
M
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Well as an interested bystander if it's Bristol/Cardiff, how about somewhere in between..........
Severn Bridge anybody?? :grin:

Oh tits or no tits you are just being silly now :P
Minx x x
Well it could've been worse, I might of suggested this..........

Hope you can make it happen smile
M & H xx
Quote by sleazy
Naughtynymphos..... not everyone is as bold and brassy as you hun lol.....
Me personally, I would show her this website that i had 'accidentally' come across while researching the defineative history of childrens park attractions.......... and see how she reacts to it

Or better still Sleazy tell her about a "new" place thats just opened not 5 minutes from home :grin:
Well as an interested bystander if it's Bristol/Cardiff, how about somewhere in between..........
Severn Bridge anybody?? :grin:
Quote by LeedsLad1981
Yes there are problems with this country, and yes I am aware that the grass is not always greener on the other side but as with anything.... Life is what YOU make of it....
Shireen (Proud to be Australian)
xxx

Im glad that someone can share my opinion on this or part of it. Everyone has there own opinion though. Maybe you could give me some pointers on moving abroad. I agree 100% Life is what you make it. I just hit dead ends in this country though rolleyes
And those last few words of Shireens are the key LL.............
Life is what you make of it......... If you go to NZ (or Ozz) with your attitude you will be one of those referred to as a whinging pom, and believe me they WILL call you that if you show the attitude you are showing us .....
Life is truly what you make it !
Quote by Debbiewebs
i don't no dunno but some one is hogging them mad .i reckon H Red gone and popped them all !.or taken them to cupids tonight as there the only balls she will have to play with lol

Oooooohhhh Fighting talk :shock: rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Quote by da69ve
Have to agree with you there! lol

And me as well lol
Quote by LeedsLad1981
Make them Fat Cats at the top of the goverment live our lives. Make them work 40 hours a week and make them give us tax. Treat everyone equal. There is enough money is this country put every homeless person into a home.. Gues i just think more about what other people are going through. Just hate sitting here and watching it happed and not being able to do jack all about it.

Ooohhhh and you only work 40 hours a week wow !!!
LeedsLad, by your own admittance you've had a shit year, and some of what you have written (particularly your inferance to Law and Order) is true. But remember this site is A BRITISH site not English, so don't forget all the Welsh, Scottish, or Irish members.
Maybe the best thing to have done would've been to forget the poll and just posted the words you wrote in the steam room, that way you would not have run the risk of people ripping the shit out of what you said..........
I hope you like NZ.......... it's a great place but after the UK will possibly take some adjusting to, and do remember your nearest neighbours will be the penguins in Antarctica.
I suspect you are relatively young, why not stay here and try and make a difference?
Oh and :welcome: to the site smile
M
Well it seems the only one I would stand a chance with here is blue...............
and she scares the crap outa me :shock:
M :shock:
Oh and if you want to take Daves very soundadvice.............
try doing it by way of pillow talk smile
after the event :shock:
Harry fcuked up............. Harry fcuked up................. rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
try passing it on again mate smile
oooopps too late 's awlready been done redface
Jeeez............ I almost choked on me cup of tea :shock:
alas 30 years too old and the wrong sex :cry:
M
dammit can't find the thread where we last answered this............ never mind I'll think of a new reason........
errrmmmm................. google :shock:
M & H
Quote by johneboy
Oooohhhhhh this thread has been running for soooo long and I have just thought of something smile
Once when I was about 9 or 10, I went to a small primary school, (about 200 kids). In assembly one morning I once farted so loudly that everyone heard it and the headmaster stopped talking redface redface

Just for clarification, was that Him or Her?
errrmmm me redface ..................... H don't fart (so she says :grinsmile
Quote by naughtynymphos1
can you feel the love? :lol2:

Dunno about love, but I reckon if ya go anywhere near 'er you'll feel a lot of fecking pain :shock: smackbottom
:welcome: to SH Dominatrix smile
Errrmmm, errrmmmm........... oh all right then....... fcuk me pumps redface redface bolt
love shoes like that smile
M
hoping H don't see this .................... ooops smackbottom
Oooohhhhhh this thread has been running for soooo long and I have just thought of something smile
Once when I was about 9 or 10, I went to a small primary school, (about 200 kids). In assembly one morning I once farted so loudly that everyone heard it and the headmaster stopped talking redface redface
Quote by johneboy
Oooh and I thought this was about that singer chappy who used to be in the Beatles redface

You mean John Lennon actually used that stuff dunno
errrrrmmm maca as in McCartney rolleyes
Quote by Alexandra
Here you are then Warwick!

Well the stockings and legs they cover are lovely, but fmp's at the bottom are even better :grin:
M
Oooh and I thought this was about that singer chappy who used to be in the Beatles redface
Quote by equi-princess
If you are to compile a no-show list..... with a 3 strikes and you're persona non grata.......
Shouldn't each person be considered on their own merits???
I had to put in my apologies for the Notts Munch this year, due to a pressing committment, and then on Saturday, I had to be back in Somerset for 9pm, thus was unable to stay for the Plymouth Munch.
Admittedly, i have sent pm's to both organisers stating why i could not attend, but as this now equates to 2 no-shows......... am i on my last chance?
Things happen on a day to day basis within all of our lives.... and sometimes we are unable to fulfil commitments made weeks in advance.
equi-princess xxx

I think the problem is with those people who don't show and also don't let the organisers know.......... In your case you informed prior to the event on both occasions, so If I understand it right, you wouldn't be on anybodys list
M
Quote by PrincessSwallows
Im not a big photo person either and my nose always dominates the picture! Grrrrrr mad
But some people do look beautiful and great in their photos, Im so jealous! mad

Well looking at your avatar I'd of said that something else dominates the picture.......... and very nice they are too wink
M
Quote by farmersboy
One law abiding citizen on his way down south complete with blindfold :bounce: :bounce:
to himnher flipa nah nah

LOL but yer still a creep even if MissC loves you lol lol
have a good-un lol
Quote by master55
Hope you didn't mind us hijacking the thread master smile

No probs.....always nice to see your avatar :!: wink
Are you as nice in real life confused: :!: wink
Well I ain't, carrying a bit of weight and I need a shave............ But H is though by all accounts wink
Yes be careful mate, H has got an ex who would make a meal out of what we get up to, so we know how you feel.
M