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MandH
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 72
Straight Female, 65
0 miles · Bedfordshire

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Ghoulies and ghosties and things that go bump in the night :shock: :shock: :shock:
M
H whats that noise?? go and have a look
Quote by jamnat20032003
its a good job that mens bits dont wear away lol

Don't they????............. well I wonder whats wrong with mine then.........I'm sure it was bigger than this before :confused2:
M
Must admit reading the gist of the overheard argument, I too have to wonder what this couple get out of full swaps....... I thought the whole idea of sex (sex not love) was to give and receive pleasure,and that would include cumming.
I agree with safe sex (we only do safe sex with others), but for us the line would be too tightly drawn if it stopped us cumming with someone else...
chips with egg sometimes red, or sometimes brown
chips on their own........ lashings of vinegar, salt and pepper everytime!!! biggrin
M
aaaahhhhhh ok now I get it........... but what was the turn on 5.1 surround sound or the DVD? wink
As a man, I'd have to agree with kaz, it looks fine to me, very attractive and yes, very kissable/lickable/suckable, but................
Thinking from a womans (your) point of view if it makes you feel unattractive or awkward and has become a Big problem for you, then yes maybe investigate the surgery, but bear in mind it will be quite uncomfortable/painful and at the end of the day you might not like the result :cry:
M & H
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We've got one that does that as well.............. until you take the batteries out that is wink
M & H
Quote by fluffer
oh I see! Its catching now is it?
Nurse Fluff also knows how to dish out some punishment on malingerers
so I suggest you get ready for that rectal thermometer M!

M puts his coat on and goes back to work :cry: .......... Atchoooooooo
Quote by fluffer
sorry, ahem, no, I totally understand the seriousness of this situation.
I have already offered mopping of brow.
Would you like me to make him some toast soldiers and a nice runny egg to dip it in?
Or will a rectal thermometer every ten minutes suffice?

Forget the thermometer fluffer, but other than that............. I've got a cold.... I've got a cold :grin:
M
Quote by Sarah
More worringly they seem to live in Milton Keynes..............

Sarah moving north,

Yeah, a little too close to home for us Sarah :confused:
weeeeell........................ it's really great that this site is free, and any events advertised on this site are free (save for a couple of quid per head to cover expenses), but personally I don't have a problem with people arranging things on a more commercial basis for those that want to pay AS LONG AS they don't advertise on here in any way
So the peeps on the program you saw were fine by me as long as they gave value for money. smile
M
wtf :fuckinghell: didn't get a word of it except..........maybe you'd be better off watching your porno's on a regular tv........bigger pics
Quote by daniels
hi all im new to here

Hi and :welcome: , don't let the regs put you off :grin:
Quote by MOORHOPPER
Ohh my word What about Scoobie stockings with a pairof panties (obviousely chastity) unlesss want garrotting of knob hmm M u are bringing bondage to the fore :twisted:
U2 coming to a munch shortly?

Sorry I didn't respond earlier, I was a bit tied up lol lol
Umm we'll come to a munch one day when we've been accepted by the Munch organisers, mods, powers that be, god, and the general community at large........ We're working to show that H is an ok lady and M hasn't got 2 heads, but just a very bad sense of humour :grin:
M and H
aint this the proceedure that makes it smaller and neater, and the bloke in the burns unit gets the left overs for a new set of ears ???? :grin:
M
:welcome: TopTrainer and enjoy the site
Ummmm............. what are fullstops useful for Sappho??? :grin:
Quote by MOORHOPPER
Now It would be wrong to implement scoobies into sexual activities evil
However How would you confused:
Ok furtive minds
1/ Nipple twines
surpriseduch:
2/ Cock rings lol Now make sure you make them nice and attractive
Ok any more???

Handcuffs?............. :grin:
Quote by MOORHOPPER
Him You aare a scoobie master???? :dry:
Need lessons mate need to be a star scoobie :bounce:
Believe it will tone my finger skills wink

Well I ain't a master but (sadly) I enjoy doing em........ dunno what happens to all our scoobies cos I never see them lying around........ maybe the dog eats them or something..... well fingers work ok (according to H) but that might not be anything to do with scoobies :grin:
Nah it's simple she's got an itchy arse and she's scratching it on the thingy behind her
M
Well sorry peeps, but I've been around long enough to remember (and enjoy) scoobies when they first appeared ........ and don't ask how many decades ago that was.
H has a daughter from a previous marriage, and she thinks I'm cool cos I can do em, so i'm not complaining about this latest craze
Oh and I'm banned from the house on saturday mornings cos I don't get dick & dom... they love it
M
Well thanks for the responses......... H reckoned that it should be BB'nLB cos I'm Big Bear and she's Little Bear, but I reckoned that didn't instantly tell people who we are either
So Kaz gets it............ the name stays the same but the signature gets changed. Thanks to all those that responded.
M smile
Quote by kazswallows
Sorry to be awkard but I quite like the name you have, simple and to the point biggrin

Aww tank-you Kaz smile , well maybe your right, cos I'm certainly simple so H says, lets see if we get any better suggestions
Doris!!......Doris!!..........get out of that bath right now! I've got to fill it with petrol.....there's going to be a shortage you know :grin: :grin: :grin:
how about stopping smoking sometimes when i'm on this thing, cos I can't be assed to get up and get some more fags rolleyes