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MandH
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 72
Straight Female, 65
0 miles · Bedfordshire

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So long and thanks for all the fish................
ooohhh and I got in before anybody else :grin:
Quote by MidlandsBob
Din't need the £20 in the end. Charm and the offer of good old fashioned sex was enuff.

Well H is still up for sharing the £20................ lol
Nice one and we hope you (and the lady) enjoyed smile
No offence MidlandsBob.........
I'm just fecking jealous that for all my adult life I have never been able to find peeps that could enjoy a night out on the cheap (and believe me, my quest to enjoy on the cheap could even put blue to shame at times lol )
Good luck with your search
M
fertively looks around to make sure H ain't reading over his shoulder smile
Quote by Sarah
Well I'm at home tongiht, trying to work out how to stop the fridge door from falling off the built in unit :shock:

SUPERGLUE smile
Quote by master55
Hope you all have a nice time. :!: wink
I'll be thinking of you whilst on the boat :!:
drinkies :cheers:

Well heres hoping you have good company on the boat.......... then you won't be thinking of us at all :P
So how many peeps so far Harry??
Thanks :!:
Like your avatar by the way wink
Well flattery will get you everywhere :P, and H likes boats smile
Have a good week
Quote by master55
Hope you all have a nice time. :!: wink
I'll be thinking of you whilst on the boat :!:
drinkies :cheers:

Well heres hoping you have good company on the boat.......... then you won't be thinking of us at all :P
So how many peeps so far Harry??
I like ya style, but when I've gone out pissed, I can never get me mouth into gear so everybody avoids me, (including H :shock: )
Or maybe it's me aftershave dunno :confused:
Quote by bluexxx
Oh you cynical lot, £20 goes a long way in the right hands. Actually, a good night out can be had for around , and that includes as many drinks as you like. The trick: buy one bottle of water at the bar, and then every time you want a new one, take the bottle to the bogs and fill it up. Job's a good un lol lol lol lol lol

Huh.............. and after reading elsewhere what YOUR favourite tipple is blue I was hoping for a serious (read alcoholic) response there. sad
£20 eh?................. well that would do to quench H's thirst, but you'd need more to get her relaxed :shock:
From experience, prostate wouldn't normally cause that kind of problem, unless it had been removed, but then you wouldn't cum at all.
Quote by Him'nHer
Well it looks like you are not going to be shocked and amazed then (I wonder why)

Well based on the previous posts........... well you ended up being shocked and amazed ... not for the reason you wanted though lol
Hey ES............. based on the responses so far in this thread.......... you're gonna die mate :grin:
Why don't you get out there and drive your truck just in yer sparkly knicks......... maybe that'll help confused
Your all bloody mad !!!!. :shock: ............ blinking pussy cat avatars???? . confused ............ nah, too much SH for you lot....... lol
but if you listen very carefuly, the lickle puddy purrs though rolleyes
<<<<<<<<<<<<<< next you'll be telling me H is flashing her tits:grin:
Quote by dambuster
Where's Clay Cross confused

Somewhere north of London ?????
wink
LOL so it's Chesterfield thank-you, and sorry local we ain't that far North so H won't be able to smile
Quote by lisalashes
the age limit is flexable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wink

Oh good, that means me and Dammie, and lots of others will be ok then :grin:
M
Quote by Kitty
England, dingo, orange.
I'm officially a freak again. sad
<sulk>
kiss Gem. x

You're in good company hun passionkiss
Denmark, Koala, Apple
Kitty xxx

Oohhh I got the same as Kitty confused rolleyes bolt
Hi Harry,
Speak as you find and all that............... but could I respectfully just make a suggestion?
Reading the thread, I see a lot of sexual inuendoes being posted, maybe this is putting people off?............the event is titled Norwich Social Drinking.. after all. I noticed that when the norwich book club got going the posts where purely social................ just a thought
As it happens, H and I are very much of the mind that we will do what we want to do, when we want to do it, so the tone of the thread doesn't bother us, but maybe it is putting some people off?
Well it looks like you are not going to be shocked and amazed then (I wonder why)
edited to add the vital missing not word (wonder how I missed that) confused
well speak as you find and through the chair and all that...........
why aren't you guys prepared to travel??
OK so lincolnshire/norforklk/or north suffork aint the centre of the universe, but it has some great people living there................
Why not get together and create a scene of your own???
Just a thought................ sorry smile
M
oooh shit I will get crusified when I hit the submit button bolt
Quote by baggy trousers
There is nothing alegd about norfolk bbw s bj s cos i have personal experience biggrin biggrin

And I thought we were going for a soicial and a few beers confused
Sprouts??................. Yuck, nothing worse than a sprout fart
Maybe you're trying too hard?.......... what are you looking for?........... just try relaxing.
You've made 2 posts on the forums in 4 months, so nobody knows you. Remember ladies advertising have a lot of choice, and also remember that sadly there are time wasters out there. If you want to use the ad's make sure you do tell honestly and succinctly, exactly who your are and what you are looking for. Have you posted an ad for yourself? Make your ad's/responses interesting.
Why don't you try posting in the forums, or maybe try the chatroom, get to know people, and eventually you may find that you have the opportunity to meet people socially. Lots of people do this successfully.
Finally, try looking at the help section, (link on the left of the screen), and/or consider asking for a mentor.
Good Luck
M & H
Who's the mod on at the moment................ is it the sarge?, or is it Mal?............ either way the big boot is really going to hurt. :shock: bolt
Quote by Sexysteph
Strolls over to check if Sarge has filled the Jacuzzi and not left any messages in it again wink

'ere he doesn't leave messages in the Jacuzzi does he?? :shock:
Oh yuck rolleyes
Quote by fabio grooverider
OI.... as a New Yorker i take erm...............yeah, yer probably right!!!!
sean xxxxxxxxx although i do think people in L.A are ruder than those in new york...

Nah people in L.A. are either wierd or after yer wallet depending where in L.A. you are :grin:
As it goes, I've never actually found New Yorkers rude, nor Londoners come to that, it's just that maybe big city life makes 'em a bit more brash than everyone else
(written by a Londoner born and bred) :grin: