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Maverick_03
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 53

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Hello Ladies & Gentlemen,
Im off to Hed Kandi on Saturday night @ the Indigo Bar in the 02 Arena.
Anybody going? Maybe we can have a drink and shake our Funky thang?
PM or give me a shout..Lets make it a night to remember!
Cheers
Dean
Hey guys well done for stepping in and saving the day..Bernie/Bassman thanks for your efforts too im sure youll have your day again.
Would be great if I could be put on new list as I was on the old one (Can be verified by Bernie)
Happy New Year peeps...See you all groovy thangs at the Social
Dean
Hello guys long time no see/hear...Your social would bea great excuse to put that right..So count me in!
Take care...Mav
Hey guys and gals...Any single females/couples going to Gatecrasher this Bank holiday Sunday in Leeds?
Would be great to hook up, wax lyrical and maybe just maybe have a little naughty play in the bushes?
Not expecting many replies if at all...But you just never know?
Get in touch soon...Only 7 days to go.....MAVERICK.
Hey guys I was wondering if anybody is going to Radlett this Saturday? Im going with a partner and thought it maybe an idea to put some names to faces from SH.
So if your gonna be there on Saturday let me know and ill come and say hi?
Regards,
Dean
Hey guys I was wondering if anybody is going to Radlett this Saturday? Im going with a partner and thought it maybe an idea to put some names to faces from SH.
So if your gonna be there on Saturday let me know and ill come and say hi?
Regards,
Dean
Hey again Tulip,
Forgot to mention if you need me bhind the bar...Im all yours...?
D
Hey Tulip & Tony,
Let me begin by applauding you on your efforts on organising a munch, always wanted to do it but if I ever stoped taking the path of least resistance it may happen one day!
Anyway count me in, and my new partner Huma. A gorgeous sexy bi Indian girl who im sure will liven up the proceedings.
Regards,
D and H
H...I would love to say Hello if I see you but how am I supposse to recognise you...lol...?
Hey people I was wondering if any one from Swinging Heaven was going to Global Gathering next weekend and if so wanted to meet up there?
Im going on Saturday 29th and it would be great to put some faces to names/profiles...And who knows a bit of frolicking in the bushes even.. (ok maybe the frolicking bit is a bit wishful...lol)
Take care people.
Sorry guys meant to PM but hit the wrong button..On my knees begging for forgiveness here!
Hello XXXXXXXXXXXXXX...I was going to go to the Seychelles for the weekend but then I saw your post, so im going to cancel my weekend in Paradise and come to your BBQ if you'll have me..lol.
Im wonderful company. Charasmatic, intelligent, and game for a laugh, and I promise I'll leave my axe at home..lol.
Can be verified by other SH members, PM if I qualify for an invite.
Enjoy the sunshine...And hope to hear from you soon..Dean.
Mods Edit - real names removed, try reading the post Dambuster as quoted below.
Hear Hear Darkfire and Banditt...I think some regulars on this forum just wait for new posts so they can ridicule ridicule and pick holes (Sad but true)
So the guys syntax and grammar left a lot to be desired but ffs the blokes been dealt a bad set of cards by life, the least he can expect is a modicum of respect from a supposedly accepting community such as ours...And I thought I was a kinky bastard cos I liked older women...lol...By the way on the subject of older women...Message me if you want the best three seconds of your life!
Thankyou for the feedback mate..But I would have thought the good folk of Swinging Heaven are blessed with lateral thinking and would check out my profile? Maybe im mistaken...We'll see but thanks for the advice mate!
Your mission if you choose to accept it is to...Spend time with a 33 year old single male from London..Who's considered very attractive by his peers, deemed cerebral, great company, charasmatic, fun to be around and oh so sexy! ........................................This thread will self destruct in 15 seconds if you do not reply!
And if you dont reply...Have a happy and succesfull life..Bye for now..Dean.
Thanks for your support blacl london male...A semblance of common sense and wisdom from otherwise vitriolic communication...And thankyou to everybody else with their messages of support...It seems Kiss Me wasnt interested in my olive branch...You cant please all of the people all of the time!
Hello Raunchy couple been verified by Vodkatonik, she supports my description...Where are ya Vodka when I need you..lol..I think Im gonna put this thread to rest, and concentrate on painting the garden fence...Thanks guys
Kiss me will you give me a break darling? Im only expressing my desires and penchant..How am I being derogatory or offensive...This whole site is based on differing tastes...I thought as swingers we were meant to be non-judgemental and accepting?
It seems the majority of people are supportive of my thread but you seem to have a problem with it. So I suggest a truce...nae I suggest a meeting of minds...Are you up for the task?
Hey Vodka tonik.....Beware im cumming for ya, you little cutie.
Naughty nympho I profoundly appologise for my syntax I meant im a regular in the chatroom, so can I have the part of my head back you've chewed off please?
And what was my origonal post? It seems to have gone off on all kind of incredible weird and wonderful tangents..Get your own posts people...lol
So is there any 50-60 yeard old fems out there for me? And excuse me if I sound mysogonistic or whatever else ive been accused of...I just wanna shag an older bird, is that so bad? You guys make me feel like devils spawn...lol
Hey Vodka tonic you dont need an invite..Just call, and ill cum running..lol..
Hey Vodkatonik...How are you? Yes this is the very same Dean who you met last year at the London social..Thankyou for your support...What are you up to theese days? And lets 'bump' into each other again soon!
So who hasnt been duplicious about their age in one way shape or form...Im 33!
By the way Kiss Me im not looking for a 'sugar mummy'...I have my own money, thankyou very much..Each of us has their own kinks and older women are mine..After all you wear England football team clothing...Well I wish you well in your search, I just wish some others on here would reciporicate those good wishes.
I really dont understand the negativity guys..Im courteous and respectful...But still people want to detract,,Oh well you cant please all the people all of the time...!
Hey the good folk of Swinging Heaven..I ask you to assist me in helping to break my own personal best..
As the regulars of this site are aware I adore older women, and it really is a case of the older the better... I have had the pleasure of being intimate with numerous couples/single females from this site who are in their 40's, now I want to better this (also have lots of fun on the way), and want to meet couples/single females in their 50's and 60's. Who knows you might just become a record breaker!
Im a very good looking guy, who oozes sex appeal, charisma, and sensitivity, so if you like what you read, PM or message me and help me go down in history...lol
At the very least I'll hopefully make some new friends along the way! But I doubt this is one record that wont be going into the Guiness Book Of Records...lol.
In a world full of evil and negativity I hope to bring some fun into the lives of my Swinging Heaven family...And I hope I havent offended anyone in this ad
Warm regards everybody...And remember...Records are there to be broken!!
Dean.
I know most of the single males on here are considered ravenous beasts who just want to feed on unassuming couples and rack up notches on their belt. But I care to be different. I want every couple I meet to have a pleasurable experience, and enjoy our intimacy..but recently Ive found that invariably (with some exceptions) when I meet couples that the actual sex isnt really that great, there is usually erotic foreplay, but when you get down to the nitty gritty its somewhat lacking. Whether thats to do with the fact that its condom sex, or I need to introduce more people into the scenario I dont know? But because Swinging is a passion and a hobby I take it seriously and I want to reverse my fortunes so I've decided Im going to go back to basics, soft swing and gradually build it up from there.
So here goes...Im a very attractive, gregarious, happy, straight single male looking for soft swing fun with a sexy, attractive, cerebral, fun,, gounded, and CLEAN couple...If you can empathise, connect or just plain feel sorry for me after reading my pathos injected tale and you are a couple with the above characteristics, drop me a line and lets get down, dirty, and naked without the jiggy jiggy..for now..lol.
I know this ad will probably relegate me to the Swinging Heaven substitutes bench because people will think ive gone soft, but hey at least im real.
Happy days to everyone whatever your kink...Warmest regards...dean
Im under no illusions that there will be replies to my post if any but one can only try.
Im going to be in Watford during the day on Wednesday 29th March (day after tommorow).Im looking to meet a single female or couple who can accomodate. (would love to see a couple put on a show for me) Failing that would also settle for a drink if no fun and games are in the offing.
Im a straight single male 33, charasmatic, intelligent, proffesional, wonderful company, and considered by my peers as stunningly attractive (ex male model)...Did I say modest...lol.
My Swinging Heaven ad no's are 213375, and 213378 respectively.
So come on people make it a Wednesday to remember, and PM me with your reply's.
Regards...Dean
Hey DreamerHellen,
Hi helen , i would like to come to this mini munch. i know i dont have many posts to my name, but i do use the chat room frequently as maverick. It would be great to meet up with the nice people on here and put faces to names. And also its a good munch for me to go to as im a Londoner.
Regards...Dean (Maverick)