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MandH
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 72
Straight Female, 65
0 miles · Bedfordshire

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Quote by naughtynymphos1
anyone else? :rascal:

Yeah we'll join the BNM corner confused :cry:
I dont want a porn star................. you've seen that bored look they give to the camera........ In my case they'd probably just look at their watch with the same expression........
come to think of it I've had several women do that as does H, only she yawns as well confused :doh:
And I thought I looked good the day this was taken :grin:
Some people will be against cheating and won't want to play with people who do cheat, others will turn a blind eye to it............ it is for all of us our own free choice, just as it is in all walks of life.
I do not believe that cheating is the way to solve problems in any relationship, (I have done it in the past, and wrecked a marriage because of it, I have also had it done to me... again ending in divorce), but I do realise that H and I could be in a situation (we already have actually) were we would play with others who are cheating. Ultimately we have to allow them to do what they feel is right, and not judge them for it.
Ultimately Alexandra is right, In life some people do and some don't that is all there is to it. I have always believed that it is futile to argue Politics or Religion, as we are all different, and all that will happen is that people will get upset and angry, maybe I should add cheating to my personal list as well..............
M
Quote by Debbiewebs
dont ask for a cob..........they think its a horse! :shock:
and if any one out they doesent no what i am on about .......a cob is what others call a roll!............... but it a bloody cob!...cob cob cob!

Ooohhh Debbiewebs.................... fancy a cob in the hay then innocent :grin:
Snow plows?...... Flatten Cardiff??............... Baaaaa :grin:
Quote by Msnotborg4life
I am available for swinging as long as you can supply me a Japanese group stuff though I`m afraid.I also have a full arsenel of the finest Daewoo sex aids which I am very particular favourite is the "Gunston Rectal Reamer" so any J girls who want some Daewoo action in their tiny sphincters ,I am your man.
P.S.I luuuuuuurv Utada Hikaru.

Hhhmmmmmmmmm well I don't know any "J girls" except the one who's married to the bloke who runs our local sushi restaurant, but she's in her 60's and permanently smells of dead fish :grin:
Why are you posting in a thread that is all about looking for Bi-fem's ??? rolleyes dunno
Look punk ass I just want to share my anal escapades with a swinging J that such a big crime?
OK no problem, I'll consider myself told off and put in my place redface smile
Now I'll just go and see if the old dear from the Sushi restaurant is free for you lol rotflmao
Well neither of us have ever done anything special or met anyone famous........ we are just boring people rolleyes
well that's killed this thread then innit rolleyes
Quote by goodtaste
Thanks himnher, not so much desperation as boredom biggrin
I also have the problem of needing to vouch for myself as a SH member of one years standing but with a new ID to prevent being hunted by a couple of marriage chasers!!
Glad to see you had a good night - you know where I am if you fancy a social meet or more smile
Tony
x x

Well if you have one years standing on SH then you should know what we are on about dunno
Goodtaste...................Your first post was at this evening, and by , your last post had a very desperate tone to it.................. May I suggest you slow down FFS !
You have also posted in the Harry Jones thread.......... umm based on your performance on here we would have to suspect that you wouldn't have got an invite.
Slow down, get to know people SOCIALLY and then see what happens
M & H
G-spot???..................... is that a new club thats opened somewheres then ??? confused
Quote by debz4u
theres a search spectialist
:shock: what next
oh can someone find me a tall dark good looking man with 8 inches .
drives and dosent mind group sex oh and not fat and under 40 thanks lol lol lol

Yeah lots of em............... they're the ones who are telling you how to a search in this thread :grin:
And some of em might even meet your other requirements as well lol
M
edited to add but not this one rolleyes ................ H
Errrm Debs why don't you just PM one of the search specialists and get them to do it for you :doh:
Quote by Vix
I have no bloody idea.
Reese was on here a couple days before me, and hence, I joined.
I am pretty sure it's coz we were on another rather nasty, site* (for a very short time). As I HATED the replies we got from there, we prolly did a search for similar. No idea. That's just conjecture.
*AFFuckin waste of time.

Well bash my bishop with a tar brush :grin:......... exactly the same for us as well
M & H
Edited by H to add If he thinks that thing is a Bishop he needs therapy....... more like a bleedin Pawn :grin:

Seriously, thanks for a really great evening, and it was nice to spend some time with some really lovely people, we had a lot of fun and wouldn't have missed any part of last night for the world !
So to all of those who were there, thanks for making our first meet with people from SH an enjoyable one smile
Special mention to Norfolk and Baggy...............
Baggy you are one lovely guy, and Norfolk you are as fecking mad as H....... but we love you smile
Sorry to all those peeps who had their drinks snatched out of their hands by H so that she could sample this real ale stuff....... but you've got to admit looking at her face after she'd sipped such "delights" as Milton Mammon, made it worth while lol
Have to do it again some time..................
Heather & Mike
Quote by Msnotborg4life
I am available for swinging as long as you can supply me a Japanese group stuff though I`m afraid.I also have a full arsenel of the finest Daewoo sex aids which I am very particular favourite is the "Gunston Rectal Reamer" so any J girls who want some Daewoo action in their tiny sphincters ,I am your man.
P.S.I luuuuuuurv Utada Hikaru.

Hhhmmmmmmmmm well I don't know any "J girls" except the one who's married to the bloke who runs our local sushi restaurant, but she's in her 60's and permanently smells of dead fish :grin:
Why are you posting in a thread that is all about looking for Bi-fem's ??? rolleyes dunno
Quote by Vix
I flogged mine. Seing as I bought it anyways.

Good on ya vix
give it back or put it in the bottom of a drawer somewheres......... H and I have done both
What do you mean ther will be no tits..........Ooops sorry you said Milton Mammon..... freudian slip there.......
see you later
M & H
Quote by HarryJones
I'm new and live in norwich could i come plz, give me PM or email me if you like

Oliver
Thank you for showing your interest in our gathering, but I am afraid I am going to say no, not on this occasion.
Sorry
Harry Jones
ooohh Harry you old meany you.......... the girls could have seduced him :grin:
Quote by MikeNorth

The Dakar Rally......

Surely the "the" is superfluous - isn't it called Da Kar Rally? rolleyes
No its the Paris-Dakar
and if anybody thinks a kar ......... or even a ford Ka could make it...... think again
Over 50's swingers.......... I'm sorry but it is way to old lol
But what the feck do I know I didn't start till I was 50 ! ............ you are what you are and just get on with it....................... who cares dunno
Quote by Jake1982
Hiya all
my question is would u rather have a ferrari car wiv a lada engine or a lada car wiv a ferrari engine? confused confused confused confused confused

Well neither actually........... I lost my desire for cars (of all types) some time ago so I'm happy with my van....... and H is happy with her fiesta........ but if you would like to put the money you have set aside for your ferrari into something more useful you could always sponser me for this

wonders how long before a mod decides to chew me balls off figuratively speaking
Go for it....... from where we are sitting you are doing the right thing (but we are new to this as you are)......... BUT you may find it difficult to arrange something at a given venue at a certain time...... don't give up, try getting to know people in here and see what happens
Good luck
M & H
34fun.......... I suspect that your post may have been in response to my one (above you)
I will first of all say ...... to all the peeps that read this thread, sorry I am having a bad day and I don't want to piss anybody off cos I have lost the plot today (is this one of these posts that will haunt me forever lol) and a very special sorry to equie-princess cos I think it is your post I have just hijacked! so please ignore everything this sad old git has just posted............. except
I am serious about the marathon-des-sables smile
Well beings I'm somebody who had the unfortunate luck of having to grow up (I had no choice I was his son rolleyes ) with a rallye driver who went up against the worlds finest in the very late 50's to the mid 60's no I don't find the Pari-Dak very special, as I don't with most of the worlds finest "motor sportsmen" these days (lets face it when was the last time they had to drive through the day....... then the night...... then the next day.. ad infinitum....... and oh by the way in those days it was a case of if it breaks you fix it without changing anything major! hey rallye drivers of those days dicovered "speed" long before the rest of us did in the late 60's and early 70's ! and as for F1 drivers...... lets not go there !!!
Yes I am well aware that the Pari-Dak has claimed a good few lives in it's existence but I am sorry I don't find it special
Why not look at this

By the way......... I want to do this in 2007, and I will be looking for sponsership ......... so am I just going to piss you lot off with requests for money lol
Mike
Quote by meat2pleaseu
wouldn't get me near a bloody church

Well a good few years back I used to frequent a church in Aberdeen ........... called Gabriels, it had been converted into a pub smile
Quote by Dino
I sense a male female split in this poll ;)

Yeah the bloody females want to give the BJ, the blokes would say feck off down the pub and let me sleep !!
is that what you meant TnH innocent
:shock: am i that predictable :shock:
i voted pub redface
I dunno Dino, but I know I am :grin:
H might have other ideas though........... only problem is SHE is the one thats still asleep smile
Quote by tallnhairy
I sense a male female split in this poll ;)

Yeah the bloody females want to give the BJ, the blokes would say feck off down the pub and let me sleep !!
is that what you meant TnH innocent