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MandH
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 72
Straight Female, 65
0 miles · Bedfordshire

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Quote by markz
looks like the game fizzled out. passed it to staggy ages ago biggrin

Pass it to someone else then, and I take it the day went well smile
Quote by NorfolkBBW
What were you looking at then? i personally thought the room decor was lovely... lol

Yes it was, especially on the bed lol
Quote by HarryJones
Well H did have a much closer view of me than you did, thanks H xx

Closer view !!!............. If Norfolk had lost her grip that thing could've poked H's eye out :lol
Quote by HarryJones
I could worry about who typed that last comment, but I will just take it as meant lol
Regards all
Harry Jones

Well it wasn't from me mate so it must of been H.......... I was too busy looking at something else :grin:
M
Radio 2 is the choice for lots of people of all ages, so don't worry about age unless you have to trim the hairs in your nose and ears more than once a month :grin:
with all these balls.................... anyone up for a bit of juggling lol
Quote by lauraxxx
nope not yet

Tell ya what laura, you stand on me shoulders and see if you can reach it out of there inbox :giggle:
oi debs why not send them another PM asking for your ball back :giggle: :giggle:
Well I'm a lifetime smoker as well, but in all honesty I don't really care either way whether it's banned or not.......... I'd be ok going outside, or just do what I do when I fly......... Don't smoke.
It is a valid point though, there will be a day though not in my lifetime I suspect when all the non-smokers will be paying the tax that all us smokers have being paying all those years, because there will be too few smokers left (cos we've all died or given up) and the funds will still be needed confused
We ain't munching and after a succession of late (but enjoyable smile ) nites, we'll be going to bed early as well sad
Quote by Serendipity
If you could be anywhere else right now where would you be?

The Voodoo Cafe in Las Vegas, eating coconut battered shrimp with chilli dip and assessing which bit of male totty is most likely to enjoy receiving a bit of strap on fun (I'm in one of those moods today! :twisted: )
Aaawww thats cruel......... Who would batter a poor little shrimp with a bleedin great coconut :shock:
nigep, I think that what Kit and Jags are trying to point out is that what has happened to you can and does happen to many others as well........... It's just the way it goes sometimes.
Instead of relying just on the ads, try sticking around and getting to know people.... you may find you then get invited to munches and then who knows what may develop for you.
So for now stop worrying about it (read moaning) and just chill a bit
M & H
If you was insane to begin with you can claim what the feck you want :shock: :grin: smile
Quote by dargento
be warned.......when i joined i was a 39 year old virgin....
quiet and unassuming.......bit shy and wet behind the.....................ears
but after being a member a few months............ive dried my ears :shock: biggrin biggrin cool

But is he still a virgin? :giggle: :giggle::giggle::giggle:
I like this Dino, an maybe if you stick a couple of maggots on as well, they could do wing walking :grin:
Well the big problem H found with hers was that the lickle AA size batteries didn't last too long, and would normally die at just the wrong moment sad :crazy:
So I took an old battery pack that I had lying around which held bigger C size batteries and connected it by a long lead to rabbit........... hey presto batteries last much longer and mr rabbit is far more powerful.
Did it 2 years ago and he ain't gone bang yet, but have to admit with new batteries he does get a bit noisy, but then again so does H :grin: :giggle:
Quote by davej
the Burj Al Arab hotel Dubai, one of them like it or loathe it buildings, but for me a definate design classic....stunning.

And lets say an interesting experience to stay there smile
Quote by dambuster
This "girth" thing.
Is that diameter, or circumference ?

I suspect, circumference!!!
Don't tell me Dammie - you've got the tape measure out!!! rolleyes
Pmsl.
Alex, few people believe me when I say I've never measured it :shock:
The closest I've come to actually measuring was last week when I was trying to calculate the distance required to hit the ceiling in this thread
In fact - here's a question. Do guys actuallyget out a tape and reallymeasure ? To the half inch ?
Well I'm glad Sharon has now made it clear that it's circumferance and not diameter :shock:
And do blokes measure it to the half inch??? nah of course not......... I measure to the quarter inch :grin: rolleyes
Quote by DreamerHelen
LoL HarryJones I will show you where the upstairs is you numpty!!!! wink
Anymore for anymore?

Helen We are soooooo glad you have taken it upon yourself to show Harry where upstairs at Rio's is................ we spent a couple of hours travelling in a car with him monday/tuesday, and he was very concerned that he couldn't find it :grin:
Harry once Helen has shown you, you will have to show us wink
Have a good day everybody, and to all those that will be there we will see you at the Midlands Munch in February smile
Picking me nose.......... but I don't eat the bogies, prefer to roll 'em up and flick em (oops too much detail smile )
Farting very long and loud, especially in bed (bed ones are normally very smelly :grin: )
Saying whatever when I lose an argument to H, (happens all the time rolleyes)
Saying sorry if I feel I haven't lasted long enough (and I seriously don't quite understand why she hates that one confused maybe someone can tell me)
playing with the hairs at the end of me nose when I haven't trimmed them.......... looks like I'm picking, and normally get yelled at and told to trim them :shock:
NN's right it's not funny at all and ES has my deepest sympathy, I'd hate to be stung down there hope it feels better soon ES and take it easy mate.
There thats got that out of the way........... :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by Sarah
I still have all mine, I did consider a while back, wearing my eternity ring again, only because I like it, however like Dawn_mids, it has shrunk, how can something that has been in the back of a draw for nearly 6 years shrink? rolleyes

It's funny that innit, who would think something like gold could shrink? confused rolleyes
Are you absolutely pisitive those rings shrunk ??? :grin: bolt
Oi Steph, I reckon there should be a special SHAT award just for you !! smile .... Tireless service to New posters in LMU.
Dunno how many times I've seen you post that kind of response in LMU to a poor newbie who's asking the obvious, but you are always very polite and patient.......... amazing smile
Good on ya
And to all those that don't know what a SHAT award is............ go look in the Cafe.
Chin up lil miss we need people like you and chief moo in this world of ours, and our thoughts and best wishes are with both of you
M & H