What brought us here?............. well like lots of others Google, after trying a well known U.S. site with global members that tries to do something for everybody, and ends up being shite to all
Liked the community in here and thats it.
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MandH
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 72
Straight Female, 65
0 miles · Bedfordshire
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Quote by fem_4_taboo
can those members who have been here longer remember when there used to be a little statemnet that would be under your post bar?
xx fem xxx lou xx
Well being a newbie, I just had to go and have a look, and I found it here......
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/2404.html
Ummm....... It makes me "A slave to my art"
M
Quote by NorfolkBBW
hopes NorwichBBW doesn't see this or she wont let us come to the piss up :shock:
Where did I put my bloody glasses...? What does that say?
With his helpful but stirring hat on
it says (note even your name is wrong :!: )"hopes NorwichBBW doesn't see this or she wont let us come to the piss up "
I assume that we are not at cross purposes here and mean the beer guzzling piss up and not the other sort
Use the links on NorfolkBBW and my name to see what is happening in Norwich soon.
Ahh, reckon he wasn't talking to me then - that was lucky for him...
M & H - are you coming over for a great evening..?
Click on the link below...
Well after that Mr Jones, we will have to try very hard to get there, just so I can buy you a beer.......
assuming that you are a beer connoisseur it will be the warmest, flattest, weakest I can find :grin:
Seriously both to you and NorfolkBBW, If we can arrange a few things at this end, we'd love to come, we'll send one of you a PM if we can make it........ cheers M & H
Quote by Vix
Awww, I am so dissappointed in you all, for not dissing my new avatar!!
Come on you cowards, tell me to put the wheels away!!
Waits to be locked, in hope
As it happens (1) - blue is our favourite colour, so we like the wheels.
As it happens (2). - We found your website yesterday really great, and H as a fellow sufferer wants to send a PM to you when she can (she hates this laptop cos of the small keyboard) and It would be better if it was her words and not mine.....
So this is from ME, ................. thanks for having the beautiful personality (ok and tits :grin: ) that you have, you have helped to make one sufferer feel good about herself (cos she was having a bad day), and no doubt you have others as well
M
Ok serious bit over and sorry for being serious, let the fun begin
Quote by westerross
S'gotta be the average number of posts per day. In fact I'd suggest the following scale of definitions:
Less than 1 post per day - Church Mouse
1-2 posts per day - Struggler
2-5 posts per day - Reasonably well balanced
5-7posts per day - Becoming dependent
7-7.3 posts per day - Addicted
About 7.4 posts per day - All-round good guy
7.5 - 9 posts per day - Prolific
More than 9 per day (sorry girls) - Whore :giggle:
......... I guess that makes me an All-round good guy
But I'm working on becoming a whore though :grin:
M
Quote by da69ve
So whats happening in Norwich 2Nite?
I'm out and about mate.
He posted this back in June!
Yeah well by the time flash had finished chewin his bit of straw, and cleaned the mud off his boots.................
hopes NorwichBBW doesn't see this or she wont let us come to the piss up :shock:
Quote by KitKat
Jags to man wearing England shirt " What was the score in the match tonight?"
Man wearing England shirt "England won"
Jags to man wearing England shirt "I meant the Scotland match"
Man wearing England shirt "What the fuck do I care"
Jags to man wearing England shirt "Right, you are banned you tosser"
Man wearing England shirt "why do I always get the nutters?"
lhk
Kat
Hahaha love it, and was this before the wine and chocolate :grin:
Quote by Jags
Some English twat told me that England won... when I said that I was asking about the SCOTland score he took the hump!
Scotland?.........umm err............. oh yeah you mean Belarus won Scotland lost...... oh I assume you mean that Scotland :grin:
Quote by KitKat
[Don't you dare !If you do that, I might l have to end up shagging them! :uhoh:
lhk
x
And whats wrong with that KitKat??
Quote by Jags
I LIVE in Newcastle and find myself 280 miles away at Castle KitKat for the evening... how unfair is that?? Only got wine, chocolate, food but no good company!!
DAMN It
HELP.................
Ignore what Jags has just said, she and the other mods are letting their hair down in another thread................. wait until she's gone and we can nick the chocolate and wine tee hee :evil2: :happy: :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by Tanis105
What would the response be if i was to hold a party at a country house in wildest somerset and would people come or show an interest as we are very new to this.
My word, I'm a newbie and even i wouldn't fall for this kind of invite.
Slow down and get to know people first & even an idiot would know its not a good idea to insult/upset the regulars. Bet your great in an unfamiliar pub.
To be fair to bustermarine Tanis, he didn't actually offend anyone, he was being perhaps a little naive thats all. Xfriend69 on the other hand....................................
