Maybe he went out to buy some milk, tripped on a paving stone, and snapped it in half :shock:
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MandH
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 72
Straight Female, 65
0 miles · Bedfordshire
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
im self employed but would carry on working- just picking the jobs i wanted to do
I'm self employed too....... so after telling myself to poke the job up me arse........ I'd then put a message on my answer machine (and me mobile) to tell all my customers that I had decided to take an extended holiday and would be back around christmas 2015 and would they kindly leave a message :grin:
Laptop
Vase of flowers
calculater
glasses case
glass of coke
bottle of coke
door keys
van keys
2 ashtrays
pile of paperwork (must go through that)
table mats
Broad band modem
mobile phone
2 packets of fags and lighters
sky remote
H's elbow
Yeah i'm sitting at the table in the breakfast room, and H is watching telly
Vase of flowers
calculater
glasses case
glass of coke
bottle of coke
door keys
van keys
2 ashtrays
pile of paperwork (must go through that)
table mats
Broad band modem
mobile phone
2 packets of fags and lighters
sky remote
H's elbow
Yeah i'm sitting at the table in the breakfast room, and H is watching telly
Oh I get it............ so you are expecting at least 11 people then if they all show.... Well if they don't, with the ones already definitely confirmed and cast in stone, then we can have a 5 a side footie team, but with nobody to play against, which is alright cos we'd be pished anyways 
......... see I'm catching on to this sport mullarky :grin:
H
......... see I'm catching on to this sport mullarky :grin:H
Quote by HarryJones
Adey
When I sent out the final pm, I asked everyone to confirm if they are coming or not, not everyone has replied so I have no definitive answer, but even if everyone turns up we should have more than enough to field a team on a hot summers saturday afternoon if you know what I mean.
Regards
Harry Jones
No
.... what do you mean? 
Quote by nesxycple
When I worked in a graphic art shop I convinced the work experience lad to go down the road to the model shop for some non stick glue, then later the same day sent him to the same place for some tartan paint.
Bit like the half inch holes and the glass hammer............ not to mention the long weight (wait).......... yes I fell for them all when I was a nipper
M
Quote by Darkfire
i have found to be honest the guys with the biggest dick are always...ermmm not sure how to put this ....really skinny lol
Its true girls skinny men have big dicks
I am soooooo gonna have to learn to compromise!
'ere H read this............. see wot NN just wrote.............. Harry Jones is skinny....... guess who we're meeting Monday woohooo your luck could be in H :grin:
apologies to Harry, but I don't think he'll mind anyways
Quote by bluexxx
II would hate to spoil her reputation but she is generous to her friends though...................she will share her deodorant with you if you run out :P
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............. don't mention the deodorant........ if they think I let my friends borrow things like this they will all wat a spray and I simply can't afford that......... I mean 54p for SuperDrug's own brand is really too expensive these days....... :shock:
Well at least it wasn't the superdrug roll-on type :grin:
