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MandH
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 72
Straight Female, 65
0 miles · Bedfordshire

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Well thats London for yer.............. and DB you really need to practice the cockney mate!.... not thats it's cockney anymore, it's called estuary, cos a lot of us talk like that even though we only live near London and not in it. Oh and people walking straight at you, they're just playin chicken, only thing is you moved!
:grin:
M
:welcome: Ricci, hope you enjoy the site.................. chill cool
M & H
I looked down at meself in the bathroom this morning, and noticed I've got toes.......... hhhmmm maybe the diet that H has got me on is working :grin:
M
Umm.......... look to the left of the screen kc, and click on the link marked "Terminology"
Hurry up before this thread gets locked and welcome to SH by the way
Quote by welshBIcouple
wink only joking nn, but if i ever meet you at a munch, I'm gonna give you such a smackbottom

wouldn't bother WBC she'd probably instantly forget you if you met at a munch :grin: :grin:
27. Being able to fix the car, build a brick wall, paint and decorate, fix the washing machine............... nah no problem easy peasy, mark of a real man
Before I was attached (many years ago) my willy used to do that.......... I would really take to someone but willy would say no and wouldn't come out to play :cry: ........ must have saved me from lots of nasty experiences :grin:
Happy Birthday Dambuster........... so how long before you get your bus pass :grin: :grin::grin:
:welcome: to SH, and why don't you just look around for a while before getting into ads and replies and all that
nooooooooo don't touch your arse with it, the bloody stuff will probably circulate round and he'll be back where he started :eeek:
Well blue, until a few months ago we were monogamous, but sex in our relationship involved me dressing as tarzan and her jane....... we'd leave the lights on and i'd swing from the ceiling lamp, and drop down on the bed all the time making them funny tarzan yodels. before ravishing her and then making funny chimp noises. BUT we did only do this once a month....... does that count as vanilla or fruit and nut?? :grin: :grin:
Quote by SunBunny
Around here being in SH?
I think in here it's used to differentiate between swingers and non-swingers.
It's what goes on outside this depraved community....so I guess you could call that normal... lol

Around here fits this forum as you describe SB, but I used "around here" to mean things we as in M & H come into contact with in everyday life smile
well depends on the person using the word i suppose but generally around here we use vanilla to describe something that's plain or "normal" as in not unusual or different
To properly answer the question ascar, the only way you will find out will be to post a genuine, sensibly worded, ad and see what happens. Maybe include a face pic as most of the ladies have seen plenty of cocks and will ask for a body pic if they are interested.
explain who you are, and what you like (an autobiography isn't necessary but short and sweet is also no good either), then see what happens. smile
My bleedin diet that H insists I stick to.......... sucks! :taz: No beer, no fryups, crap rice and pasta ......... but I have lost lots of weight (which I needed to) and she keeps giving my arse sideways glances so it must be good I spose
M
Quote by tallnhairy
Don't worry sharon_2005, you are not alone. We have 3 PC's in a 1 bed flat. Equally I am trying to build a cockpit in the lounge so space is at a premium here as well smile
Sure SarcySue will comiserate with you ;)

Umm now would that be a space for fighting cocks (read into that what you will :grin: ) or the office thingy at the front of an aeroplane??
Quote by ascar
am straight so far, so females as a preference.

Never mind, keep taking the pills and coming in here, ............. it'll soon get better lol
ES YOU don't post utter gobshite................................................do you??
do...........
don't.........
d
Welcome to the site and ermm I dunno cos I ain't a woman, I'll have to ask H smile
M
:welcome: Read the rules and advice in the stickies at the top then enjoy the site smile
M & H
In small print........... if you can read this your standing on me head !