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MandH
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 72
Straight Female, 65
0 miles · Bedfordshire

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just for vix the ad number is 386643, and for what it's worth he's bigger than me (well most blokes are really) but looks more like 7" rather than 8-9 :grin:
M
we've all had the stoopid one liners but do you ever get the same twat PM'ing you again with the same message cos they forgot that they've already tried and you've politley declined........ we've had that happen
Hold 'ard don't put the ironing board away......., I got a black bag full to be done here..... and can you starch me collars :grin: :grin: :grin:
wonder if i'll get away with saying H posted the above :smug:
M
Just remember, If you fart and it "touches the cloth" then you need a dump before taking it up yer jacksie ! :grin:
Would love to have seen the look on yer face hehehe :grin:
Quote by Debbiewebs
:shock: sooooooooooo sorry jamie please please forgive me
I will do anything you ask :rascal:

NOW that Jamie is an offer you can't refuse !!!!........... be gentle debbiewebs :grin:
Well I must admit that if I'm in the mood I do play along a bit..............
Cold Caller : Good evening sir I am calling on behalf of so and so company
M: What? I can't 'ear you, what you want?
CC: I said I'm calling etc............................
M: What? come on stop talking into ya boots what do ya want
I find after having to repeat themselves 3 times they give up and call someone else :grin:
Well pleasureseeker I hope you will agree that our post we put up a little earlier was in no way preaching morals......... frankly we never discuss politics/religion/morals......
The point we were making was that from a practical point of view, there is a risk of complications when getting involved with someone in your predicament, others may disagree with this, but it has been our experience.
So maybe it could be good for you to meet a woman in the same predicament as yourself, but what would you do if that liason turned into a full blown romance? how would you handle that?
I know how you feel. I was there when I was married to my first wife, and an affair led to my getting divorced and marrying someone else. after many years together, she had an affair which i eventually found out about, which led to divorce no:2. I know how it feels to do that to someone and also have it done to me.
It's not easy, but you need to really decide how much there is left in your marriage, and then think about what you want to do. But do remember getting involved in any relationship could cause more problems for you than you can see at the moment.
Once again good luck with what you decide to do
M & H
Quote by Benz2502
"Conceived here... lost virginity here... ended up here....all in the same fucking spot!"

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Wow celticq, now that would be one hell of a hangover......... well it would when me credit card melted :dry:
Thread Hijack !!
Quote by steanrachy
who really expects to these days with 3 out of 5 marraiges ending in divorce and the average wedding costing upwards of £16000.....

Interesting quote there.......... we as in M & H have decided that our magic day will be 14th February 2006 (say ahhhh!)....... we've both been married before and have lived together for 5 years. We have decided that her young daughter will be sort of maid of honour, and my kids (both mid 20's) will be the witnesses, get married, have a meal to remember, go home..............
At the weekend we will anounce to all friends what we have done, and buy them all a drink............. total cost probably to be measured in the hundreds of £££'s...... so what must some people be spending to get the average up to £16000?
Hijack Over..........
Pleasureseeker (if you are still here)!
We are new to this site and very new to the scene. we have done straight (I'm not bi)MMF with full penetration and we will be doing this again, In addition we are thinking about soft swing with another couple.
why wouldn't we be interested in someone like you?........ moral grounds?.......nah
We wouldn't be interested in you because you are in an obviously unhappy marriage..... tensions, reduced sex and all that. So what would happen if you were to be let loose with M & H?.......... quite simply you would want to take over, smother her, and prove your sexual prowess........ Then who knows, maybe you would start pestering her whilst I wasn't around.......umm that is not we would be looking for in a 3some. We look for good NSA sex and fun that involves all three people present. Sadly from our one experience to date we know that this can be hard to achieve with a married man in your predicament.......
You could try the single women that get on here, or the attatched ones that are free to maybe do 1 on 1....... problem is though if they saw what you have written on here about wanting to meet with someone in a similar predicament etc etc, you are likely to scare them off cos they themselves are probably just looking for NSA fun.
Bottom line is we sympathise with you and wish you luck, but we feel that you will be better off looking on a non-swinger site. Go and seek out others in your predicament (men as well as women)... talk to them, sort out in your own mind the right way forward for you, then go and do it.
M & H
Well it's easy innit !! just put a bird in the landrover (maybe a vulture or something) and it'll eat the spider ............ easy peasy
M
Ere H cop hold of the other end of this thread it's gettin heavy.................. quick before Dave sees us :grin: :grin: :grin:
M & H
well I see there is a herandhim registered on the site and that they have been here longer than us..... but we didn't nick the name, it was what came into my head when we registered smile so pure coincidence
Well what a damn fine idea!!....................... sort of a munch without the munches I suppose..........bet it was a laugh pretending to be interested in the reading material
Quote by LisaMarie
Boys and big tits the old question.
me i have small ones and dont care anymore, once upon a time i would have killed for a boob job, but now i accept what i am.
I may only be a 32a but its good enough for me.
lisamarie

Speak as you find an all that, whilst I love tits of all shapes and sizes, I do admit that my favourites would be 32's and the smaller 34's.... especially with big nipples on the end :grin:
M
Quote by fluffer
That happens to me all the time. I usually just nod and smile until some awkward sod asks me a bleedin question about what was said.

So what WAS said then fluffer :grin: :grin: :grin: