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MandH

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Straight Female, 65

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22 Jul 2006

well we got into it from a converstaion in bed one night.......... H asked what I fantasised about and I said MMF.
We thought about it then went out and did it. Even though it was originally driven by me, and we only play every couple of months or so, H can at times be more enthusiastic than me, so I guess on balance we both keep our interest alive.
Oh and we love what we do............. smile

smile

M

22 Jul 2006

yup, i got man flu as well................... H says I'm a pain in the arse when i get man flu sad

sad

20 Jul 2006

Quote by new2trot
well yet another 'potentially interesting' thread goes down the drain as folks seem to be more interested in whacking other posts than sticking to the topic.
newt xx

Well for what it's worth (and keeping to topic smile

smile

) H has had MS for 17 years and is disabled. Did it matter to me when I met her 7 years ago? Nah she has a warm, gentle nature, great body and fantastic nipples. People we have played with have been attracted by the same thing. The fact that she is disabled doesn't matter really :)
M

20 Jul 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I don't like anything with more than 4 legs. Spiders creep me out big time :scared: Even worse this time of year are craneflies. :shock: They make a horrible clicking sound that makes my flesh crawl and they always head straight for me so I end up running through the house, screaming like a girl :scared:

Thought you was a girl confused

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20 Jul 2006

Quote by Sarah
The only delivery I am expecting today is from a well known parcel carrier, and is something for my fish pond.
Otherwise, (for once) I am speechless! :shock: (stop laughing at the back)

Well............... we haven't been around for a few months, and it was gratifying to read this thread ............. First time I have ever known sarah to be speechless lol

lol

Oh and Andy ...................... see you next tuesday wink

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M

20 Jul 2006

It was so hot yesterday H's rabbit melted................................ :shock:

1 May 2006

well we've been away from here for far too long................. do we get winks as well now then? :grin:

15 Apr 2006

Ere sarge........... I didn't know you was a beginner :grin:
M

15 Apr 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
your supposed to wait till Sunday :smackbottom:

Yes yes agree 100% the peeps on here seem to have a little problem with this, its popping up in an alarming amount of threads. I bet they were also the kids who couldent wait for there xmas pressents and went hunting on the 23rd rolleyes

rolleyes

Mr Tweeky
busted redface

redface

Well excuse me Mr Tweeky ............. I may have gone looking for the pressies at christmas.......... but I never opened them, I just lifted the paper a bit to see what was inside :grin:
M

14 Apr 2006

Did someone say BUMP innocent

innocent

14 Apr 2006

shit happens mate ........ but fortunately not everyone is like that. Keep looking and good luck!
M

14 Apr 2006

I had one last weekend............. now I'm going to buy me another one :grin:
M

14 Apr 2006

How many times have there been threads like this on here?
Normally these threads tend to degenerate into a slanging match, and it's nice to see that this one hasn't yet innocent

innocent

At the end of the day, it will always be each to their own. We have played with married men, we actually prefer it, but we cannot say 100% hand on heart that those men have been honest to us or their partners. We prefer them to be honest, but we have no real way of knowing if they are.
M

14 Apr 2006

I never get offers like that, wind up or not sad

sad

M

17 Mar 2006

Can we come back over here as well then?????? ........ go on can we.... can we???
:grin:
M

5 Feb 2006

My head hurts ! sad

sad

Thanks Helen for a great night, we enjoyed ourselves, and enjoyed talking to all those we met. Can't name them (cos H got me pissed rolleyes

rolleyes

) but you know who you are smile

smile

Hope you got home alright, and yes the offer of the lift was genuine, take it up next time hun, it's better than the bus at 4 am :)
MandH

4 Feb 2006

Just leaving ........... see you all there
MandH

2 Feb 2006

it's alright............. I just tap into next doors phoneline :grin:
M

31 Jan 2006

Quote by Sarah
It would seem a certian well known 'lodge' type chain near the venue has just release for booking 10 or so 'event rooms' which were being held.........
So get in there quick!

Oh gawd and we thought we had the place to ourselves :grin:

28 Jan 2006

Oh alright then markz

26 Jan 2006

Get well soon Helen, we want to buy you a drink at the munch smile

smile

M & H

21 Jan 2006

Enjoy your day hun smile

smile

20 Jan 2006

Glad your ok SJ, take it easy and maybe SM will pamper you smile

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M & H

17 Jan 2006

Quote by RedHot

Without a doubt the feel of the forum has changed. It is now far less intimate and much more of a quick shag site, I'm not offering any opinion as to whether this is a good or a bad thing, but it is a fact and it's impossible to swim against the tide of change.

You are undoubtedly correct about the structure and use of the site now, but I feel you have missed the point of my post.
Lets be honest, we've always had twats on here, some come and go, others have stayed (and become regular and well known forum users confused

confused

), but with the large numbers of so called newbies joining the forum, when they formerly probably only used the ads, they are some really nice peeps amongst them just waiting to be discovered.
Now the initial flurry has calmed down a bit, perhaps we could all try to make some of these people feel more welcome if they pm us, instead of leaving the site in droves and coming back here to tell us how crap it is on here and how it's more welcoming elsewhere. rolleyes

rolleyes

T-J
Your right. Before the site changes, even in the short time we have been here, we've seen people join the site, join in on the forums, and become popular and respected members.
As you say the site has changed, but it doesn't mean that all the newbies joining in are just after a quick shag...... The site is beginning to settle down, so lets see what kind of community can develop.

17 Jan 2006

We've used a lot of the ones already mentioned, but a couple of personal favourites are......
Sorry this is a public phone, I happened to be walking by and answered it rolleyes

rolleyes

or when they ask to speak to the owner of the house..
OK I'll just put you on hold a minute, then place the phone by the stereo, and turn the sound back up. smile

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Both work quite well.
The all time classic was something I heard H say once to some guy that just persisted in continuing with his sales patter...........
"Haven't I just said that I'm not interested? Don't you understand that No means No? God I'd hate to go out with you" :)
I was in stitches for ages after that one. :)
M

17 Jan 2006

Quote by northeastcoupleuk
if any one has seen the film switch where he wakes up and is a she what would you do??

First off I'd sell my story to every paper in the known universe........... once I'd spent the proceeds I'd sell my body to older men with large cars, and even larger wallets :grin:
M

17 Jan 2006

Quote by robbie_rob
is it not best to keep the status quo though? keep it all underground i say cos from past experience of other things not connected when it go's mainstream it will not be the same and die a death,it will be watered down over exposed and commercialised!! please please please never ever let this happen as it will be th death of the word "fun" as we know it.
theres my two penneth worth anyway,for what its worth lol

Not quite sure about this confused

confused

........ when we have sexual encounters of the swinging kind they are shared acts between us and the people we are with, and as such are great fun.....
It doesn't matter if we are the only swingers in the world, or every man, woman and their dog is at it (not litarally obviously !), the experience for us will still be the same.
The issue with tolerance/acceptance for us and many like us, has more to do with not having to hide our actions for fear of repurcussions in our everyday lives...... fears which are real and frankly have affected other less fortunate couples.
M

17 Jan 2006

Nah she went mad so we shot her wink

wink

17 Jan 2006

I did my hood meself, and it didn't hurt at all !! .................. when I wore me anorak it kept on covering me eyes, so I put a safty pin through it to hold it back......... is this the same thing????? wink

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M

16 Jan 2006

Quote by blonde
I've hit 3000 ........... in less than a year :bounce:
So that only goes to prove I am a chatterbox :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

What? ............... shags :grin: