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31 Oct 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
Went out clubbing to Torture Garden with my m8's from SH on Saturday and when we returned to my car at about 5am, my car door had been prized open at the top Basically the car door was still shut (they couldnt get in) but the top rim was no longer touching the the frame of the car (following )
Makes me so angry, Its a fairly old car now (an M reg) and i've had her from nearly new, looked after her so well, cleaning inside and out, regular servicing and shes been so reliable, yet some bloody scrotes feel they have a right to damage other people property. Just in the last few months, someone ripped off my aerial and someone else reversed into my door whilst it was in a car park
What goes around comes around .............

If you mean they have bent the window frame out, provided you are careful, you can normally bend it back in again....... hope this helps, and yes it is totally mindless, bleedin scrotes mad

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31 Oct 2005

Well I guess it depends on whether you are divorced or not and is/was the divorce messy
As for me I couldn't give a toss if either of my ex's found out, but then again the first one was 22 years ago and the second 8, so it's a non-issue now
M

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31 Oct 2005

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

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31 Oct 2005

I'm with you Debz, even though when I first saw the thread title i thought it said
Ghosts and Glues :shock:
need to clean me glasses or somefink rolleyes

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31 Oct 2005

You could do worse than use the one we used last Monday (NorfolkBBW or HarryJones can PM the details if you ask them - Yes Mike you are right, no mention of venues in the thread).
As much as would love to join you we can't do two weekday Norwich trips so close together cos of work and family commitments, but if you get this off the ground we'll be thinking of you :grin:
M & H

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31 Oct 2005

Quote by Shireen_Mids
Our doorbell has been ringing all night but I haven't answered the door.....
Shireen
xxx

If it's not raining tommorow Shireen make sure you wash the eggs off the car sharpish, cos it will damage the paintwork :grin:
well thats what the little feckers do roung here if you don't asnwer the door :shock:

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31 Oct 2005

Yes I think our own SH ladies would show em a thing or two smile

M

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31 Oct 2005

Hhhhhmmmmmm could this be construed as advertising another site confused

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31 Oct 2005

Don't you have to bang on the table or somefink confused

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31 Oct 2005

suasage egg chips and beans..........................
cos evrytime I get that I know she loves me.................
or she's spent loads of money or crunched the car, or broke something else confused

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31 Oct 2005

and you're a fecking creep smile

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31 Oct 2005

Quote by Alexandra
Well my only contribution to this thread is just to post the pic of someone that tried to chat to me on a video chat client I occasionally use.
Those that know me know I would be less than impressed by being presented with this as a first (or indeed any) contact.
Needless to say - I did not reply to him!

And I can understand why Alex............ my mum said it was rude to poke yer tongue out :giggle:

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31 Oct 2005

yeah and I want sally traffic to take care of me :grin:

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31 Oct 2005

Scientifically speaking, onions, apples and potatoes share the same taste molecules but emit different smell molecules. Their differing "tastes" are, therefore, actually, the way we experience their smells.
So there rolleyes

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31 Oct 2005

And from us, we've been following this in the cafe, and it will be interesting so see how many genuine 12" get offered to you :grin:

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31 Oct 2005

Think it would be better if NWC explains this one :giggle: or you can google smile

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31 Oct 2005

Quote by Baggy Boy
Sorry about that, It was me. I got carried away but I did invite other people to contribute and I did post lots of trivia - you can slap my wrists

's awright mate............ thought you was on the pull :smile2:

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30 Oct 2005

Quote by Pete_sw
On a slightly different note, has anyone else stopped and looked at His'nHers avatar long enough to see the revealing bits? yummy

Ooooohhhhhhhh did someone call wink

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30 Oct 2005

Quote by HarryJones
I could quite happily spend a day at Wigan. I think it would be a very relaxing and enjoyable day
Regards
Harry Jones

What? fishing off the end of the pier Harry :grin:

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30 Oct 2005

Quote by norfolknewbies
ok.. so any offers..?? we are Norfolk..... it would be like one of them old porn films, with the line " Oh how am going to pay for your services?"
Just a minute... is that why we have the cleanest windows in road...?

Shame we didn't talk about this monday night in the pub before the beer fest lol, we may have worked something out.
If your BT broadband modem is anything like ours (very old), it wont have extra ports on it, cos the early ones were for connection to one machine only....... they usually used USB for this.
Looks like you will have to invest in some hardware as has been suggested :cry:
M & H

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30 Oct 2005

Quote by maidinheaven
I thought this was going to be an encyclopaedia of triva and I've gone right through it - fortunately nothing else to do - and find it's mostly about sex. What do you think this is? A swinging site?
So I'll introduce a note of sanity.
I know why the Canary Islands are called the Canary Islands.
It's because when sailors first visited them they found a lot of dogs there.
I like that sort of trivia. (But I like sex too)
Mollie

Yeah It sort of got hijacked last nite..............

Quote by Maia
Errm
the term 'taking the mick' is from the word 'micturition' which means 'urinate'.

Thats taking the piss ain't it wink

Tapeworms affect not only the digestive tract - but also the liver. They range in size from 1 millimeter ( inch) to a whopping 15 meters (50 feet!). :shock:
and you can get rid of them with a few chocolate digestives and a large hammer :grin:

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30 Oct 2005

Quote by devondelight
I thought you were supposed to be including new people to this game .. I have had my arms held up for bloody hours here waiting for someone to throw the ball or balls to me
DD

You think you've got problems DD I've been holding me arms out since last nite, apart from when I helped lauraxxx retrieve the ball from someones inbox (she stood on me shoulders and reached in smile

)

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30 Oct 2005

Quote by Shireen_Mids
Have you got a death wish H&H?? :shock: :shock: :shock:

Well I did have till H slapped me after reading what I posted :shock:
M

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30 Oct 2005

Well OK Alex, you've admitted that your navigation isn't so good, but how will sat-nav help?...............
You have to listen and follow instructions :grin:
never known a girlie to do this for longer than 30 seconds :confused: bolt

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30 Oct 2005

Agree with everything on here.........
We used to cam regularly up until about 6 months ago, but stopped when went all PC. The irony is we used to use a reasonably priced cam that gave pretty good quality, but have now got software for turning our camcorder into a webcam with really good quality, but don't bother any more.
DO be careful who you cam with unless you fancy the "lets entertain the chatroom" approach which can be good fun and a turn on. And yes it is a foregone conclusion that if doing the chatroom approach someone could be recording you.

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30 Oct 2005

Well as a couple of newbies who have got their names down for Helen's Midlands Bash, we just want her to know.........
Helen hun we are really looking forward to it, and have every intention of being there and enjoying ourselves..... but if we can't make it we WILL let you know........ promise smile

It is very sad that people can be so fecking rude that not only do they not care, but they can even go as far as posting in an unrepentant manner such as happened a page or so back in this thread.
It is ironic that we didn't put ourselves forward for this one cos we didn't meet the criteria (hadn't been around long enough), when we have actually met socially at least one person who was there, and know of a few others from PM's....... We would have loved it !
I guess all the suggestions made here earlier might go someways to help with this kind of issue, but it won't stop until pig ignorant attitudes are changed .
M & H

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30 Oct 2005

Quote by sleazy
I can onlly answer for myself but .......... no lol
I do appreiciate a woman in nice underwear..... but thats for later........ before that seeing a well dressed woman and imagining whats underneath, thats a very powerfull stimulant.... if they have a skirt up their arse and a top open to the belly button it takes that away........

I'm with sleazy :thumbup:
And I don't think H is into women anyways confused

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30 Oct 2005

Quote by master55
so what is it that stopping people here?

Perhaps its the blindfold :!: confused

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Could well be master, and the avatar don't help either confused

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30 Oct 2005

Good Markz, glad you enjoyed smile

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30 Oct 2005

Crouch End.................. I grew up there, but sadly live nowhere near now
M

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