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MandH
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 72
Straight Female, 65
0 miles · Bedfordshire

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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Harry, I hadnt noticed you had been a miserable old git but kiss anyway sweetheart, hope you are ok.

same goes from us Harry............. cheer up mate, and get it off your chest smile
H just watched it and she's well pissed off............... she was holding a full glass of red wine and half of it went over the table :grin:
Quote by postie
Do we have any towns or cities that rhyme with swinging?

How about...
Let's all Swing in Tring ! ( it's a place in Hertfordshire.... rolleyes)
and it's on our doorstep so that'll do for us........... sorry NN but Dudley's off smile
Quote by Sgt Bilko
MUNCHESTER !! lol lol lol lol

Dudley
cos NN says so, and it's nearer than Manchester :grin:
Quote by HarryJones
Met!!! The reference to 65 miles away is someone I haven't met!!! I presume those three are all blokes!!! I could really do with someone 4-5 miles away as I need all my money for two meets later in month and can only travel by pushbike :cry:
My only hope is of a woman who is in my area from tomorrow ringing me to say she is free with a 2 hour warning so I can get on my bicycle and pedal furiously across the fens (and I'm not kidding)

Well can't help with a woman within 4-5 miles, but at least one of those within 45 miles is female smile
Quote by Serendipity
good on him at 59yrs. hope im still going at that age!!
everyone take it easy.
Mx

lol lol
He's 59, not 79!!! If you're not still going at that age you should be ashamed of yourself!
And if your not still going at 59 you can always end it all :grin: loon
Can't really say much cos I hardly ever cut bread (or cheese) straight, but H can get it right every time dunno
Quote by naughtynymphos1
oh its in dudley :lol2:
(cause i'm to lazy top travel)

Yeah it's Dudley smile
Cos it's nearer than Manchester
Quote by HarryJones
lol lol lol The nearest person I know of on here is about 65 miles away. Welcome to the dark hole called the top end of East Anglia on the Western side. Dman its lonely over here :cry:
Harry Jones

Umm, Harry I can think of at least 3 SH peeps that are no more than 45 miles from you, but depends whether you only count the ones you have met. smile
National Swinging Day........... yeah, we could all go to the park an play on the swings smile :grin:
Well, wishie certainly started something here with his original post......
For me, being simple, I take a very simple approach....... We live in a country that prides itself on freedom of speach, thought, and action as long as these things are not illegal.
I have many interests, and SH and swinging is just one aspect of thse interests. If I felt for example, that because I enjoy certain sexual practices (such as swinging), I was being victimised in any way, I would want to shout from the rooftops that this is wrong, I would also suspect that a lot of like minded people would join me in this.
For me to be able to do the above, should the need ever arise, then I too have to be tolerant of other groups, be they social/sexual, ethnic or whatever. To put it simply, I enjoy freedom of speech, thought, and action, so therefor I have to defend the concept of these freedoms. So sorry Wish, I can't agree.
M
Quote by j_jones1969
Recently my mother in law came to stay (for a month) and in the process of frustrating the hell out of our sex life, agravating the missus and generally trying too hard to be of assistance, it became apparent that she would wear a rather skimpy outfit that could otherwise be deemed as pyjamas.
My dilemna is thus:
a. Should I, when the opportunity arises, be taking a peak at her arse as she walks up the stairs in front of me?
b. Should I, when it is on display by intent or accident is unknown but likely to be accident, be staring at her box, muff, pussy, call it what you will?
c. Should I discuss with her the benefits of personal grooming and mention that the thing seriously needs a trim?
d. Should I whilst fishing with my father in law and the lads drop subtle snippets into the discussion about the benefits of personal grooming, trimming and coifure for the lads to expand upon, unwittingly, of course!
Yours in perplexity!
confused: :doh:

And to answer..........................
a). Yes if it is nice enough.
b). See a).
c). You know when saying things at work can be seen as "not a good career move"
well saying anything about this would be classed as "not good for long life
expectancy".
d). See c).
Hope that helps :grin:
Well I thought it was Dunstable, thats what I heard anyways confused loon
Quote by Happy Cats
I think they should all be shot. I hate them!
They're loud and serve no purpose, get rid of em all, each and everyone, string em up!
Sod their rights!

Well.............. by and large the worst damge a car/van/truck paintwork can recieve from birdshite, will be by those birds that have a predominently fish/sea creature diet......... so
Yes shoot the buggers
thanks for that 3some, I'd thought I'd lost yet another faculty lol
Errmm......... I'm confused now. 3some are you agreeing or disagreeing with me smile
Quote by MikeC
I also belive that younger people are getting sexually active at a younger age and knowing what they want sexually and being willing to experiment.
MikeC

Well unless you became sexually active below the age of 13 or 14 I don't think I would necessarily agree with that, but then again I and a lot of others used to say the same when we were in our 20's............. smile
And that mobile number was gone................quick as a flash lol
Quote by HornyRed
As I've said before, there are no real fems on here.... they are all robots :borg: created by the Big Black Dalec to make the site look busy :giggle:

I would like know rolleyes
Who controls the fem robots dunno
Well the big black dalek said that if I could get more posts than blue by christmas, then I could have a go with the fem robots buttons.............. dunno if he meant it though confused dunno
OK I'll come clean.................... I'm a fake :grin:
<<<<<<<<<<< But H is real smile
Okey dokey..................... whats the matter posting at couldn't you sleep rolleyes dunno loon smile
Well you can put us down as possibles Harry, so that would make two wenches. We'll PM you if we can definitely make it, so obviously hold off sending us the details till then.
M & H
Quote by pb4u
free sex for a girl if they come to hull

Hhhhmmmmm, well I thought girls being girls, they could always get free sex when they wanted it, and usually on their doorstep if they are so inclined dunno
Not very private on their own doorstep and some nights get a bit cold as well. lol
It's ok as long as she keeps her wooly drawers on, and who cares who watches innocent
Quote by lordsammyjoe
free sex for a girl if they come to hull

Hhhhmmmmm, well I thought girls being girls, they could always get free sex when they wanted it, and usually on their doorstep if they are so inclined dunno
Quote by HuxleyNSusie
three weeks and the trick or treaters will be fighting the carol singers on the doorstep

Bloody trick or treaters, If we're in we turn the lights out, and don't answer the door :grin:
Just follow all the advice offered above, and if she's getting married in the full white kit.... FFS don'tstand on the dress :shock:
Enjoy your day both of you smile
Quote by freckledbird
OI ! bugger off :shock:

Ummm............. isn't OI slang??
So shouldn't it have been followed with an *
Just asking innocent
Nah.............'s only that were I was drug up Dawn...... were 'e comes from used to be the posh bit :grin:
Quote by EagerSlut
It still does if you point yer pointy thing at the bar! loon wink

Well I'll be blowed............ never knew that......... ty ES, and thats another Silver Service dinner H owes you wink