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MandH
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 72
Straight Female, 65
0 miles · Bedfordshire

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Quote by kazandkev
What about all the times they leave the toilet seat up.......eh girls???

Well excuse me !!!!!!!! ........................ It is not us men that leave the toilet seat up, but you women that leave it down !!!!! mad
M
Quote by dekntan
had our first meet tnite and things didnt click so they made excuses and left
whats next? biggrin

As everyone has said........... In a nutshell put it behind you and carry on.
As an example we have never had any success meeting people in a munch situation, but at socials it has been quite a bit different, and meeting people through LMU has always been 100% sucessful. We have had fun, and made some very good friends this way.
Work out what works for you, and the kind of people you like, and are successful with and then go for it.
M
Quote by robbiem
For those who were kind enough to reply to a serious thread
Thank you very much
I know i can only be myself and dont try to pretend you are someone/something else
If you dont like me fine your loss not mine
Thank you again to all genuine replies

Robbie, you will be fine. relax and enjoy being you. When you do that it will shine through and others will see it.
Abi
Thank you very much hun for your kind words and thoughts
just hope that i dont clam up tommorow night
once again thank you
Note to admin:
Please can you close this down t
Thank you
Robbie, just be yourself. With us, H is the attractive one, and I'm the old dog, but we still meet and have fun, and so can you smile
M
Quote by Abilene
No... it would bring fekking mice in and lay them at your feet

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Abilene
I called my last cat dog............................ to see if I could give it a complex smile
M

lmao ... I had a friend in the States that named his dog cat and I'll be damned if it didnt suit it.
Why? did it climb up the curtains and throw up fur balls? :grin:
Quote by Abilene

There you go help yourselves wink

Ahhh but Goose I offer service.... lol
an I don't like fosters it's gnats wee.
I called my last cat dog............................ to see if I could give it a complex smile
M
Quote by cumberlandlad
Hi there, Kingston cock for hire here. Well it's not for hire it's free.

Now if that was the Kingston in Jamaica, an you was paying the airfares, H might be up for it :grin:
M
Quote by PoloLady
- they are fuck-me shoes wink

Nah .............. that should be fuck me pumps :grin:
Quote by sercher01
Hhhhmmmmmmmmm Peg.......... is the dog a lady dog? Has she got nice legs? We have a dog and he shags err i mean swings with anything that comes near :grin:
M

yes she is a lady :shock:
pmfsl admin will have to start a pet swinging forum soon? rolleyes
wink
Nah it's alright .......... we'll have to get to know each other, we'll arrange a meet and peg can come too :grin:
Hhhhmmmmmmmmm Peg.......... is the dog a lady dog? Has she got nice legs? We have a dog and he shags err i mean swings with anything that comes near :grin:
M
Quote by HarryJones
Ahh but have you seen Val Doonican in concert confused: I have biggrin
Now Patrick McGinty an Irishman of note etc
Where was I :?:
Ohhh can I please come :D
Regards
Harry Jones

Didn't he have a goat or somefink :?
M
I wanted to say that Sassy, but then she stopped repeating confused
M
Well Smoky we'd have to agree with most of what has already written on here..........
We meet guys for 3somes and yes when we post in LMU, even at short notice we always get enough responses through messages that we can choose.
Basically I (M) go through all messages first. What am I looking for? I am looking for words, a style, a feeling that the person who sent the message wants to be open and communicate with both of us, and is not just looking to come over and shag my other half. The ones that are most successful with us, tell us about themselves, their likes and dislikes. I get a feel for the person and then H talks to them on the phone. If we are happy we will arrange a meet but there is no gaurantee that anything will happen until we are both happy about it.
Frankly the ones that just get a polite no thanks from us are the ones that send us a very brief message, and have nothing in their profiles. I have nothing to go on so it doesn't go further. We would meet with someone who is nervous (and we have) as long as we have been able to form an opinion of what that person is like. Hey we have all been nervous and at times we still can be.
I suspect what I have written here is more or less how a lot of people would approach a meet, so put yer thinking hat on, get your profile updated and take it from there smile
Good Luck
MandH
ello adey, we missed meeting last year cos you missed us and the others at the norwich beer fest, sad we hope the day goes well for you and the others and maybe one day we will finally get to meet.
MandH
ello can we come too please? If nothing else one of us will be adding to the list of wimmin going smile
MandH
Quote by Dave__Notts
..................so any ideas on how to get my own back :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Dave_Notts

Yeah you could try peeing into the wind wink
M
Good luck from both of us as well wrats.............. oh and staggy, the only time we met, you were sporting a black eye...... something to with a horse you said.... Enjoy your married lives together, and both of you be happy, but remember piss her off and the next black eye could be from her :grin:
MandH
Hi ya
As you know we can't join you this time as we have other commitments, but we'd just like to say to anyone reading this, that R is a genuine non-pushy bloke who is fun to be with. If you are looking to meet then you won't be dissapointed smile
MandH
Quote by sercher01
iv just looked at his profile an guess what ? :shock:
hes banned wink
so he wont have a PM box then jags?? :wink:

by 'eck yer quick aint yer smile
Quote by meat2pleaseu
bugger!
why cant i think of somethin like that
bet his PM box is full rolleyes

cos you're not banned, just a twat flipa rotflmao bolt
Is he???? smile
Oh and Dee.............. what figure would that be wink
Quote by DeeCee
i soooooooo thought that the title of this thread was the one that he had picked himself......
and the rest is just pure poetry........
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Funny that Dee ......................... so did we rotflmao
Thanks to the guys who sent us messeges, and to one in particular, last night was fun smile
oh and err....... shameless bump
Quote by Abilene
You better believe it ... well ...almost anyway ... I'll let ya know Sunday ... :twisted:

Whoa lucky guy smile ................ Abilene, having read your profile (ok and perved the pics :grin: ) you are indeed a very attractive, and interesting woman.
Hope you two enjoy !
M
Shame your in surrey, we could have invited you up here to watch us smile
MandH
sorry peeps but we jumped straight from page 1 to page 4 .................... err did he pull? :grin:
how about getting this stickied as a social Rich? also, some coaches have leather seats, any chance you could lay your hands on a 52 seater for Margate???
Good luck mate and we hope you find what your looking for :thumbup:
M and H have suddenly found they are free tomorrow and saturday night (25/8 and 26/8). Any guys fancy joining us for some fun and frolicks in Beds on either night? We'd Ideally like to see you on cam maybe (and you us of course), before we meet. Post here or send us a message, and we'll see what we can work out. smile ..........
M
Quote by shad
That's an interesting user name you have there, does it mean anything.? lol

Prolly does................. last time I saw something like that it was followed by Fletcher, H.M.P. Slade smile
M
Hehehe
loved the response to the question SLG, but you'd need to ask H about the fantasy bit. smile
Nice one
M