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MandH
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 71
Straight Female, 64
0 miles · Bedfordshire

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Err tough one this but decided on a Big Mac meal (large) with diet coke
I'll let you know the rest when I make me mind up :grin:
Quote by Steve_Mids
And only as long as you got an alter stone to s*** on..... :shock:

Hhmmmmm I could borrow a truck and get a stone .........well it won't be a stone cos nice big ones cost money ......... what about a large lump of old concrete??? :grin:
And the Mods 'n ops could choose the sacrifial lambs :giggle: :giggle:
Hello all,
We are free next friday and saturday night (8/9 and 9/9). Any guys fancy joining us for some fun and frolicks in Beds on either night? Ideally looking for guys from 38 or 9 to mid 50's, we'd like to see you on cam maybe (and you us of course), before we meet. Also a drink to break the ice, and if we all click then it could be fun...
Post here or send us a message, and we'll see what we can work out.
Quote by juandme
Well we were proved wrong, we did get an invite to meet for lunch, .....................then family arrived unexpectedly so couldn't make .....................now we are free for an early evening meet if any one wants to take up the challenge!

See........ told ya so !
Good luck, keep looking and if you can try posting a day or two earlier
Oh and next time the family arrive unexpectedly ... hide behind the sofa smile
M
What everybody has said really................
We all have different points of view, DeeCee for instance is honest and upfront and should be applauded for his stance. H and I could never cheat on each other, we would prefer to call it a day if we had differences that we couldn't resolve, but it's not how everyone is.
We have met single guys, and married single guys if you know what I mean, and we avoid making any kind of moral judgement. If a guy tells us he is married, then yes we do ask why he does what he does, and the answer is invariably the same everytime.
It is up to you how you deal with the married man syndrome, and you should do whatever you both feel comfortable with.
Remember at the end of the day, there are people around who would disapprove of what we all do anyway, no matter who we do it with.
M
Quote by Freckledbird
Well it was bound to get asked eventually wasn't it?

Errr yes .................... wink smile
Err yes..............
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
You really live life on the edge don't you Markz rolleyes lol
Fee
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markz is the edge lol
Quote by lilacgem
Well it's like this............. that porcelain thingy is meant to be there to collect errr...... bodily wastes....... that porcelain thingy is the main event, any extras like seats, are pure extras that should be stowed away (upright) when not in use...... Think of it like the spare wheel on a car......... safely tucked away till it's needed.
simple really wink smile

Nope I think its more like a door & should be closed :thrilled:
How can it be a door when it's got a bleedin great hole in the middle??? rolleyes
Well it's like this............. that porcelain thingy is meant to be there to collect errr...... bodily wastes....... that porcelain thingy is the main event, any extras like seats, are pure extras that should be stowed away (upright) when not in use...... Think of it like the spare wheel on a car......... safely tucked away till it's needed.
simple really wink smile
Quote by winchwench
Only posting this coz in hindsight I think it was probarbly quite funny......and wondering if anyone has any worse spider incidents to tell? :shock:

Funny? ......... funny?? ............. it's fecking hilarious rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
H don't like spiders either, and tht sometimes leads to some funny moments smile
Quote by lilacgem
If it wasnt meant to be closed what is the purpose of it then?

to stop you girlies getting a cold bum when you sit down......... but it's correct position is vertical not horizontal !!!
M
Quote by body_mekanik
maybe we should organise a sh paintball day?? lol

Oooohhh no you might bruise my titties smile
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Quote by carpetfitter
any votes ??? lol biggrin

ok ................. errr .................. wait for it ................. errr drum roll ............. errr 0 wink :grin:
and for those that don't do metric thats 5 ft 9 ins and 9st 8lbs .......... oooo skinny smile
ooooo you are so pessimistic smile
well at least there are enough genuine people around here that you will at least get to the local pub........... after that who knows
M
Ok so now the rabble are safely on their way............ what shall us lot get up to smile
I can only add that I too have been there. after 14 years together my 2nd wife left me........ I had the well meaning advice that I ignored, I bought a flat and shagged anything that moved, but at the same time I still was in love with the ex.....
Eventually it worked out, I am now 10 years later happily married again, and look back on those days and realise that my wonderful ex wasn't perhaps as wonderful as I thought (she didn't swing for one thing smile ).
Do what you feel is right but remember one thing........... it's not the end of the world, just the closing of one door before another one opens. Think like that and no matter what happens you'll get through it.
Oh and PS sell the house and make a clean break
M
I don't any more but for 25 years I spent my life on the road both in the UK and abroad. It meant I'd spend on avarage 4 to 6 months of the year sleeping in hotel beds..........
I always found that whilst in the hotel bar looking at the women licking ones lips and rubbing ones crotch always got a result innocent :grin:
M
Quote by Abilene

good for you windolene

You and your damn shed are in sooooo much trouble for giving that nick-name and in even more if it sticks!!!
Windolene eh???........... well in your av pic you do seem slightly flushed (read pink smile ) ....... are you any good at cleaning windows? innocent :grin:
M
Well not from the 80's but from the 70's, I used to roadie for a semi-pro rock band...........
We did a gig at a certain venue in Fulham Palace Road London (great venue in them days) and I was on the PA................. well I was stoned and quite a but pissed, and had the spare mic in me hand.........
OK so the guitar solo was quite good but probably would have been even better if it wasn't acompanied by these grunting sounds and words like cool coming out of the spare mic redface
I almost got fired for that one !
M