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MandH
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 72
Straight Female, 65
0 miles · Bedfordshire
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Quote by Him'nHer
Good on you mate.. Go for it)
I don't come from Somerset and I haven't heard of you either ..small world isn't it..lol
If those two party poopers don't want to come I have little doubt it will be much of a loss to you, particularly judging from the attitude displayed in replies to previous postings left by the first protaganist, in fact their absence may quite enhance the event.
I find nothing more irritating than some smart arse is trying to pull down genuine attempts by others to put on something a little different.
It's time some people learned to act like grown ups.
This really needs responding to but you know what sitting here chilled I just really can't be asked
Thanks Steph, you said exactly what I was going to say (if I had been bothered to) but far more eloquently
Quote by xfiend69
Good on you mate.. Go for it
I don't come from Somerset and I haven't heard of you either ..small world isn't it..lol
If those two party poopers don't want to come I have little doubt it will be much of a loss to you, particularly judging from the attitude displayed in replies to previous postings left by the first protaganist, in fact their absence may quite enhance the event.
I find nothing more irritating than some smart arse is trying to pull down genuine attempts by others to put on something a little different.
It's time some people learned to act like grown ups.
This really needs responding to but you know what sitting here chilled I just really can't be asked
Quote by HarryJones
Herewith my response on two levels.
1. Me watching female strippers. I have whiled away many an hour happily before catching a train back from Kings Cross at a striptease pub round the corner. You stick your money in the pint glass the girl brings round then watch her strip off whilst drinking your pint of real ale, marvellous. High Wycombe is the place to go for female pub strippers, wow what a day I had there. I have had a couple of lapdances but its a rapid way to blow away money.
Errrrmmmmm............ If this is the pub I'm thinking of Mr Jones, I went there one day about 30 years ago. A workmate had a part time job as DJ. Me and a few mates turned up, got pissed, and generally took the piss..... happened to say to workmate that maybe the stripper was called Fido, thats when he told me she was his "live in lover"............. oops well he took in in good part though, cos my bruises faded in about two weeks :grin:
Quote by Serendipity
SORRY A BARCLAYS IS COCKNEY RHYMING SLANG.
IE, BARCLAYS BANK,
Huh........... you must be young, It's supposed to be a Jodrell
as in Jodrell Bank Observatory
I thought that too......have I now become so old that rhyming slang has been updated?
Fraid so hun :grin:
But you still have grat legs
Quote by Colts23
as silly as it sounds, Most of my friends gave up by reading a book.......
Everyone I know who read it, carried on smoking throughout reading it and then when they turned the final page, just stopped.
I was told that when ever you get a craving, just pick up the book and read a couple of pages.
never seen it not work!.......................and don't know whether it gives you tricks to avoid picking them back up or something else, the problem is no one will tell me, as they say I have to read it myself when i want to give up :P
But obviously can't name it here, but I'll pm it to you
Have it on order, so if it does work, I'll let you know :shock:
Reading a book is ok, but very difficult to do when your driving :shock: .
I gave up 25 years ago but then restarted after a couple of years.
............... I am going to stop again, but at the moment I am regulating my smoking, like going outside to smoke when I'm at home... hopefully I will get down from my current 25 a day to about 10 then quit completely............. It worked last timeOh and you must really want to stop smoking, that helps as well.
Quote by devondelight
Been to bed and up again now ... sexual frustration is what keeps me awake. Even wearing my batteries out with my vibtator doesn't sort me out enough to let me sleep when I am like this .. very difficult .. I just get tearful and aggressive all at the same time and generally feel depressed at the irony of life ... only just found out what sex is about and I am too old and fat and far away for many to be seriously interested.
DD
No such thing as too old or too fat DD, and distance isn't a major obstacle either....... just keeping smiling hun.
:welcome: to the site squirterandthehorn
Ooooohhhhhh :shock: The gremlins have been working in SH overnight
Last night Frecks made a spelling mistake in this thread:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/58926.html
This morning all Frecks, and my posts have disappeared from this thread and the thread itself has been locked
So apart from the posts on page 4 of this thread (which by the time Postie comes along could have disappeared) there is no evidence of the misdemeanor.
So unless frecks comes clean, the score is still only 2-0
Postie you're being nobbled mate :grin: :grin:
Last night Frecks made a spelling mistake in this thread:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/58926.html
This morning all Frecks, and my posts have disappeared from this thread and the thread itself has been locked
So apart from the posts on page 4 of this thread (which by the time Postie comes along could have disappeared) there is no evidence of the misdemeanor.
So unless frecks comes clean, the score is still only 2-0
Postie you're being nobbled mate :grin: :grin:
Quote by the-pots
munches?????
Thanks for your reply, i certainly think we will be staying anyway.
Take some time to look thru the stuff to the left side of the window. You will learn a lot about this site and the people on it, not to mention the do's and don'ts..... you will also learn what a munch is (short version - a social gathering where site members can meet, socialise, drink, and be merry - they are not intended to be sexual in nature - and give newbies a chance to meet other members).
M & H
It has been pointed out many times on here, (and go and check for yourself if you want) there are far more couples looking for a fem to join them, than there are fems looking for couples. Therefor the fems can be choosy.
If you are going to advertise, then make sure you write a really good ad that stands out, and then see what happens. Alternatively why don't you stick around here, make a few posts, learn a bit about people and see what develops. You can also try munches if you get the opportunity.
Good Luck
M & H
If you are going to advertise, then make sure you write a really good ad that stands out, and then see what happens. Alternatively why don't you stick around here, make a few posts, learn a bit about people and see what develops. You can also try munches if you get the opportunity.
Good Luck
M & H
