Quote by fluffer
No, a lot of men have trouble getting a woman to orgasm because they think either banging away or manically rubbing their clit will do the job.
I didn't know men had clits
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MandH
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 72
Straight Female, 65
0 miles · Bedfordshire
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You would be assuming, that everybody gives their correct birthdate when asked on these kind of sites (as in Forums and NOT NECESSARILY swinging forums).
Whilst we are happy to share our ages with the world, we never enter our real birthdates, as we value our pivacy/anonymity, but we do tell people when we meet them, if they want to know.
Whilst we are happy to share our ages with the world, we never enter our real birthdates, as we value our pivacy/anonymity, but we do tell people when we meet them, if they want to know.
Quote by Johnno1973
Im a very new newbie, been looking at this site for a long time before having the bottle to join.
As a single male it feels like being at the bottom of the ladder with no knowledge of how to get started. Is there anyone out there who has been in my shoes and made it into the world of swinging. If so i would love to know your story. Thanks johnno.
Oi you at the bottom of the ladder
Keep it still or I'm going to fall off :crazy:
uch: Quote by EagerSlut
ever thought of buying some small white stickers to put on the plugs and write
the name of the apliance on it?
I use a silver paint stick thing for that.
Forgot to mention some of my in vehicle bits run off 12v and some 24v like my large fridge, (the small one runs off 12v), so I have to also have reducers to step down from 24 to 12v.
My microwave is AC mains powered so if I want to use that in my truck I need to use my power inverter which changes the power supply from DC to AC.
Then there's my kettle which is 12v and my fan which is 24v.
I tell you it's a nightmare sometimes!
ES must be the only 44 ton truck driver that can only carry a load of 5 tons with all the rest of the gear he's got on board........ don't tell me ES you've got a double sleeper cab, and only room for one :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
There seems to be 3 threads running this morning started by people with low or non-existant post counts, all asking questions of some kind or another.
It it me getting paranoid
after the events of the weekend (People newspaper and was it the Mirror yesterday?), or are the junior journo's on the loose????
It it me getting paranoid
after the events of the weekend (People newspaper and was it the Mirror yesterday?), or are the junior journo's on the loose???? Quote by Pete_sw
Don’t worry Lep
The escape committee have built you a hang glider form bits and pieces we found lying around in the GFZ
Glad your having a good time
Ummm......... excuse me if I'm being fick, but isn't the idea of using a hang glider, (or any glider come to that) for an escape, to jump off the high walls and/or towers and glide to freedom, at the same time singing nana na nana, and generally giving
to the people below, in this case the Sarge??So how the feck is the little fella going to use one to get back in again!!!
Well we’ve painted it black, and have managed to cobble together a wee black cat suit (actually it belonged to an old Action Man doll)
The idea is to launch said hang glider (and Lep) off the top of Blackpool Tower in the dead of night. :shock: With the help of cunningly sited signal fires, Lep is to navigate his way back to SH Towers, over the wall, into the back yard, and sneak back into the dorm without anyone noticing. (hopefully he will have enough altitude not to catch his bits on the razor wire) :shock: :shock:
We have of course organised the Swinging Heaven Angels of Goodness to be his reception “party†back in the dorm. :twisted:
Ahh OK, now I geddit.................... can we come to the party :grin:
mind yer balls on the top of the tower lep
Quote by bluexxx
Blue the Super-Mod reporting for duty.....
OK, I know I'm wearing a Superman costume, but the costume the mods offered me was soooooo unstylish and Superman was all I could get off eBay at such short notice........
But dodgy attire aside, who's the first to be deformed????????
Well dunno what your powers are Blue but I think the costume is just soooooo unbecoming.......... maybe you could pick up something a little more suitable at you Ann Summers party????? :grin:
Quote by Kit
why which one of us needs help Kit
told yer, you can't tell a persons age by zits, but having zits means yer young
your word is gospel
umm, where do I sign up and pledge all my worldly goods?
Well you can pledge all your worldly goods, but I think kitkat would have something to say about that
Quote by tiptop777
so does not look like this site works unless your in the click!!!
evening freckledbird, T-J, ..............................
yes tiptop, I know a little bit about these ladies, and many other people in here even though H and myself have only been around for a few weeks. The reason why is we watch what goes on, we post, and we respond.
We also answer people in PM if they wish to know more about us....... now if that makes us part of a clique, then so be it. We just prefer to see it as making an effort, and joining in.
Don't be so soddin lazy and get to know people in here
M
10 years ago, I went two years, and it was because I loved her to bubbles, and believed her when she blamed lack of sex on her (real) long term illness...........
After 2 years I found out about the affair she was having (I used to work away from home a lot)........ oh well we live and learn
All in the past and I'm with someone much much better
After 2 years I found out about the affair she was having (I used to work away from home a lot)........ oh well we live and learn
All in the past and I'm with someone much much better
