just for vix the ad number is 386643, and for what it's worth he's bigger than me (well most blokes are really) but looks more like 7" rather than 8-9 :grin:
M
we've all had the stoopid one liners but do you ever get the same twat PM'ing you again with the same message cos they forgot that they've already tried and you've politley declined........ we've had that happen
why don't you pluck them out one by one ?? :twisted:
Hold 'ard don't put the ironing board away......., I got a black bag full to be done here..... and can you starch me collars :grin: :grin: :grin:
welcome, and enjoy the site
M & H
wonder if i'll get away with saying H posted the above :smug:
M
Just remember, If you fart and it "touches the cloth" then you need a dump before taking it up yer jacksie ! :grin:
hhhhhmmmmmmmmm :confused:
Would love to have seen the look on yer face hehehe :grin:
Well I must admit that if I'm in the mood I do play along a bit..............
Cold Caller : Good evening sir I am calling on behalf of so and so company
M: What? I can't 'ear you, what you want?
CC: I said I'm calling etc............................
M: What? come on stop talking into ya boots what do ya want
I find after having to repeat themselves 3 times they give up and call someone else :grin:
welcome and hope you enjoy the site
:welcome: , and I bet it's a vauxhall nova :grin:
It ain't arf dark in here !!
Well pleasureseeker I hope you will agree that our post we put up a little earlier was in no way preaching morals......... frankly we never discuss politics/religion/morals......
The point we were making was that from a practical point of view, there is a risk of complications when getting involved with someone in your predicament, others may disagree with this, but it has been our experience.
So maybe it could be good for you to meet a woman in the same predicament as yourself, but what would you do if that liason turned into a full blown romance? how would you handle that?
I know how you feel. I was there when I was married to my first wife, and an affair led to my getting divorced and marrying someone else. after many years together, she had an affair which i eventually found out about, which led to divorce no:2. I know how it feels to do that to someone and also have it done to me.
It's not easy, but you need to really decide how much there is left in your marriage, and then think about what you want to do. But do remember getting involved in any relationship could cause more problems for you than you can see at the moment.
Once again good luck with what you decide to do
M & H
Wow celticq, now that would be one hell of a hangover......... well it would when me credit card melted :dry:
Well it's easy innit !! just put a bird in the landrover (maybe a vulture or something) and it'll eat the spider ............ easy peasy
M
Ere H cop hold of the other end of this thread it's gettin heavy.................. quick before Dave sees us :grin: :grin: :grin:
M & H
Well what a damn fine idea!!....................... sort of a munch without the munches I suppose..........bet it was a laugh pretending to be interested in the reading material
What would your porn name be???
Fred :grin: