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Mark1964swindon
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by The Shadow
I thought Bridget Jones 2 was the worst film i have ever seen

Not surprised it's got Pugh Grant in it
That man cannot act rolleyes
Mark cool
Quote by davej
What do you think I am some kind of idiot or something, of course there are flowers in the vase and if I hadn't cut them down so short you would be able to see them. :smug:

Simply Brilliant lol
Mark cool
Quote by juliett49
Sorry, that was silly, absolutely silly inane drivel. I shall attempt to become more serious immediately
:shock:

Please don't juliet, i love drivel
:thumbup: keep up the good work
Mark cool
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:karaoke: I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves..... :karaoke:
rotflmao
Mark cool
Quote by MQ
Thought you'd got off with FabioGrooverider there pmsl!! lol :lol:

So did I rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Mark biggrin
Quote by SurreyBloke
I'm a Saluki apperently which is a Persian hunting dog.
I always thought it was a Japanese motorbike meself lol :lol:


Mark rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Angel Chat
Hah!! Fat lot of use your hunges are without any of these though dave....

And I've got them all :thrilled: :giggle: :smug:

But what you going to use to screw them ladies?
You still need one of these>>>>>

Mark biggrin
Quote by honeyriderx
BIG 40on friday Mark.
:rose: kiss :high-smile:
happy birthday babe :cheers:

redface Awwwww thank you, yeah 26th Nov, gonna stay in bed & hide from the world lol
Mark xx
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This is exactly the kind of thing I was getting worried about sad
Forty on Friday, grey hair, uncut, blue eyes
Is this the beginning of the end of my swinging life dunno

Mark rotflmao
Best present : first record player smile
Worst present : a soft toy monkey dressed in a safari suit, you can put your hand inside to move the mouth & make it squeak, now this doesn't sound too bad but i was thirty seven at the time :!: dunno
Guess that's sisters for you, bless her rotflmao
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Yup, story of my life rolleyes .......... I always see myself like this .........

But I thought that was you Misschief kiss
Well I'm a Dogue De Bordeaux!

Not too happy about being French, but he's pretty well hung rotflmao
Hey are you sure you was in the correct chatroom?
If you ended up in here >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

You were lucky to get out alive matey pmsl