Well thats London for yer.............. and DB you really need to practice the cockney mate!.... not thats it's cockney anymore, it's called estuary, cos a lot of us talk like that even though we only live near London and not in it. Oh and people walking straight at you, they're just playin chicken, only thing is you moved!
:grin:
M
I looked down at meself in the bathroom this morning, and noticed I've got toes.......... hhhmmm maybe the diet that H has got me on is working :grin:
M
Umm.......... look to the left of the screen kc, and click on the link marked "Terminology"
Hurry up before this thread gets locked and welcome to SH by the way
27. Being able to fix the car, build a brick wall, paint and decorate, fix the washing machine............... nah no problem easy peasy, mark of a real man
Before I was attached (many years ago) my willy used to do that.......... I would really take to someone but willy would say no and wouldn't come out to play :cry: ........ must have saved me from lots of nasty experiences :grin:
Happy Birthday Dambuster........... so how long before you get your bus pass :grin: :grin::grin:
:welcome: to SH, and why don't you just look around for a while before getting into ads and replies and all that
doesn't do anything for me either i'm afraid
nooooooooo don't touch your arse with it, the bloody stuff will probably circulate round and he'll be back where he started :eeek:
Oh cool TnH can I have a go......
Well blue, until a few months ago we were monogamous, but sex in our relationship involved me dressing as tarzan and her jane....... we'd leave the lights on and i'd swing from the ceiling lamp, and drop down on the bed all the time making them funny tarzan yodels. before ravishing her and then making funny chimp noises. BUT we did only do this once a month....... does that count as vanilla or fruit and nut?? :grin: :grin:
well depends on the person using the word i suppose but generally around here we use vanilla to describe something that's plain or "normal" as in not unusual or different
My bleedin diet that H insists I stick to.......... sucks! :taz: No beer, no fryups, crap rice and pasta ......... but I have lost lots of weight (which I needed to) and she keeps giving my arse sideways glances so it must be good I spose
M
How do you avoid mornings meat? :grin:
ES YOU don't post utter gobshite................................................do you??
do...........
don't.........
d
can't add anymore to what has been said so :welcome:
In small print........... if you can read this your standing on me head !